Women faster than men by 2156??? - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric · 10-01-2004, 03:40 PM

Researchers at Oxford University expect that women will surpass men in the 100 meters by the 2156 Olympic Games. The scientists project that the women's winning time will be 8.079 seconds in 2156, compared to 8.098 seconds for the men, in a study published in the journal Nature. In a related story, the IOC has announced that the 2156 Games will be held in Fantasyland.

Manowar · 10-01-2004, 03:42 PM

I'm sure the drugs will get better over time too

uchase/webpry · 10-01-2004, 03:45 PM

Researchers at Oxford University expect that female 100 meter runners will have larger clits by 2156 and will outscore their male competitors by 6".

detoxed · 10-01-2004, 03:45 PM

Whats the current record and normal times now?

Project-Shadow · 10-01-2004, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by uchase/webpry
Researchers at Oxford University expect that female 100 meter runners will have larger clits by 2156 and will outscore their male competitors by 6".

lb_vee · 10-01-2004, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
I'm sure the drugs will get better over time too

So will the side effects.

Is it just me or does every drug commercial need another commercial for the side effects?

GatorB · 10-01-2004, 06:55 PM

8 seconds? Damn! Anyways maybe Capt Archer ands crew will get those games on Enterprise?

Nanda · 10-01-2004, 07:02 PM

Hey Eric! Where did you get that article? Send me a link please so I can use it!!

wdsguy · 10-01-2004, 08:02 PM

by that time, the human race woulda wiped itself out

Goatse · 10-02-2004, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Whats the current record and normal times now?

The world record for women was set in 1988 by Florence Griffith-Joyner in a time of 10.49 sec. No one has even come close to that since. Anything under 11.00 for a woman is considered very good. Times under 10.90 are considered exceptional. Nesterenko, the winner in Athens, won with a clocking of 10.93 sec.

The world record for men is held by Tim Montgomery in a time of 9.78 sec. Anything under 10 seconds is fast, and under 9.90 is exceptional. Justin Gaitlin, the winner in Athens, ran in 9.85 sec.

If anything, I'd say the gap between men and women is widening.

Pornopat · 10-02-2004, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Researchers at Oxford University expect that women will surpass men in the 100 meters by the 2156 Olympic Games. The scientists project that the women's winning time will be 8.079 seconds in 2156, compared to 8.098 seconds for the men, in a study published in the journal Nature. In a related story, the IOC has announced that the 2156 Games will be held in Fantasyland.

Oxford university did say so after a scientific study of the improvement of records in men and women.
Its just a scientific study though. You get in some other variables and things will turn out different. Pretty sure they know this themselves as well..

kristin · 10-02-2004, 05:41 AM

This has to be a joke from one of the late night talk show host's monologue. Am I right?

Sarah_Jayne · 10-02-2004, 05:58 AM

lol look at all the male egos

Anyway, the story has been in the news a bit here too.

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	I'm sure the drugs will get better over time too

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Whats the current record and normal times now?

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GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	8 seconds? Damn! Anyways maybe Capt Archer ands crew will get those games on Enterprise?

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	by that time, the human race woulda wiped itself out

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	lol look at all the male egos Anyway, the story has been in the news a bit here too.