Really ? You seem very intelligent and funny.
What's wrong with the single chicks ?

Try me.


I just might. That woman has tigress written all over her.

Shhh!

Play along dammit.

Yet another example. This spunky1 kid. Look at how he jumps up and down wanting attention. Saying things only a pimple-faced teenager would say. I am not even going to give him the thrill of replying to any of his posts. I shouldn't even have said what I just said here about him. Just me acknowledging his existence just probably made him slide down his zipper slowly and start jerking off violently.

Oh sorry, I had a brunnette moment.


I probably be on edge til I get a call from the Vet about my little man Chance.

You know, I've had this short fantasy where you and I walk into a room full of people, my family, friends, etc... You in a sleek gownless evening-strap, me in an italian cut dinner suit. I slip my arm around you and slide my hand up your bare back, and introduce you to the group..... "Hey everyone, mom, dad... I'd like you to meet my girlfriend Honeyslut"



:glugglug



By the way, does that husband of yours know you're teasing me so? :BangBang:

CDSmith and Honeyslut. Please stop having cybersex. It is making me sick.

Is that you in the pic?

What...those were legit questions...let me guess she straps on a 12 "dildo and slams you...

Nice fantasy. :)

fiddy, suckahs...

:glugglug Do my questions make you uncomfortable?Rumour has it you like the cock

:1orglaugh You are so funny...

Please tell us your real nick when you are done fucking with everyone..

I am sorry guys but I believe its him in person.

If you think that is cybersex, you need to get off the soap opera set and into an aol chat more often.



You're not going to kiss and tell about Joan, are you.


Oh well, it was worth a shot.

I happen to have inside info saying he was layin the pipe to it on a regular basis but what do I know.

Just how inside are we talking?

Because...back then there was no such thing as a "vulva cam" :1orglaugh




Lorenzo --- I confess... I've had a huge (massive) BONE for Joan Collins to pick for several years. I'm talking the Joan of the 70's and early 80's of course, not the distinguished lady of advanced years we know today.

She is what, 140 now?

who needs cybersex when we got your sexy sig to look at ?

:Graucho




















(I am kidding ) I don't do that cyber shit

I know! My sig IS damned sexy.

Everyone says so.

Admit it, you've touched yourself while looking at my picture.

Just remember that when you do it, you have to look into my eyes...

Hey, whose makes those biz cards in your sig ?

Yo Lorenzo!

I just watched that underground sex tape of you have. Dude I have a few questions about it:

1) How did you manage to deep throat that horse cock
2) When did you realize that you were actually fucking your mom through that hole in the wall
3) Why even in a video where acting doesnt count, your acting still sucked ass.

Keep it real you fuckin loser

That would be way more hilarious than someone posting from a nick they made.

I have a real good idea why your nickname is 'Angry13'.

Go to bed kid.

Juicy went to bed.

Carry on !

It figures. I finally read back and see the shit people were saying about me and now the attackers are not saying a word.

I think I have proved my point.

DOnt forget he was in the movie grease.

Board is always slow this time of the day.

I did not know that saying a sig was sexy was attacking you .Well, I guess since it is not you .................................


:1orglaugh

Didnt i see you on divorce court last week hahaha :thumbsup good advise for the blacks to listen to your white ass.:321GFY

I am not sure what is worse, the fact that "lorenzo" in on this board, or the fact someone is imitating him.

Regardless,

I pity you, f00l.

BG

lol funny