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blacksole7 08-01-2001 10:18 PM

Don't Get Busted.........
 
I found this at a crime tipsters web site. This sounds just like me! lol

Good thing I pay taxes to prove i'm a porn webmaster!

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WeTip.Com profile of Major Narcotics Dealers

There are a few indicators that the "average citizen" can observe, which may arouse their suspicion to the point that the citizen call the "We-tip" hot-line.

A person living beyond their means or with no apparent source of income (such as a job); i.e.:


1) A person is home all the time


2) A person has no set schedule


3) A person lives in an above-average home


4) A person drives a luxury automobile


5) A person has number of "toys" (sea-doors, boats, RV, etc.)

Jamdin 08-01-2001 10:25 PM

I have nothing to worry since only 1 & 2 apply to me...

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Dawgy 08-01-2001 10:27 PM

haha that describes my 80 year old grandmother to a tee... i guess she's a druglord... i better report her and have her life turned upside down by the goverment so they can make an example out of evil people like her.

lame-ass generalizations like that are what destroy a lot of innocent people's lives.

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Exxxotica 08-01-2001 10:34 PM



Im at home all the time, and have no set schedule.

However, I drive a pinto, and keep spare tires and auto parts in my front yard. This takes away from the "above average home appearence".

http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/mycar.jpg

[This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 08-01-2001).]

Lensman 08-01-2001 10:50 PM

Haha, that's hilarious.

I wondered what that van parked in from of my house for the last two months was. I need to let them know that I'm just an adult WM, not a dope dealer.

Gemini 08-01-2001 10:53 PM

It was the Feds Lens! Using all their new see thru your house devices! Taping every f*rt let and all of that. Now some guys will spend months re-listening to the tapes to try and make out things you didn't say. lol

Our tax dollars at work!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 08-02-2001 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:


Im at home all the time, and have no set schedule.

However, I drive a pinto, and keep spare tires and auto parts in my front yard. This takes away from the "above average home appearence".


HAHAHA
The Pinto was Ford's answer to the AMC Pacer !!!
I admire your courrage for admitting to owning that car ... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif

Be careful not to get rear ended ... K A B O O M ! ! ! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

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BigDaddy 08-03-2001 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-:
HAHAHA
The Pinto was Ford's answer to the AMC Pacer !!!
I admire your courrage for admitting to owning that car ... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif

Be careful not to get rear ended ... K A B O O M ! ! ! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif


I was living in a town so small in the '70s that they used Pintos for police cars. Or maybe they weren't poor and the mayor just hated cops...


pr0 08-04-2001 12:18 AM

Im looking for someone to shine my beamer...clean my jet-ski's & mow my 12 acre lawn in my mid-town summer-house.

Please pay no attention to the garden in my closet http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/tongue.gif

HQ 08-04-2001 01:52 PM

maybe i should trade in my cars. i think i have too many and people are starting to look. (if you look real closely, you'll see 3 guys snooping in my driveway):

http://www.lambocars.com/highres/eva30spl.jpg


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