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07-31-2001, 07:22 AM
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Go FuckYourSelf.com Jimmy Hat Give Away
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07-31-2001, 08:09 AM
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Fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you want to kiss me.
Were you staring at me our should I go fuck myself again? I'll be having sex with you, when I get home, and I was wondering if you wanna be there in person. Do you know the difference between camping and anal sex? No? Well then, do you want to go camping? I hope you don't mind me saying so, but, you aren't nearly as ugly as your friend. Baby you look so good... all six of my nipples are tingling! Well, that's my two cents. |
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07-31-2001, 09:11 AM
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
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07-31-2001, 09:17 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Do you work for UPS because I swear I saw you checking out my package?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Let's slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I believe I speak for most men when I say 'Hello'." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey baby! There are about 1500 murders being committed right now....what do you say we go up to my place and make ourselves a little alibi? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish I was one of your tears. That way I could be born in your eyes. Land on your Cheek. And Die on your lips. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- man: are you jamaican? woman: why? man: cause jamaican me horny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This has always been my favourite line, cute, cheezy, non-gender based and non-offensive: Do you sleep on your stomach? Uh.. No. Why? Well then, can I? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- here are 2 that always work for me and They are cool 1. walk up to a guy/girl and hand them a Dollar and say HERE give this to your mom for doing such a good job "" at Birth when she had you " 2. Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MAN: HEY ARE YOU FROM TENNESSE? GIRL: NO, WHY? MAN: CAUSE YOUR THE ONLY TEN I SEE! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey~ The guys at my school really likes this one. You know what winks and screw like a tiger? (then wink at em) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ouch you must be sore!! why? because you just dropped out of heaven -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ''come sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up,'' It never works. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I follow you home, would you keep me? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quick, give me your phone number before I don't want it any more. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You ask a girl "where are we?" She says where you are, then you say, I thought we were in heaven cause i could have sworn you were an angel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That shirt looks very becoming on you! If I were fuzz on that shirt I would becoming on you too! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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07-31-2001, 09:21 AM
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you look like the sort of girl who has heard every chatup line in the book, so whats one more?
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07-31-2001, 09:22 AM
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Want to play war? You bring the bombs and I bring the missile.
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07-31-2001, 09:23 AM
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
The girl I'm with? Oh, she's my sister. Would you like to be in movies? ------------------ JOP |
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07-31-2001, 09:25 AM
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I have this website, drunkslut.com...
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07-31-2001, 09:26 AM
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I thought it said, Your BEST pick up lines guys...
lol |
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07-31-2001, 09:30 AM
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"I've got champagne, caviar, a BMW with the top down all at my beach house. The only thing missing is you".
Now THAT is a pick up line. |
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07-31-2001, 09:32 AM
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ugh, caviar
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07-31-2001, 09:38 AM
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Here's a few that would have worked if their boyfriends didn't come back from the john:
1) Let me your teddy bear 2) Every man needs a flaming star 3) Um, yes, I noticed you have the prettiest eyes that reminds me of the Kansas' sky: deep blue and hot. 4) Treat me like a fool but I'll be so true to you 5) Your hair reminds me of the night and how I love the night 6) An ale for this lovely wrench! ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica Submit your galleries to Shemp & get archived |
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07-31-2001, 09:39 AM
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Hey baby, I lost my number, can I have yours?
Yes I am married but it's nothing serious. I'll show you mine if you show me yours Let's get me into something more comfortable Hey big boy, I wanna ride your pony My monkey is hungry, got a banana? GOD I SUCK AT THIS ONE!!!!!!!! LMAO Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! [This message has been edited by Tam (edited 07-31-2001).] |
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07-31-2001, 09:42 AM
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How about this one boys:
There is a party in your pants and I'm the guest of honour!!! ------------------ --HOT NEW GAY MILITARY CONTENT FROM SAN DIEGO-- Meredith [email protected] http://webdream.com |
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07-31-2001, 09:43 AM
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GOD... am I the only female here doing this? I am looking real damn bad huh? LMAO
------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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07-31-2001, 09:44 AM
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With the look I have, I need no pickup lines, I own da house.
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07-31-2001, 09:45 AM
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Hey!!!
what are we? *looks over at Muffy* we're thinking...we're thinking lmao |
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07-31-2001, 09:48 AM
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Hey meni...... what I wanna know is why Lensman is needing pickup lines? Hmmm....... is he runningout of things to say to all those gorgeous women he is hanging out with these days?
LMAO Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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07-31-2001, 09:48 AM
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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- Is your daddy a thief? "No." Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? - Wanna get a pizza and fuck? [slap] What's a matter - you don't like Pizza - Do you have a band-aid? "No, Why?" Cause I hurt my knee when I fell for you. - |
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07-31-2001, 09:53 AM
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still waiting for the good ones?
[This message has been edited by kandi (edited 07-31-2001).] |
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07-31-2001, 09:55 AM
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Dont ask Girls!!
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07-31-2001, 09:58 AM
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My one and only pick up line
"Hey babe"..Wanna Fuck? |
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07-31-2001, 10:00 AM
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rotfl
I have a $20, what'll ya show me for that? Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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07-31-2001, 10:02 AM
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Tam...LMAOROTF
[This message has been edited by kandi (edited 07-31-2001).] |
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07-31-2001, 10:04 AM
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Looking California
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" An old friend told me that sex is the highest form of communication possible between 2 people."
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07-31-2001, 10:07 AM
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It looks like us girls have more background in the pickup line department by the way this thread is going!!!
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07-31-2001, 10:13 AM
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Hello. do you want to touch my pipi?
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07-31-2001, 10:29 AM
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Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Is it cold or are you just smuggling tic-tac's? You look sick. I think you need a dose of "penis"sillin. You remind me of a championship bass...I don't know whether to mount you or eat you. Say, are you hungry? Well, I've got a tube steak. You just have to work for the gravy. |
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07-31-2001, 12:16 PM
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07-31-2001, 12:40 PM
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I thought I would need Viagra for the rest of my life till I saw you.
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07-31-2001, 01:01 PM
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I'ma gurlie, but these are pretty bad ones I've heard : -You daddy must be baker cause you got some nice buns -Your daddy must be a boxer cuz your a knockout -If I was a rose I would die for you |
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07-31-2001, 01:38 PM
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07-31-2001, 01:47 PM
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- Nice legs, what time do they open
- Do you wanna fuck, or do I owe you an appology - Fuck me if im wrong, but isnt your name Marie (pick your own name) - Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world - Wow! Are those real? - Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it - As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! ------------------ |
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07-31-2001, 02:16 PM
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Your sooooo Ugly, but you intrigue me!
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07-31-2001, 02:22 PM
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A few more of my flavorites
I'm not wearing any pants. You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. |
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07-31-2001, 02:26 PM
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LOL! I love pick up lines.
One last one... Carry a rose up to a pretty girl and say.. " I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are!" Ok, enough from me! lol! |
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07-31-2001, 02:46 PM
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lol, now that's a line =) |
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07-31-2001, 02:57 PM
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"Wanna shoot with Jenna Jameson?"
hee hee Notice, I did not use my association with JJ to pick up girls. ------------------ join www.jennacash.com the best conversion on the net |
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07-31-2001, 03:04 PM
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Could you tell me your name? If for no other reason, my dreams need detail.
Care to dance, or will I need to stalk you for months? Have we met somewhere before, or do I still have a chance with you? Damn these are hard to come up with! I knew there was good reason to shave my ass cheeks this morning. My friends said you stink... I told them like shit you do. You look like a girl that could use more torment in her life. Wow, you dress just like the girls on those COPS videos. [This message has been edited by tenletters (edited 07-31-2001).] |
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07-31-2001, 03:05 PM
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Hey, let's go play like squirrels, we'll go back to your hole and I'll
bust a nut. |
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07-31-2001, 03:08 PM
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Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise some cock. What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder? |
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07-31-2001, 03:09 PM
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i'm no fred flinstone, but i will make your bedrock
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07-31-2001, 03:12 PM
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Look, you know you want to fuck me.. I can tell by the way you're holding that pistol.
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07-31-2001, 03:14 PM
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20 dollar fucky sucky , cheap cheap
Love you long time 50 dolla |
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07-31-2001, 03:16 PM
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I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs
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07-31-2001, 03:21 PM
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No pick up lines needed here. Just rubber boots, Velcro gloves, a sheep and walk towards water!
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07-31-2001, 03:35 PM
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- I'm employed. My favorite line from Jack Nicholson in The Two Jakes: "Get on your hands and knees and don't move until I tell ya to." |
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07-31-2001, 03:46 PM
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Nice shoes.. lets fuck
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07-31-2001, 04:09 PM
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I got more trafic than The Hun, lets fuck.
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