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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
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It must be death night LOL. So have you watched someone die?
Have you watched someone die?
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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My sperm as i shot the load on her face.
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UNSTOPPABLE
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: UK :: ICQ# 156068
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3 times.. it changes you.
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I need a beer
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Yes a coworker had a anurism...boom right at his desk
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UNSTOPPABLE
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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
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not tonight..maybe tomorrow
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ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I've seen people in various states of death...from on their way to well done...
and yes, it changes your perspective on life...
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#8 |
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Fernie, BC
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yep. a girlfriend from a long time ago... her father had stomach cancer, died 4 weeks after he was diagnosed. was at the hospital when he died.
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* Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 * Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts * Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour * Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun) * Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 * Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds * Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million * Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches * Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation ![]() ![]() ![]()
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No Refunds Issued.
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Yes. My wife used to clean house and run errands for a friend of mine's grandmother. I went with her one day just to hang out and chat because the lady was a very nice woman, very cool lady, had travelled the world when she was younger and had alot of interesting stories. We got there and couldnt get an answer at the door so my wife used her key the lady had given her for just such a situation, and we went in.
We found her lying on the kitchen floor, sweating profusely, barely talking,. I stayed with her while my wife ran and called 911. she lived about 10 minutes and as we were talking with paramedics she suffered what we later found to be her 2nd massive heart attack and died right there. It was horrible, because we were friends with the family, but none of them were there when she passed away. |
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I've seen few people get killed in bars/clubs by being shot or stabbed.....last time, I had to step over his dead body to exit the bar heh.
Also seen one guy die in a motorcycle accident, he got hit by a truck and went flying, landed kind of hitting a telephone booth...seemed dead on impact, though I can't know that for sure.
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i sure have, many times
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I'm here for SPORT
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
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close but not the final moment
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I need a beer
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After math...I seen a dude who killed his dog and blew his head off..seen a guy get his head ran over by a truck filled with paper...murdercycle accident
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
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"I've Never Seen a Man Cry Til I Seen That Man Die"
-Scarface Yeah I have seen a motorcycle decapitation on a freeway I have seen the aftermath of my friends car accident which killed three of my friends in High School I had a best friend who hung himself, a roommate who was killed in a car accident...and a landlord/ property manager who didn't wake up one morning- RIP Rocky Donatelli You'd think I'd be in a looney bin- instead I sit and talk on chatboards like this one Go figure....... What doesn't kill me, only makes me continue to tolerate this business and a lot of the people who are in it :-))
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Canerda
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I watched a good friend die. He was crushed by his car while working on it, went into a coma and passed away days later. Rest in peace buddy.
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yes.only in the movies.
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