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KRL 10-24-2004 06:59 PM

It must be death night LOL. So have you watched someone die?
 
Have you watched someone die?

Juicy D. Links 10-24-2004 07:00 PM

My sperm as i shot the load on her face.

chemicaleyes 10-24-2004 07:00 PM

3 times.. it changes you.

Spunky 10-24-2004 07:00 PM

Yes a coworker had a anurism...boom right at his desk:(

chemicaleyes 10-24-2004 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
My sperm as i shot the load on her face.
lol :1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-24-2004 07:01 PM

not tonight..maybe tomorrow:)

TheJimmy 10-24-2004 07:02 PM

I've seen people in various states of death...from on their way to well done...


and yes, it changes your perspective on life...

quiet 10-24-2004 07:03 PM

yep. a girlfriend from a long time ago... her father had stomach cancer, died 4 weeks after he was diagnosed. was at the hospital when he died.

KRL 10-24-2004 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
My sperm as i shot the load on her face.
* Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
* Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
* Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts
* Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
* Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)
* Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
* Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds
* Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million
* Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
* Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 10-24-2004 09:02 PM

Yes. My wife used to clean house and run errands for a friend of mine's grandmother. I went with her one day just to hang out and chat because the lady was a very nice woman, very cool lady, had travelled the world when she was younger and had alot of interesting stories. We got there and couldnt get an answer at the door so my wife used her key the lady had given her for just such a situation, and we went in.
We found her lying on the kitchen floor, sweating profusely, barely talking,. I stayed with her while my wife ran and called 911. she lived about 10 minutes and as we were talking with paramedics she suffered what we later found to be her 2nd massive heart attack and died right there. It was horrible, because we were friends with the family, but none of them were there when she passed away.

Varius 10-24-2004 09:15 PM

I've seen few people get killed in bars/clubs by being shot or stabbed.....last time, I had to step over his dead body to exit the bar heh.

Also seen one guy die in a motorcycle accident, he got hit by a truck and went flying, landed kind of hitting a telephone booth...seemed dead on impact, though I can't know that for sure.

robfantasy 10-24-2004 09:17 PM

i sure have, many times

SleazyDream 10-24-2004 09:33 PM

close but not the final moment

Spunky 10-24-2004 09:36 PM

After math...I seen a dude who killed his dog and blew his head off..seen a guy get his head ran over by a truck filled with paper...murdercycle accident

TheGoldenChild 10-24-2004 09:49 PM

"I've Never Seen a Man Cry Til I Seen That Man Die"
-Scarface

Yeah I have seen a motorcycle decapitation on a freeway
I have seen the aftermath of my friends car accident which killed three of my friends in High School

I had a best friend who hung himself, a roommate who was killed in a car accident...and a landlord/ property manager who didn't wake up one morning-
RIP Rocky Donatelli

You'd think I'd be in a looney bin- instead I sit and talk on chatboards like this one

Go figure.......

What doesn't kill me, only makes me continue to tolerate this business and a lot of the people who are in it :-))

KRL 10-24-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
"I've Never Seen a Man Cry Til I Seen That Man Die"
-Scarface

Yeah I have seen a motorcycle decapitation on a freeway
I have seen the aftermath of my friends car accident which killed three of my friends in High School

I had a best friend who hung himself, a roommate who was killed in a car accident...and a landlord/ property manager who didn't wake up one morning-
RIP Rocky Donatelli

You'd think I'd be in a looney bin- instead I sit and talk on chatboards like this one

Go figure.......

What doesn't kill me, only makes me continue to tolerate this business and a lot of the people who are in it :-))

wow you've had a few.

twistyneck 10-24-2004 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
* Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
* Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
* Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts
* Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
* Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)
* Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
* Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds
* Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million
* Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
* Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I am not surprised to learn of your fascination with semen.

infectd 10-24-2004 11:06 PM

I watched a good friend die. He was crushed by his car while working on it, went into a coma and passed away days later. Rest in peace buddy.

SpikeHeel 10-24-2004 11:11 PM

yes.only in the movies.


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