I heard this story about Eric in Vegas.
Figured it was time to share.
Eric is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered
with buttons and lights and dials.
The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch."
"Thanks," says Eric, "It's the cutting edge of technology. I can
telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me,
telepathically."
"Rubbish, you're having me on," says the girl.
"No, it's true," says Eric. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll
ask it if you've got any panties on." Eric scrunches up his eyes for a
moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and
says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on."
"Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on."
"Damn," says Eric, slapping his watch, "it's an hour fast!"
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