I think I knocked up a prostitue!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

mongoose403 · 09-30-2004, 08:34 PM

The condom broke!

Now the bitch is saying I gotta send her support payment!

n3in · 09-30-2004, 08:35 PM

hmm, yeah...good luck with that

SlutFinder · 09-30-2004, 08:35 PM

OMFG LOL ROFL!!

candyflip · 09-30-2004, 08:35 PM

Good luck with that one

Screaming · 09-30-2004, 08:36 PM

that is classic, dude have a DNA test and quick

NinjaSteve · 09-30-2004, 08:36 PM

Did you at least ask for a refund?

media · 09-30-2004, 08:36 PM

dna test!!!!

detoxed · 09-30-2004, 08:36 PM

How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?

MandyBlake · 09-30-2004, 08:36 PM

Have it tested.

psyko514 · 09-30-2004, 08:37 PM

dropped9 · 09-30-2004, 08:37 PM

You lose.

NoCarrier · 09-30-2004, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?

Yeah, he wrote his address on the condom.

Dagwolf · 09-30-2004, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?

Incall... Repeat customer. Maybe.

There are other ways, though.

supremephxrce · 09-30-2004, 08:55 PM

run for it head to canada or if your in canada head for mexico or the states but thats just my opinion

pornguy · 09-30-2004, 08:55 PM

Damn man. That could turn into some nasty shit.,

Try 2 condoms next time.

Spunky · 09-30-2004, 08:55 PM

That's the least of your problems...how about aids and all the other stds...

SpikeHeel · 09-30-2004, 08:56 PM

goodluck dude.. try to be more careful next time.

neverlearn · 09-30-2004, 08:57 PM

DUMMMBASS! LOL

GatorB · 09-30-2004, 08:58 PM

If she can narrow it down to you she must not be a very busy whore. I mean if you find out you are pregnant you basically have to go back a month or more so the typical whore that's at least 100 dudes.

mongoose403 · 09-30-2004, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?

I was almost developing a reationship with her

Dagwolf · 09-30-2004, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
The condom broke!

Now the bitch is saying I gotta send her support payment!

Tell her YOU want custody and child support.

Edit: Could be a scam, she might not be pregnant at all. Maybe she tries to blackmail all her clients like that.

mongoose403 · 09-30-2004, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GatorB
If she can narrow it down to you she must not be a very busy whore. I mean if you find out you are pregnant you basically have to go back a month or more so the typical whore that's at least 100 dudes.

see no, hear no evil

psyko514 · 09-30-2004, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
I was almost developing a reationship with her

mongoose403 · 09-30-2004, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
Tell her YOU want custody and child support.

Edit: Could be a scam, she might not be pregnant at all. Maybe she tries to blackmail all her clients like that.

I would if I knew it was 100% mine!

GatorB · 09-30-2004, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
I was almost developing a reationship with her

You wanted a relationship with a WHORE? What a dumbass!

How'd the cum of 5 other guys she blew that day taste when you kissed her?

sicone · 09-30-2004, 09:03 PM

Get a paternity test, and then get yourself tested

mongoose403 · 09-30-2004, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GatorB
You wanted a relationship with a WHORE? What a dumbass!

How'd the cum of 5 other guys she blew that day taste when you kissed her?

Gator, she was with me almost every night! I hardly think she could have been with 5 other guys!

GatorB · 09-30-2004, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
Gator, she was with me almost every night! I hardly think she could have been with 5 other guys!

A) SHE'S A WHORE! Its her JOB to fuck many men for money INCLUDING YOU.

B) Whatver you have to tell yourself buddy.

Ross · 09-30-2004, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
How the fuck do you ever hear from a prostitute again? Did you give her your address?

kowntafit · 09-30-2004, 09:24 PM

Can't she get an abortion?

directfiesta · 09-30-2004, 09:24 PM

Sorry, but this is a funny thread....

Argoz · 09-30-2004, 09:25 PM

OWNED

Sosa · 09-30-2004, 09:26 PM

dumbass

Vitasoy · 09-30-2004, 09:30 PM

omg lol haha! get a dna test

GiantGnome · 09-30-2004, 09:41 PM

way to go champ!

TheWolf · 09-30-2004, 09:42 PM

Problem solved:

AndrewKanuck · 09-30-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWolf
Problem solved:

block · 09-30-2004, 09:44 PM

Oh well the horrible std you will get from her will distract you from having to pay child support

lb_vee · 09-30-2004, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWolf
Problem solved:

ChrisExtreme · 09-30-2004, 10:32 PM

When's the wedding?

PornGeneral · 09-30-2004, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisExtreme
When's the wedding?

Shoehorn! · 09-30-2004, 10:56 PM

I find this very hard to believe. But if it is, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

nofx · 09-30-2004, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheWolf
Problem solved:

hahaha, I think this might work a little bit better:

Doctor Dre · 09-30-2004, 11:01 PM

I've heard that story 10 times . I'm sure lots of fuckers really pay

neewwman · 09-30-2004, 11:33 PM

Yeah, just pluck the little fucker out of there.

wdsguy · 09-30-2004, 11:35 PM

lol u are pretty fucked

Gynecologist · 09-30-2004, 11:58 PM

The good news is that the heroin she will be injecting into her arms over the next few months will kill the baby.

Pleasurepays · 10-01-2004, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisExtreme
When's the wedding?

haha.

I guess thats what he gets for giving two forms of ID, home address and emergency phone numbers to a hooker before he fucks her.

smack · 10-01-2004, 12:01 AM

that's what you get for fucking a prostitute.

SleazyDream · 10-01-2004, 12:06 AM

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