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09-28-2004, 05:40 AM
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What part goes to heaven first? [joke]
The nun teaching Sunday school asked her class, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first." Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
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09-28-2004, 05:47 AM
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Lol
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09-28-2004, 08:12 AM
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09-28-2004, 08:12 AM
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09-28-2004, 08:15 AM
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that made my morning! |
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09-28-2004, 08:16 AM
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I can change this!!!!!
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that is great, love a child view on things expecially in a joke
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09-28-2004, 08:24 AM
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A guy comes in a doctors office and tells the doctor that his testicle is swollen.
The doctor tells him to show it. The guy tells the doc he is emberassed and that he will laugh at him, and the doctor replies no, i'm a professional let me see. So the guy starts pulling up this huge watermelon sized testicle up on the table while the doctor couldnt take it anymore and starts laughing. Embarassed the guy takes the testicle down and says "fine i wont show you the swollen one" (we should have a joke thread every day)
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09-28-2004, 08:40 AM
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Joke threads are great. Thanks for the laughs guys. |
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09-28-2004, 09:26 AM
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lol
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09-28-2004, 09:29 AM
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awesome....dated, but awesome
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09-28-2004, 09:30 AM
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09-28-2004, 09:35 AM
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lol kids
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09-28-2004, 09:37 AM
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Good shit
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09-28-2004, 10:16 AM
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hahaha, nice
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09-28-2004, 10:19 AM
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09-28-2004, 10:31 AM
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LOL..that was pretty good
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