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DVTimes · 10-06-2004, 12:37 PM

Post your jokes:

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He is totally amazed to witness this, but reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back, completely embarrassed.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........

You just happened to catch my eye.

Lucy · 10-06-2004, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk
Post your jokes:

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He is totally amazed to witness this, but reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back, completely embarrassed.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........

You just happened to catch my eye.

good one

I can't think of any joke right now......

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 10-06-2004, 01:24 PM

Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"

Tala · 10-06-2004, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"

Lucy · 10-06-2004, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"

polish_aristocrat · 10-06-2004, 01:31 PM

Someone comes to GFY and sees only business threads on the first page. ;)

Manowar · 10-06-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"

okny · 10-06-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"

Hahahah

Basic_man · 10-06-2004, 01:40 PM

rofl

Sagitta · 10-06-2004, 05:43 PM

At the immigration desk, somewhere in Europe:

- Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Seven times a week.
- No, no, no..... male or female?
- Male, female... Sometimes a camel...

polish_aristocrat · 10-07-2004, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sagitta
At the immigration desk, somewhere in Europe:

- Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Seven times a week.
- No, no, no..... male or female?
- Male, female... Sometimes a camel...

Yeah, this is a great joke

Kicker · 10-07-2004, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"

10-06-2004, 12:37 PM	#1
DVTimes xxx Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 31,547	joke thread Post your jokes: A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He is totally amazed to witness this, but reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back, completely embarrassed. "Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies........ You just happened to catch my eye. __________________ The Affiliate Program

10-06-2004, 01:24 PM	#3
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10-06-2004, 01:31 PM	#6
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10-06-2004, 01:40 PM	#9
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10-06-2004, 05:43 PM	#10
Sagitta Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Portugal Posts: 578	At the immigration desk, somewhere in Europe: - Name? - Abu Dalah Sarafi. - Sex? - Seven times a week. - No, no, no..... male or female? - Male, female... Sometimes a camel... __________________ "The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."