how to tell if ur wife is a pornstar
 

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YOUR WIFE COULD BE PORN STAR!
Here's how to tell:

By DOUG VINCENT

Porn Stars are living among us -- and your wife could be one of them!

"You'd be amazed at the number of ordinary men who are married to famous porn stars and don't even know it," states A. J. Podaski, a California based writer who covers the adult-film industry. "More and more XXX actresses want the stability of marriage, but they don't want to give up the money and glamour of porn. So they just lie about it."

i just found out i was a pornstar last week

I remember watching an episode of Jerry Springer where this normal guy was married to the British Gangbang Queen. She told him on the show and wanted him to be #500

toothpick down a mineshaft

I'm going to do background checks on all my future wives :anon

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

reminds me of the song: "Scotty doesn't know".

What did he say?

he must have been thrilled :1orglaugh

hahaha thats good stuff

So the poor guy takes his hand on his head and he yells "I can't BLOODY BELIEVE IT!"

Then he starts trying to punch her producer who was also there.

that sounds like just about every episode of Jerry...I haven't watched that shoe in ions...:1orglaugh

lol for sure...can't imagine my reaction :winkwink:

I have regular wet dreams about mine being a secret porn star. Sadly far from the truth :(

i wrote down all the signals so that I can memorize them and wont be in the dark any longer

:1orglaugh funny shiet

:1orglaugh

Lol... Funny shit!!

i don't really see a problem with my wife being a porn star... not telling me about it might be a problem though....

I used to be webmaster of an escort site. One day Im at this guys house fixing his computer and in walks his wife - guess what? I had added her to the site a few months previously. Kinda wierd seing her at home being the wife and mother and knowing shes a hooker :(

:1orglaugh

no shit