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Eric 10-01-2004 03:40 PM

Women faster than men by 2156???
 
Researchers at Oxford University expect that women will surpass men in the 100 meters by the 2156 Olympic Games. The scientists project that the women's winning time will be 8.079 seconds in 2156, compared to 8.098 seconds for the men, in a study published in the journal Nature. In a related story, the IOC has announced that the 2156 Games will be held in Fantasyland.

Manowar 10-01-2004 03:42 PM

I'm sure the drugs will get better over time too

uchase/webpry 10-01-2004 03:45 PM

Researchers at Oxford University expect that female 100 meter runners will have larger clits by 2156 and will outscore their male competitors by 6".

detoxed 10-01-2004 03:45 PM

Whats the current record and normal times now?

Project-Shadow 10-01-2004 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by uchase/webpry
Researchers at Oxford University expect that female 100 meter runners will have larger clits by 2156 and will outscore their male competitors by 6".
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lb_vee 10-01-2004 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
I'm sure the drugs will get better over time too
So will the side effects.

Is it just me or does every drug commercial need another commercial for the side effects?

GatorB 10-01-2004 06:55 PM

8 seconds? Damn! Anyways maybe Capt Archer ands crew will get those games on Enterprise?

Nanda 10-01-2004 07:02 PM

Hey Eric! Where did you get that article? Send me a link please so I can use it!!:winkwink:

wdsguy 10-01-2004 08:02 PM

by that time, the human race woulda wiped itself out

Goatse 10-02-2004 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Whats the current record and normal times now?
The world record for women was set in 1988 by Florence Griffith-Joyner in a time of 10.49 sec. No one has even come close to that since. Anything under 11.00 for a woman is considered very good. Times under 10.90 are considered exceptional. Nesterenko, the winner in Athens, won with a clocking of 10.93 sec.

The world record for men is held by Tim Montgomery in a time of 9.78 sec. Anything under 10 seconds is fast, and under 9.90 is exceptional. Justin Gaitlin, the winner in Athens, ran in 9.85 sec.

If anything, I'd say the gap between men and women is widening.

Pornopat 10-02-2004 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Researchers at Oxford University expect that women will surpass men in the 100 meters by the 2156 Olympic Games. The scientists project that the women's winning time will be 8.079 seconds in 2156, compared to 8.098 seconds for the men, in a study published in the journal Nature. In a related story, the IOC has announced that the 2156 Games will be held in Fantasyland.
Oxford university did say so after a scientific study of the improvement of records in men and women.
Its just a scientific study though. You get in some other variables and things will turn out different. Pretty sure they know this themselves as well..:2 cents:

kristin 10-02-2004 05:41 AM

This has to be a joke from one of the late night talk show host's monologue. Am I right?

Sarah_Jayne 10-02-2004 05:58 AM

lol look at all the male egos





Anyway, the story has been in the news a bit here too.


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