well of course. threatening the sheep with hell/eternal pain is an amazingly effective way to make them conform..

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That's the problem with many Christians and Muslims. They think they know while they just believe... and even worse, some of them can't accept that others have different beliefs and try to proselytize them...

You speaketh the truth.

I knew you would show up in this thread sooner or later. :glugglug

Mmmmm.....biblical pot :glugglug

I forget which show it was...But I honestly saw some webmasters rip a page out of a bible and use it as rolling paper.

No joke.

btw, who said I am an atheist ? I know I never said that.


God is a Frog.

I wish I had a video clip of that Simpsons episode where Homer proves that God doesn't exist, then he shows it to Ned Flanders and he agrees that Homer is right, but he burns the evidence so nobody will find out.

Classic :thumbsup

It works ok if your careful with it. Taste like shit and is kind of hard to keep together.

But its been like 10 or more years since I have touch drugs so bible paper may be of much higher quality now with technology advancing so much. :)

They should lace all the Gideon bibles with PCP. Then when people use it for rolling papers...They really get fucked up.

Originally posted by boobmaster
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who say that theists do not think rationally
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you still havnt given me a rational reason how noah got a pair of 500k species of animals on a fucking boat and floated around not have the food chain kick in

ask your preist exactly how many titanic sized boats it would take to fit 2 of every species animal on the fucking planet in.

Better yet, maybe put liquid LSD in the holy water and on all the communion wafers.

Then turn on the camera and let the fun begin! :thumbsup

That was a long time ago, there was a lot less species back then. :Graucho

You know what I find even more entertaining than asking Christians to prove the existence of God? Ask them to prove why their God is the true God and other Gods are not the true God. That gets entertaining. :glugglug

Or when they come knocking at your door, instead of shooing them away, invite them in a talk with them for a few minutes. Then when they feel really comfortable with you, stand up and raise out your arms and start chanting "I am the messiah of which you speak."

In a low wisper at first, and get louder every few seconds.

If they don't run, grab one by the head and tell him you have healed him.


OOO crist, I should get some sleep. :Graucho

Hah, I was having an argument with a friend earlier if that was more philosophy vs. psychology.

I'm continuing for now because it amuses me.

Excellent idea.

the total number of animal, insects species was still far into the 10's of millions.

Everyone I can think of that claimed to have some sort of divine communication throughout the years has been alone and wandering around in the mountains or desert.

I used to hang with a preacher's daughter that was a stripper. She taught me that one in my hotel room.

Yeah, but they were real small, ya know. Like I mean, you can fit 50 or 100 million plankton in a mason jar....:thumbsup

I'm fairly convinced that this is how religion got started in the first place...Espicially for Mormons.

"No really...God spoke to me last night. Now do as I say."

Uh huh...Fucking garden nomes will speak to you if you drop enough acid.

Ah...But there were only 2 of each species. Think of the amount of time that Noah spent deciding on the chosen two.

Q: How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagen Beetle?
A: Open the car door, put the elephants inside, and close the door.

:winkwink:

Either way, ya gotta hand it to the guy, Noah was a logistics genius! :1orglaugh

http://www.zboneman.com/humor/images/noah.jpg

http://marbella.to/humour/jun00/noah.jpg

I wonder how he figured out which of the plankton were male and which were female :eek7

Now wait a second, there are 4 or 5 sheep and 5 people in that pic. I thought there was only 2 of each species.

I don't think that is an actual photo of the event. Did you make that in photoshop ? :Graucho

Nope...Baddog was there with his camera. He took the pic himself.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And thus the population of sheep on GFY. We can thank Noah for this shit. :feels-hot

yep

http://www.whatacharacter.com/a-f/f0600037.jpg

And why aren't the lions eating the deer?

too gamey

I would think they'd get really fat and out of shape sitting around the Ark all day with nothing else to do but witness the wrath of God. Maybe they had a pilates instructor or something?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Alex I'll take, what happens to you when you die for 300...



We become 'potential energy' ie fertilizer ?

The Pocket Aquinas is a great read...I love the 'design' argument myself...


However, I also give some credence to the writings of Freud on the matter of humanity and religion...


really hard to hold fast to things that are not proovable/touchable/tangible...


but EASY to get worked up over (sadly) as witnessed by several thousands of people that have died and been torchered in the name of religion...



:/



I think it's healthy to believe in 'something' but the whats and hows are personal issues...

If heaven is full of Boobmaster's, please send me to Hell.

"Jesus waved his magical wand and all the animal kingdom was at peace" It's coming from boobmaster.... just wait.

And there are many here who will give them that attention.

CONFESS TO JESUS, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!




Sorry, had to be lame and plug my lame site.

Nobody said stop believing what you believe... Just fucking shut up about it.

Jesus Built my Hotrod.

You are the oil world leaders of the future will be fighting over:glugglug

no ketchup?

Amen :)

Um i think most ppl believe in god because it provides hope and it gives ppl a standard to live by....

I dont live through fear i live through love....

God doesn't instill fear AAron... i think its human's that maniuplate his message and thereby bring fear into ppl's hearts instead of preaching the message.