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Eric · 08-08-2001, 09:52 AM

eric at adult.com

Tam · 08-08-2001, 10:37 AM

Don't do it Elvis.... it's a trap... I heard he was on his way out to buy a new whooping stick........... be careful.

Tam

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ElvisManson · 08-08-2001, 10:46 AM

I heard this story about Eric in Vegas.

Figured it was time to share.

Eric is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered
with buttons and lights and dials.
The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch."
"Thanks," says Eric, "It's the cutting edge of technology. I can
telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me,
telepathically."
"Rubbish, you're having me on," says the girl.
"No, it's true," says Eric. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll
ask it if you've got any panties on." Eric scrunches up his eyes for a
moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and
says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on."
"Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on."
"Damn," says Eric, slapping his watch, "it's an hour fast!"

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Eric · 08-08-2001, 11:12 AM

That is not true!!!

It was only 15 minutes fast!

Tam · 08-08-2001, 11:22 AM

Eric....... remember I told you men were boobs? Well baby, I have proof of it.... check this out:

In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts.
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.
"How are things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful. But I have one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that right away!"
God reached down and took the middle breast right off, tossing it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. you see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this?! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see... where is that useless boob?"

rotfl

Tam

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08-08-2001, 09:52 AM	#1
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Elvis Email me. Have a question for you. eric at adult.com

08-08-2001, 10:37 AM	#2
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,507	Don't do it Elvis.... it's a trap... I heard he was on his way out to buy a new whooping stick........... be careful. Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!!

08-08-2001, 10:46 AM	#3
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	I heard this story about Eric in Vegas. Figured it was time to share. Eric is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch." "Thanks," says Eric, "It's the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically." "Rubbish, you're having me on," says the girl. "No, it's true," says Eric. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on." Eric scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on." "Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on." "Damn," says Eric, slapping his watch, "it's an hour fast!" ------------------ The All NEW www.PythonVideo.com Portal Page www.pythonpays.com www.dollarmachine.com www.naughtymail.com www.awesomecontent.com

08-08-2001, 11:12 AM	#4
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	That is not true!!! It was only 15 minutes fast!

08-08-2001, 11:22 AM	#5
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,507	Eric....... remember I told you men were boobs? Well baby, I have proof of it.... check this out: In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How are things, Eve?" He asked. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful. But I have one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve. "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that right away!" God reached down and took the middle breast right off, tossing it into the bushes. Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. you see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this?! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see... where is that useless boob?" rotfl Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!!