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Old 09-29-2004, 09:44 AM   #1
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Guys: What do you lube with when you masturbate?

I like conditioner or hand lotion...

Soap and shampoo are NOT GOOD! It burns when they get into the urethra...
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:45 AM   #2
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my wifes saliva. because I dont have to masturbate, I just have to ask. Aint love grand.
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:45 AM   #3
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Astrogluide....there is nothing better....well REAL pussy lube is better, but for wackit material that shit is duh bizomb....
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:46 AM   #4
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:46 AM   #5
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I dont use anything, im a real man.
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:48 AM   #6
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Mayo.
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:49 AM   #7
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I dont use anything, im a real man.
Try some lotion... It's a whole new dimension.
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:50 AM   #8
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:51 AM   #9
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:52 AM   #10
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:53 AM   #11
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:54 AM   #12
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I dont use anything, im a real man.

Why do you even need lube? Its your hand, you do it to cum and thats it, anyone who needs to fantasize about magical realities needs to go get a hooker and finally lose their virginity.
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:54 AM   #13
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:54 AM   #14
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Try some lotion... It's a whole new dimension.
hmm.. ok I will, but dont tell anyone..
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:56 AM   #16
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Why do you even need lube? Its your hand, you do it to cum and thats it, anyone who needs to fantasize about magical realities needs to go get a hooker and finally lose their virginity.
Now that is just so wrong, I don't even know WHERE to begin to argue with it...
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Old 09-29-2004, 09:57 AM   #17
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hmm.. ok I will, but dont tell anyone..
Oh, and don't do it if there's a possibility of getting a blowjob anytime soon... I suspect it leaves a bad taste, although my wife would never tell me if it did...
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Old 09-29-2004, 10:37 AM   #18
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it must be painful...
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Old 09-29-2004, 10:51 AM   #20
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lotions cool, but youve got to watch it with that scented stuff because if someone comes over after youve squeezed one out they might think your a little fruity.
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Old 09-29-2004, 11:37 AM   #21
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I just jerk it til the pre-cum starts to flow and that is my lube...
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