Man Cuts Off His Penis Accidently, Dog Eats It. - GoFuckYourself.com

KRL · 10-04-2004, 07:16 PM

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

BUCHAREST - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

WTF?

Danny Dukes · 10-04-2004, 07:18 PM

Damn, I hate when that happens!

uchase/webpry · 10-04-2004, 07:20 PM

... don't drink and slaughter.

D-Money · 10-04-2004, 07:21 PM

is that kosher?

SleazyDream · 10-04-2004, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
is that kosher?

only if circumcized.........and blessed....

AnalProbe · 10-04-2004, 07:22 PM

Did the dog survive ?

Mike Okitch · 10-04-2004, 07:24 PM

So this guy can't tell the difference between a chicken and his dick?

Now, I like to choke the chicken just like the next guy, but that's over the top!

One thing for sure, if this guy can't tell the difference between a chicken and his penis, I won't go eating with him at KFC anytime soon.

Finger Licking Good folks

vdewd · 10-04-2004, 07:38 PM

10-04-2004, 07:16 PM	#1
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Man Cuts Off His Penis Accidently, Dog Eats It. Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It BUCHAREST - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. WTF? __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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10-04-2004, 07:24 PM	#7
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	So this guy can't tell the difference between a chicken and his dick? Now, I like to choke the chicken just like the next guy, but that's over the top! One thing for sure, if this guy can't tell the difference between a chicken and his penis, I won't go eating with him at KFC anytime soon. Finger Licking Good folks __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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uchase/webpry So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Do you use sex.com's XML feed, try ours and make double the money. Posts: 2,085	... don't drink and slaughter.

10-04-2004, 07:22 PM	#6
AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	Did the dog survive ?

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