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neewwman · 09-28-2004, 05:40 AM

The nun teaching Sunday school asked her class, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
"Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first."

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
"Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

09-28-2004, 05:40 AM
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	What part goes to heaven first? [joke] The nun teaching Sunday school asked her class, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first." Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!