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r3ap3r · 10-06-2004, 09:25 PM

The worst pain I was in was when I got hit by a car that ran a red light. I was on my bike and crossed on a red light, fucker didn't stop and hit me. I flew like 5 meters and slid on the ground for like 5 more. I didn't break any bones but my body was in serious pain due to the force.

Vendzilla · 10-06-2004, 09:26 PM

eating a giant green olive stuffed with a habanero pepper and sneezing all the juice out my nose! That Fucking Hurt!

Marcus Aurelius · 10-06-2004, 09:28 PM

Physical pain:

broken arm after falling 20 feet from a slide when i was about 10 years old bones crossed pushing my wrist 3 inches to the left.

Mental pain:

Has to do with a woman. I'll leave it at that.

sicone · 10-06-2004, 09:29 PM

kidney stones was the worst so far in my life

TheEnforcer · 10-06-2004, 09:31 PM

That's easy. I had deep 2nd near 3rd degree burns over 18% of my body. The worst part isn't the initial burn, wehich is painful, but several days later when the dead nerves grow back. When I was in the whirlpool and they added the solution to keep out infections to the water it felt every small space of my exposed flesh had a million needles sticking in it. Then of course they have to get rub off all the dead skin that the whirlpool loosened. That was some serious fucking pain.

BitterPen · 10-06-2004, 09:37 PM

miscarriage #2 hurt worse than anything I've ever felt before

Ironhorse · 10-06-2004, 09:37 PM

I fractured my penis which required surgery, that was pretty damn painful, on top of everything I had a cathoter (sp?) I woke up with a morphine drip, that was pretty nice but then when I asked for more they said no..bastards, instead I got Vicadin which didn't really take care of the pain, just made me sick.

Oh yeah, about a week after, with my penis in bandages and blue as plum, my wife was teasing me and causinng a huge hard on which just hurt even more..

Despite all this, I've had more painful toothaches though..

Stamen · 10-06-2004, 10:50 PM

I broke my tailbone, and for one month I was in the most unbearable pain.

Couldn't sit down, couldn't stand up....

Just fucked all around

reynold · 10-06-2004, 11:04 PM

i never have a serious accident or injury yet, but i dont have to happen it to me

Kassidy · 10-06-2004, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
I've had three caesarean sections which were all very painful afterwards... I broke all the toes on both my feet.. that hurt a lot. I herniated 5 discs in my lower back and broke my wrist and collarbone in a horsebackriding accident. I dislocated my knee and tore a bunch of ligaments and stuff in another riding accident... I broke my d3 metacarpal on my right hand 5 times... I broke a hip getting hit by a car, but I think one of the most painful things was a few months ago when I tore a muscle in my back and pinched a nerve at the same time... They gave me oxycotin for that.. oi.

I've had a lot of big owies

Sweetie, it's a good thing you're a girl. Men weren't given the faculties to deal with that kind of pain

Worst I've felt...they took three real live human beings right out of my body.

Guys, be thankful for your Willies.

Ironhorse · 10-06-2004, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Kassidy
Sweetie, it's a good thing you're a girl. Men weren't given the faculties to deal with that kind of pain

Worst I've felt...they took three real live human beings right out of my body.

Guys, be thankful for your Willies.

I'm guessing you didn't read my post above?!?

sh33p · 10-06-2004, 11:50 PM

Nipple piercing...hurt like a biatch!!

Dagwolf · 10-06-2004, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by chase

I've had two epidurals and a spinal block..is that the same idea as a spinal tap?

It's just about the opposite. Those are anesthetic injections to block pain. A spinal tap is when they place a big, long, scary needle directly into your spine to draw off spinal fluid.

Although it has a reputation for being one of the most painful procedures in the world, the medical sites I've looked at describe the pain as mild to moderate...

I think the bad rep comes from the size of the needle. It's VERY big.

Lace · 10-06-2004, 11:54 PM

when i flipped my car...well not then but in the hospital and the week or two after..

xxxoutsourcing · 10-07-2004, 12:01 AM

Broke my back in two places and that was pretty painfull.

Satisfaction · 10-07-2004, 12:23 AM

it would have to be when i dislocated my thumb and it was totally pointing in the wrong direction!!! did it playing football and couldnt bend the fucker properly for over a month... to this very day it looks kinda different to my other thumb!

Fucksakes · 10-07-2004, 01:41 AM

a friend hit my leg with a brush cutter, hit my chin on my leg, cut about 30% into my leg. got my finger sqashed to fuck, the stiching of my nail hurt like hell, hot water from a pot on the stove when i was 4 fell on my arm, ear ache, tooth ache. and nothing beats losing a loved one.

chaze · 10-07-2004, 01:44 AM

Too many to name:

rode dirt bike off cliff 30 broken bones concusion.

herniated disk twice.

drowned twice

cut hand in half had it sowed back on

broke up with love of my life because the sex sucked.

chodadog · 10-07-2004, 08:00 AM

I've never really been in any great physical pain. The most pain i've been in has always been related to matters of the heart.

Wiggles · 10-07-2004, 08:01 AM

blockage in my upper intestine, the acid was so painful I actually cried, I haven't done that in like 15 years.

LadyMischief · 10-07-2004, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kassidy
Sweetie, it's a good thing you're a girl. Men weren't given the faculties to deal with that kind of pain

Worst I've felt...they took three real live human beings right out of my body.

Guys, be thankful for your Willies.

Yep.... it's incredible the amount of trauma the human body can take... but have the same trauma inflicted on a man instead of a woman, and you know it's ten times worse, right?

chase · 10-07-2004, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
there was no grill.

As far as the pain of our breakup, I have gotten used to women ripping my heart out, so I leave it in a safe in my bedroom closet.

Grill is slang for face, babycakes, lol.
And as far as ripping your heart out, you broke it off with me!

chase · 10-07-2004, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer
That's easy. I had deep 2nd near 3rd degree burns over 18% of my body. The worst part isn't the initial burn, wehich is painful, but several days later when the dead nerves grow back. When I was in the whirlpool and they added the solution to keep out infections to the water it felt every small space of my exposed flesh had a million needles sticking in it. Then of course they have to get rub off all the dead skin that the whirlpool loosened. That was some serious fucking pain.

Now THAT must be some painful shit. I'd take my three c-sections any day.

chase · 10-07-2004, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
I fractured my penis which required surgery, that was pretty damn painful, on top of everything I had a cathoter (sp?) I woke up with a morphine drip, that was pretty nice but then when I asked for more they said no..bastards, instead I got Vicadin which didn't really take care of the pain, just made me sick.

Oh yeah, about a week after, with my penis in bandages and blue as plum, my wife was teasing me and causinng a huge hard on which just hurt even more..

Despite all this, I've had more painful toothaches though..

K, this begs the question.....
How did you fracture it?

baddog · 10-07-2004, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by chase
Grill is slang for face, babycakes, lol.
And as far as ripping your heart out, you broke it off with me!

I forgot you southerners talk different

and it doesn't change the fact that it would hurt if I didn't keep my heart stored away

chase · 10-07-2004, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by Stamen
I broke my tailbone, and for one month I was in the most unbearable pain.

Couldn't sit down, couldn't stand up....

Just fucked all around

Did that when I was a kid...gotta sit on those hemorroid (sp?) donut cushins.

JUSTB · 10-07-2004, 10:30 AM

1. Dry sockets when i had my wisdom teeth out
2. Child Birth

chase · 10-07-2004, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
It's just about the opposite. Those are anesthetic injections to block pain. A spinal tap is when they place a big, long, scary needle directly into your spine to draw off spinal fluid.

Although it has a reputation for being one of the most painful procedures in the world, the medical sites I've looked at describe the pain as mild to moderate...

I think the bad rep comes from the size of the needle. It's VERY big.

Jeez, they don't give you a local anesthetic?
I know both the procedures I mentioned involve the same area, b/c I know you can get a horrible headache if they mistakenly draw any spinal fluid out when they do it, but they give you a local to numb the area. It hurt a bit, but more than that it made me queasy...with my second epidural my bp dropped to the point that they had to hold me up b/c i was dropping out, and they gave me an epi-push to bring me out of it. That was very scary...it dropped to, like 15/50, my mom said.
Anyway, I've never had it done, but amniocentisis looks like it would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch...now THAT is a huge ass needle!

ironlung · 10-07-2004, 10:33 AM

i broke my collar bone jumping under a volleyball net when i was like 6, it sucked and hurt pretty bad, i was a stupid shit

demented · 10-07-2004, 10:38 AM

Narcotic withdrawl..

Jakke PNG · 10-07-2004, 10:41 AM

I don't have any REAL painful shit happen to me.

Here's a few smaller ones

1)
Had my wisdoms teeth pulled, on one tooth the anaesthetic didn't work, and they tried it many times. Apparently there was some kinda infection or something.. well, I said they could pull the tooth out anyways. Not smart.

2)
I was playing with my dog barefoot, I kicked a ball and at the same time my doggy pounced the ball. He missed the ball and I ended kicking him in the mouth almost as hard as I could. He was ok, a bit confused.. I broke a toe. I mean, almost broke it off, one toe was hanging by the skin pretty much.. it's ok now.. I'm just missing a joint

3)
I was mountainbiking at age 15 or so, A branch went thru my front wheel and I flew over the bar. I was about to hit my face to a sharp rock, so I had to put my hand infront, tryin to break the fall. My hand landed on a freshly broken small tree, and the 'stick' went thru my hand. It was painful too.

ronaldo · 10-07-2004, 10:49 AM

Oh, damn I forgot about this one.

When I was about 8 years old, I was goofing around with my kid brother playing basketball or something.

His head shot up and hit my jaw and I big right through the middle of my tongue.

I remember that hurting like a bugger too. And the blood, oh the blood.

Mz.YoLy · 10-07-2004, 11:44 AM

labor! 8 pound baby - no epidural.

10-06-2004, 09:25 PM	#51
r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	The worst pain I was in was when I got hit by a car that ran a red light. I was on my bike and crossed on a red light, fucker didn't stop and hit me. I flew like 5 meters and slid on the ground for like 5 more. I didn't break any bones but my body was in serious pain due to the force. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

10-06-2004, 09:26 PM	#52
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	eating a giant green olive stuffed with a habanero pepper and sneezing all the juice out my nose! That Fucking Hurt! __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

10-06-2004, 09:29 PM	#54
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	kidney stones was the worst so far in my life __________________

10-06-2004, 09:31 PM	#55
TheEnforcer Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,855	That's easy. I had deep 2nd near 3rd degree burns over 18% of my body. The worst part isn't the initial burn, wehich is painful, but several days later when the dead nerves grow back. When I was in the whirlpool and they added the solution to keep out infections to the water it felt every small space of my exposed flesh had a million needles sticking in it. Then of course they have to get rub off all the dead skin that the whirlpool loosened. That was some serious fucking pain. __________________ Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

10-06-2004, 09:37 PM	#56
BitterPen Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: TN Posts: 1,926	miscarriage #2 hurt worse than anything I've ever felt before __________________

10-06-2004, 09:28 PM	#53
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Physical pain: broken arm after falling 20 feet from a slide when i was about 10 years old bones crossed pushing my wrist 3 inches to the left. Mental pain: Has to do with a woman. I'll leave it at that.

10-06-2004, 09:37 PM	#57
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	I fractured my penis which required surgery, that was pretty damn painful, on top of everything I had a cathoter (sp?) I woke up with a morphine drip, that was pretty nice but then when I asked for more they said no..bastards, instead I got Vicadin which didn't really take care of the pain, just made me sick. Oh yeah, about a week after, with my penis in bandages and blue as plum, my wife was teasing me and causinng a huge hard on which just hurt even more.. Despite all this, I've had more painful toothaches though.. __________________ [email protected] Last edited by Ironhorse; 10-06-2004 at 09:39 PM..

10-06-2004, 10:50 PM	#58
Stamen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Vegas Posts: 698	I broke my tailbone, and for one month I was in the most unbearable pain. Couldn't sit down, couldn't stand up.... Just fucked all around __________________ Show me the pistil porn!

10-06-2004, 11:04 PM	#59
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	i never have a serious accident or injury yet, but i dont have to happen it to me

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sh33p Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 541	Nipple piercing...hurt like a biatch!!

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10-07-2004, 12:01 AM	#65
xxxoutsourcing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,888	Broke my back in two places and that was pretty painfull. __________________ xxxoutsourcing.com ICQ:119936 \| Aim:xxxoutsourcing \| MSN:msn@ xxxoutsourcing.com \| Yahoo:xxxoutsourcing Submitters, Designers, Programmers, Cartoonist, Creative Writers, Video & Photo Editors Convert your Paysite into a cartoon site convert2toons.com

10-07-2004, 12:23 AM	#66
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	it would have to be when i dislocated my thumb and it was totally pointing in the wrong direction!!! did it playing football and couldnt bend the fucker properly for over a month... to this very day it looks kinda different to my other thumb!

10-07-2004, 01:41 AM	#67
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	a friend hit my leg with a brush cutter, hit my chin on my leg, cut about 30% into my leg. got my finger sqashed to fuck, the stiching of my nail hurt like hell, hot water from a pot on the stove when i was 4 fell on my arm, ear ache, tooth ache. and nothing beats losing a loved one.

10-07-2004, 01:44 AM	#68
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Too many to name: rode dirt bike off cliff 30 broken bones concusion. herniated disk twice. drowned twice cut hand in half had it sowed back on broke up with love of my life because the sex sucked.

10-07-2004, 08:00 AM	#69
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	I've never really been in any great physical pain. The most pain i've been in has always been related to matters of the heart. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

10-07-2004, 08:01 AM	#70
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	blockage in my upper intestine, the acid was so painful I actually cried, I haven't done that in like 15 years. __________________ no sig

10-07-2004, 10:30 AM	#77
JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	1. Dry sockets when i had my wisdom teeth out 2. Child Birth

10-07-2004, 10:33 AM	#79
ironlung Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nofx, florida Posts: 1,012	i broke my collar bone jumping under a volleyball net when i was like 6, it sucked and hurt pretty bad, i was a stupid shit

10-07-2004, 10:38 AM	#80
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	Narcotic withdrawl..

10-07-2004, 10:41 AM	#81
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I don't have any REAL painful shit happen to me. Here's a few smaller ones 1) Had my wisdoms teeth pulled, on one tooth the anaesthetic didn't work, and they tried it many times. Apparently there was some kinda infection or something.. well, I said they could pull the tooth out anyways. Not smart. 2) I was playing with my dog barefoot, I kicked a ball and at the same time my doggy pounced the ball. He missed the ball and I ended kicking him in the mouth almost as hard as I could. He was ok, a bit confused.. I broke a toe. I mean, almost broke it off, one toe was hanging by the skin pretty much.. it's ok now.. I'm just missing a joint 3) I was mountainbiking at age 15 or so, A branch went thru my front wheel and I flew over the bar. I was about to hit my face to a sharp rock, so I had to put my hand infront, tryin to break the fall. My hand landed on a freshly broken small tree, and the 'stick' went thru my hand. It was painful too. __________________ ..and I'm off.

10-07-2004, 10:49 AM	#82
ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	Oh, damn I forgot about this one. When I was about 8 years old, I was goofing around with my kid brother playing basketball or something. His head shot up and hit my jaw and I big right through the middle of my tongue. I remember that hurting like a bugger too. And the blood, oh the blood.

10-07-2004, 11:44 AM	#83
Mz.YoLy Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 43	labor! 8 pound baby - no epidural. __________________ [email protected] Account Manager ICQ# 318291908