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10-04-2004, 12:02 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Did Bush's party call you yet?
I don't know perhaps it is because I am in Florida, but just got a call from Bush's party to find out if I receive my absentee ballot yet. They said all republicans were sent one, and they of course wanted to find out if President Bush had my support. Anyway, is it so bad with the electronic devices that we have gone to paper ballots?
Oh, since we are on the Bush thing, my friend sent me a joke, thought it was funny: A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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10-04-2004, 12:11 PM
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lol Good one.
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10-04-2004, 12:19 PM
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they never called me. but i DID get a letter from the RNC abuot why i should vote for bush.
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10-04-2004, 12:26 PM
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No calls here in NY yet. I don't think it would be worth the effort for them.
Funny joke though 
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10-04-2004, 12:32 PM
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nice joke
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10-04-2004, 01:46 PM
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Location: portland, OR
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I got a call from the bush people about 3 weeks ago "encourging " me to vote for him. When I said I wouldn't be they started spewing all kinds of shit about how well he's done on the war on terror, protecting america. I asked them some questions and refuted what they said and they had no answers. Drilled them a little more for anwers to other questions and they got frustrated and hung up
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