Man Cuts Off His Penis Accidently, Dog Eats It.
 

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

BUCHAREST - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.


WTF? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

Damn, I hate when that happens!:1orglaugh

... don't drink and slaughter.

is that kosher?

only if circumcized.........and blessed....

Did the dog survive ?

So this guy can't tell the difference between a chicken and his dick?

Now, I like to choke the chicken just like the next guy, but that's over the top!

One thing for sure, if this guy can't tell the difference between a chicken and his penis, I won't go eating with him at KFC anytime soon.

Finger Licking Good folks :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

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