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Scoobs · 07-31-2001, 04:17 PM

- Wanna dance? (her answer)No? I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.

- Is it just me, or does everyone here have a pick-up line?

- My friends are leaving, but I?d love it if you gave me a reason to stay.

- Those jeans seem to be working over time, what time do they get off?

- Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!

- You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike!

- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya wanna do lunch?

TheFLY · 07-31-2001, 04:25 PM

I write poems for girls... here's a cheesy one I wrote and she has me read it to her over and over again ever since I gave it to her,

A rose is luxurious in its modesty,
When it chose the luscious red I see,
When it glows in her cheeks off petals of glee,
When it's held close, together, between you and me.

The explanation is that a rose doesn't know its beauty -- nor does it try to be beautiful -- that is pure modest beauty.

I never use lines but I've been accused of it.

One girl said to me, "I don't know, what do the other girls say?" -- then I paused and realized she was accusing me of using a line -- then said something like, "You're calling me a liar and you don't even know me?" Then she felt bad because she knew I was right and had to apologize... Just another snobby LA bitch...

Anyway I love these posts! -- I've been laughing my ass off...

Biggy · 07-31-2001, 05:32 PM

i got more traffic than phiber, lets fuck

Phiber · 07-31-2001, 05:42 PM

[This message has been edited by Phiber (edited 07-31-2001).]

Meni · 07-31-2001, 06:12 PM

Hi, I've seemed to misplaced my medal of honor, could you help me find it.

Say nothing, just look at her and lick your eyebrows

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kandi · 07-31-2001, 06:24 PM

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

lagwagon · 07-31-2001, 09:26 PM

You gonna eat that? No.. Well lets take that back to my place.

I didnt wip it out just for air baby

Gemini · 07-31-2001, 10:11 PM

I know it's old and such but the best one I ever had pulled was the age old: As long as I have a face, you will have something to sit on baby.

Might have just been the way the guy, or the way he said it but it touched something.

washiez · 07-31-2001, 11:10 PM

"Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"

christy · 08-01-2001, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by magnatique:
Hello. do you want to touch my pipi?

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LOL hehe that one's really funny

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christy · 08-01-2001, 12:49 AM

Here's some:

1) Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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2) Hey, wanna go half on a baby?
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3) Do you want to have sex with me?
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4) Do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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5) grab his/her ass and say "Is this seat taken?"
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( I think #3 will work better for women trying to pick up men...)
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lagwagon · 08-01-2001, 01:54 AM

I can see your pretty drunk. you better come back to my place.

is that a mirror in your pants.. screw the mirror lets fuck

Hey guess what? my moms not home

07-31-2001, 04:17 PM	#51
Scoobs Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Out back Posts: 492	- Wanna dance? (her answer)No? I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. - Is it just me, or does everyone here have a pick-up line? - My friends are leaving, but I?d love it if you gave me a reason to stay. - Those jeans seem to be working over time, what time do they get off? - Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO! - You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike! - Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya wanna do lunch?

07-31-2001, 04:25 PM	#52
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I write poems for girls... here's a cheesy one I wrote and she has me read it to her over and over again ever since I gave it to her, A rose is luxurious in its modesty, When it chose the luscious red I see, When it glows in her cheeks off petals of glee, When it's held close, together, between you and me. The explanation is that a rose doesn't know its beauty -- nor does it try to be beautiful -- that is pure modest beauty. I never use lines but I've been accused of it. One girl said to me, "I don't know, what do the other girls say?" -- then I paused and realized she was accusing me of using a line -- then said something like, "You're calling me a liar and you don't even know me?" Then she felt bad because she knew I was right and had to apologize... Just another snobby LA bitch... Anyway I love these posts! -- I've been laughing my ass off...

07-31-2001, 05:32 PM	#53
Biggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,595	i got more traffic than phiber, lets fuck

07-31-2001, 05:42 PM	#54
Phiber Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 137	[This message has been edited by Phiber (edited 07-31-2001).]

07-31-2001, 06:12 PM	#55
Meni Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Manchester, NH Posts: 257	Hi, I've seemed to misplaced my medal of honor, could you help me find it. Say nothing, just look at her and lick your eyebrows ------------------ join www.jennacash.com the best conversion on the net

07-31-2001, 06:24 PM	#56
kandi Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: USA Posts: 171	Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

07-31-2001, 09:26 PM	#57
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	You gonna eat that? No.. Well lets take that back to my place. I didnt wip it out just for air baby

07-31-2001, 10:11 PM	#58
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	I know it's old and such but the best one I ever had pulled was the age old: As long as I have a face, you will have something to sit on baby. Might have just been the way the guy, or the way he said it but it touched something.

07-31-2001, 11:10 PM	#59
washiez Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,118	"Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"

08-01-2001, 12:49 AM	#61
christy Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: vancouver, B.C. canada Posts: 78	Here's some: 1) Is it hot in here, or is it just you? ------------------------------------ 2) Hey, wanna go half on a baby? ------------------------------------ 3) Do you want to have sex with me? ------------------------------------ 4) Do you beleive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ------------------------------------ 5) grab his/her ass and say "Is this seat taken?" ------------------------------------ ( I think #3 will work better for women trying to pick up men...) ----------------- http://www.smutcash.com

08-01-2001, 01:54 AM	#62
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	I can see your pretty drunk. you better come back to my place. is that a mirror in your pants.. screw the mirror lets fuck Hey guess what? my moms not home