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Old 09-29-2004, 01:18 PM   #1
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how to tell if ur wife is a pornstar

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YOUR WIFE COULD BE PORN STAR!
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By DOUG VINCENT

Porn Stars are living among us -- and your wife could be one of them!

"You'd be amazed at the number of ordinary men who are married to famous porn stars and don't even know it," states A. J. Podaski, a California based writer who covers the adult-film industry. "More and more XXX actresses want the stability of marriage, but they don't want to give up the money and glamour of porn. So they just lie about it."
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:23 PM   #2
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i just found out i was a pornstar last week
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:26 PM   #3
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I remember watching an episode of Jerry Springer where this normal guy was married to the British Gangbang Queen. She told him on the show and wanted him to be #500
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:28 PM   #4
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I remember watching an episode of Jerry Springer where this normal guy was married to the British Gangbang Queen. She told him on the show and wanted him to be #500
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:30 PM   #5
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:32 PM   #6
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I remember watching an episode of Jerry Springer where this normal guy was married to the British Gangbang Queen. She told him on the show and wanted him to be #500


reminds me of the song: "Scotty doesn't know".
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:38 PM   #7
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I remember watching an episode of Jerry Springer where this normal guy was married to the British Gangbang Queen. She told him on the show and wanted him to be #500
What did he say?
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:45 PM   #8
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I remember watching an episode of Jerry Springer where this normal guy was married to the British Gangbang Queen. She told him on the show and wanted him to be #500
he must have been thrilled
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:47 PM   #9
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hahaha thats good stuff
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:49 PM   #10
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What did he say?
So the poor guy takes his hand on his head and he yells "I can't BLOODY BELIEVE IT!"

Then he starts trying to punch her producer who was also there.
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:55 PM   #11
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that sounds like just about every episode of Jerry...I haven't watched that shoe in ions...
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Old 09-29-2004, 01:56 PM   #12
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he must have been thrilled
lol for sure...can't imagine my reaction
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:06 PM   #13
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I have regular wet dreams about mine being a secret porn star. Sadly far from the truth
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:11 PM   #14
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i wrote down all the signals so that I can memorize them and wont be in the dark any longer
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:23 PM   #15
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:24 PM   #16
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:35 PM   #17
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Lol... Funny shit!!
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Old 09-29-2004, 02:40 PM   #18
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i don't really see a problem with my wife being a porn star... not telling me about it might be a problem though....
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Old 09-29-2004, 03:17 PM   #19
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I used to be webmaster of an escort site. One day Im at this guys house fixing his computer and in walks his wife - guess what? I had added her to the site a few months previously. Kinda wierd seing her at home being the wife and mother and knowing shes a hooker
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Old 09-29-2004, 03:20 PM   #20
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reminds me of the song: "Scotty doesn't know".


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