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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
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What I found at the beach today!!!
me & some friends went to a beach today to swim and have fun in the sun and blah blah blah....
I go home, take a shower, step out of the shower, look down at my foot...."Hmm..why is my foot bleeding?? And what is that black on my foot?" It was a fuckin leech! :O I tried to pull it off, the fucker was sucked on my skin so hard.....finally pulled it off and more blood started oozing out! I almost passed out LOL Are leeches bad?? Good? Neither? I am never swimming there at that lake AGAIN! |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 7,020
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: ICQ: 25285313
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Leeches are normal, nothing big. All lakes have 'em, such is the nature of the beast.
For future reference if you don't want to yank 'em off, you can pour salt on them and they'll dry out and just fall off. you learn to get used to them up in Minnesota where lake sports are about the #1 activity. ![]() -Phil |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Posts: 563
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Leeches can't hurt you, They do suck blood from you. But they use a desinfectant to clean the wound and keep from them getting something.
They are just trying to live =O), they cant kill you, like the others said just pour salt on it and it will dry out and die. |
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Valley
Posts: 14,831
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in days of old they were used to increase blood circulation, and to disinfect wounds.
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 8
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...they still do.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Baltimore, MD USA
Posts: 1,151
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You can actually get prescriptions for leeches if you are a burn victim - I don't think most pharmacies keep these in stock though...
From William Wordsworth's "The Leech Gatherer": "...He with a smile did then his words repeat; And said that, gathering Leeches, far and wide He travelled; stirring thus about his feet The waters of the Pools where they abide. 'Once I could meet with them on every side; But they have dwindled long by slow decay; Yet still I persevere, and find them where I may.'..." And you thought it was bad that the porn business was slowing down... That POEM is based on a true story by the way - some guy his sister came across that made his living getting leeches. You should consider it a fallback job if Porn doesn't work out for you... |
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Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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LOL
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Yes, they suck the blood out of you, cleanly like a surgical instrument.
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