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blacksole7 · 08-01-2001, 10:18 PM

I found this at a crime tipsters web site. This sounds just like me! lol

Good thing I pay taxes to prove i'm a porn webmaster!

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WeTip.Com profile of Major Narcotics Dealers

There are a few indicators that the "average citizen" can observe, which may arouse their suspicion to the point that the citizen call the "We-tip" hot-line.

A person living beyond their means or with no apparent source of income (such as a job); i.e.:

1) A person is home all the time

2) A person has no set schedule

3) A person lives in an above-average home

4) A person drives a luxury automobile

5) A person has number of "toys" (sea-doors, boats, RV, etc.)

Jamdin · 08-01-2001, 10:25 PM

I have nothing to worry since only 1 & 2 apply to me...

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Dawgy · 08-01-2001, 10:27 PM

haha that describes my 80 year old grandmother to a tee... i guess she's a druglord... i better report her and have her life turned upside down by the goverment so they can make an example out of evil people like her.

lame-ass generalizations like that are what destroy a lot of innocent people's lives.

fuck the us

Exxxotica · 08-01-2001, 10:34 PM

Im at home all the time, and have no set schedule.

However, I drive a pinto, and keep spare tires and auto parts in my front yard. This takes away from the "above average home appearence".

[This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 08-01-2001).]

Lensman · 08-01-2001, 10:50 PM

Haha, that's hilarious.

I wondered what that van parked in from of my house for the last two months was. I need to let them know that I'm just an adult WM, not a dope dealer.

Gemini · 08-01-2001, 10:53 PM

It was the Feds Lens! Using all their new see thru your house devices! Taping every f*rt let and all of that. Now some guys will spend months re-listening to the tapes to try and make out things you didn't say. lol

Our tax dollars at work!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 08-02-2001, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:

Im at home all the time, and have no set schedule.

However, I drive a pinto, and keep spare tires and auto parts in my front yard. This takes away from the "above average home appearence".

HAHAHA
The Pinto was Ford's answer to the AMC Pacer !!!
I admire your courrage for admitting to owning that car ...

Be careful not to get rear ended ... K A B O O M ! ! !

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BigDaddy · 08-03-2001, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
HAHAHA
The Pinto was Ford's answer to the AMC Pacer !!!
I admire your courrage for admitting to owning that car ...

Be careful not to get rear ended ... K A B O O M ! ! !

I was living in a town so small in the '70s that they used Pintos for police cars. Or maybe they weren't poor and the mayor just hated cops...

pr0 · 08-04-2001, 12:18 AM

Im looking for someone to shine my beamer...clean my jet-ski's & mow my 12 acre lawn in my mid-town summer-house.

Please pay no attention to the garden in my closet

HQ · 08-04-2001, 01:52 PM

maybe i should trade in my cars. i think i have too many and people are starting to look. (if you look real closely, you'll see 3 guys snooping in my driveway):

08-01-2001, 10:18 PM	#1
blacksole7 Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Miami Posts: 12	Don't Get Busted......... I found this at a crime tipsters web site. This sounds just like me! lol Good thing I pay taxes to prove i'm a porn webmaster! ======================== WeTip.Com profile of Major Narcotics Dealers There are a few indicators that the "average citizen" can observe, which may arouse their suspicion to the point that the citizen call the "We-tip" hot-line. A person living beyond their means or with no apparent source of income (such as a job); i.e.: 1) A person is home all the time 2) A person has no set schedule 3) A person lives in an above-average home 4) A person drives a luxury automobile 5) A person has number of "toys" (sea-doors, boats, RV, etc.)

08-01-2001, 10:25 PM	#2
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	I have nothing to worry since only 1 & 2 apply to me... ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica Submit your galleries to Shemp & get archived

08-01-2001, 10:27 PM	#3
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	haha that describes my 80 year old grandmother to a tee... i guess she's a druglord... i better report her and have her life turned upside down by the goverment so they can make an example out of evil people like her. lame-ass generalizations like that are what destroy a lot of innocent people's lives. fuck the us

08-01-2001, 10:34 PM	#4
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Im at home all the time, and have no set schedule. However, I drive a pinto, and keep spare tires and auto parts in my front yard. This takes away from the "above average home appearence". [This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 08-01-2001).]

08-01-2001, 10:50 PM	#5
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Haha, that's hilarious. I wondered what that van parked in from of my house for the last two months was. I need to let them know that I'm just an adult WM, not a dope dealer.

08-01-2001, 10:53 PM	#6
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	It was the Feds Lens! Using all their new see thru your house devices! Taping every f*rt let and all of that. Now some guys will spend months re-listening to the tapes to try and make out things you didn't say. lol Our tax dollars at work!

08-04-2001, 12:18 AM	#9
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Im looking for someone to shine my beamer...clean my jet-ski's & mow my 12 acre lawn in my mid-town summer-house. Please pay no attention to the garden in my closet

08-04-2001, 01:52 PM	#10
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	maybe i should trade in my cars. i think i have too many and people are starting to look. (if you look real closely, you'll see 3 guys snooping in my driveway):