NiteRain

I don't know perhaps it is because I am in Florida, but just got a call from Bush's party to find out if I receive my absentee ballot yet. They said all republicans were sent one, and they of course wanted to find out if President Bush had my support. Anyway, is it so bad with the electronic devices that we have gone to paper ballots?


Oh, since we are on the Bush thing, my friend sent me a joke, thought it was funny:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
are
all
those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she
never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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