Guys: What do you lube with when you masturbate?
 

I like conditioner or hand lotion...

Soap and shampoo are NOT GOOD! It burns when they get into the urethra...

my wifes saliva. because I dont have to masturbate, I just have to ask. Aint love grand.

Astrogluide....there is nothing better....well REAL pussy lube is better, but for wackit material that shit is duh bizomb....

Mayo. :glugglug

I dont use anything, im a real man.

Seriously?

Try some lotion... It's a whole new dimension.

:1orglaugh :winkwink:

sandpaper and rosin work well.

tar tar sauce usally.

Butter and Cheese Wiz

Why do you even need lube? Its your hand, you do it to cum and thats it, anyone who needs to fantasize about magical realities needs to go get a hooker and finally lose their virginity.

I like it rough = superglue!

hmm.. ok I will, but dont tell anyone..

wd-40

Now that is just so wrong, I don't even know WHERE to begin to argue with it...

Oh, and don't do it if there's a possibility of getting a blowjob anytime soon... I suspect it leaves a bad taste, although my wife would never tell me if it did...

broken glass or rocks

:Graucho

it must be painful... :1orglaugh

lotions cool, but youve got to watch it with that scented stuff because if someone comes over after youve squeezed one out they might think your a little fruity.

I just jerk it til the pre-cum starts to flow and that is my lube...