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pushpills · 09-26-2004, 03:07 AM

That was some funny shit.

We were out gettin numbers from some hotties.....wen't to crobar and even though we were on VIP tonight, we were a little late.

Met up with some black whores, who were actually kinda good looking.

Noramally I would never do this...but.....I was kinda thinking "for the life experience".

So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time.

What a funny life it is!!!

integrated · 09-26-2004, 03:09 AM

kill yourself now

BrainDead · 09-26-2004, 03:10 AM

that sucks dude

MrJackMeHoff · 09-26-2004, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
kill yourself now

pushpills · 09-26-2004, 03:12 AM

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Originally posted by integrated
kill yourself now

nahhh. it was protected.

otherwise.....

Manowar · 09-26-2004, 03:16 AM

i bet you did cum.

pushpills · 09-26-2004, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
i bet you did cum.

no way. more of a life experience.

uchase/webpry · 09-26-2004, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time.

... sure it wasn't the ho laughing at you?

Mike Okitch · 09-26-2004, 03:26 AM

Congratulations on being a whoremonger. Be proud

Groove · 09-26-2004, 03:30 AM

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Originally posted by pushpills
I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...

Sure, right, we believe you, honest we do

pushpills · 09-26-2004, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
Sure, right, we believe you, honest we do

hard for me to cum with a condom to begin with...but witha condom/blowjob with a whore? pshhh.....

i just let her go for a few minutes...then left.

intersting experience.

Shoehorn! · 09-26-2004, 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... sure it wasn't the ho laughing at you?

Nicky · 09-26-2004, 04:04 AM

I would have flipped off that condom and throat fucked her

Manowar · 09-26-2004, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by Mike Okitch
Congratulations on being a whoremonger. Be proud

a prodigy of kmanrox ?

XXXdwarf · 09-26-2004, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
That was some funny shit.

We were out gettin numbers from some hotties.....wen't to crobar and even though we were on VIP tonight, we were a little late.

Met up with some black whores, who were actually kinda good looking.

Noramally I would never do this...but.....I was kinda thinking "for the life experience".

So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time.

What a funny life it is!!!

Are you proud of yourself now?

Manowar · 09-26-2004, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicky
I would have flipped off that condom and throat fucked her

say hello to some STDs

Tricksy · 09-26-2004, 08:44 AM

happened one time to me! I just was sexually frustrated, went out to have sex with one barmen I already knew. we came to his place after he finished working, got naked and he didn't turn me on at all. After that I understand that can't have sex without any feelings...at least passion!

Sarah_Jayne · 09-26-2004, 08:45 AM

what an exciting night

Marcus Aurelius · 09-26-2004, 08:46 AM

whatever blows your hair back man.

bad_girl · 09-26-2004, 08:49 AM

thats definately something to brag about on a board.

BG

Monique Niccole · 09-26-2004, 08:56 AM

If you're going to have a blowjob, at least have the decency to not giggle through it like a schoolboy.

GatorB · 09-26-2004, 09:00 AM

You paid $50 NOT to come? Head with a condom? Sorry I'd rather have a handjob. And it probally would have cost half what you paid and you might have came.

GiantGnome · 09-26-2004, 09:02 AM

dork... sorry, idiots taken

jacked · 09-26-2004, 09:05 AM

wow go chop off your dick now who knows what STDs you got

almighty · 09-26-2004, 09:14 AM

what the fuck would someone pay $50 to get their dick sucked threw rubber man buy a fucking doll if thats what ya want

hydro · 09-26-2004, 09:15 AM

lol why do people pay for sex (directly)

GatorB · 09-26-2004, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by hydro
lol why do people pay for sex (directly)

When you want sex and can't get it. I've never been that desperate. Well unless you consider being married paying for sex.

Corleone · 09-26-2004, 09:18 AM

Good you used a condom

.:St Ides:. · 09-26-2004, 09:19 AM

You were a VIP at one of Chicago's best clubs and could not pick up a chick....

boobmaster · 09-26-2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by pushpills

So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time.

The prostitute has AIDS, her gums were bleeding, and your condom had a hole in it.

Still laughing?

Manowar · 09-26-2004, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
The prostitute has AIDS, her gums were bleeding, and your condom had a hole in it.

Still laughing?

spying on them ?

brizzad · 09-26-2004, 09:27 AM

why would you waste 50 bucks like that?

pussyluver · 09-26-2004, 09:28 AM

Waste of $50

brand0n · 09-26-2004, 09:30 AM

why did you pay her if you didnt cum? fuck that.

boobmaster · 09-26-2004, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
why did you pay her if you didnt cum? fuck that.

He's posting this on a public forum and wants to avoid getting flammed.

(1) She didn't us a condom.

(2) He came.

doober · 09-26-2004, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
no way. more of a life experience.

doober · 09-26-2004, 09:41 AM

Ps if you give a scouts honor salute then it would it be alot more
credible

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-26-2004, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... sure it wasn't the ho laughing at you?

you know she was

NoCarrier · 09-26-2004, 09:51 AM

wdsguy · 09-26-2004, 10:53 AM

please kill yourself, we dont need you in the gene pool

Rob · 09-26-2004, 11:04 AM

"We were out gettin numbers from some hotties.....wen't to crobar and even though we were on VIP tonight, we were a little late."

We were getting rejected by everyone woman we looked at tonight. We stood outside of the Crobar because we wern't VIP tonight or any night. So it was getting late so I walked home.

"Met up with some black whores, who were actually kinda good looking."

I got home and checked my Match.com responses. They were all pretty fucking ugly but I was feeling rejected all night so I figure I'd settle for anything that would be wiling to settle for me.

"Noramally I would never do this...but.....I was kinda thinking "for the life experience"."

I do this at least 3 times a week. It's what I call my life with no experiences.

"So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time."

So I met her at the Jayhawk motel off of Halstead. She didn't have any condoms so I said, "Ah, Fuck it" and hit it rawdawg style. She had some sores on her lips...pussy lips. But I figured it was just a rash. What was pretty weird is that she was laughing the whole time after I took out my tally-whacker. She must have thought it was cute.

What a funny life it is!!!

What a pathetic life I live!!!

DWB · 09-26-2004, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
nahhh. it was protected.

otherwise.....

Otherwise you would kill yoruself because you didn't wear a condom? WTF?

I know more people who have caught STD from non-whores that from whores. Just because she sucks cock for money doesn't mean the last girl that did it for free does it less.

You should of cum.

DWB · 09-26-2004, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

What the fuck is that? Looks like Rocky Dennis from the movie MASK.

justsexxx · 09-26-2004, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
"We were out gettin numbers from some hotties.....wen't to crobar and even though we were on VIP tonight, we were a little late."

We were getting rejected by everyone woman we looked at tonight. We stood outside of the Crobar because we wern't VIP tonight or any night. So it was getting late so I walked home.

"Met up with some black whores, who were actually kinda good looking."

I got home and checked my Match.com responses. They were all pretty fucking ugly but I was feeling rejected all night so I figure I'd settle for anything that would be wiling to settle for me.

"Noramally I would never do this...but.....I was kinda thinking "for the life experience"."

I do this at least 3 times a week. It's what I call my life with no experiences.

"So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time."

So I met her at the Jayhawk motel off of Halstead. She didn't have any condoms so I said, "Ah, Fuck it" and hit it rawdawg style. She had some sores on her lips...pussy lips. But I figured it was just a rash. What was pretty weird is that she was laughing the whole time after I took out my tally-whacker. She must have thought it was cute.

What a funny life it is!!!

What a pathetic life I live!!!

Far-L · 09-26-2004, 12:26 PM

You sure "she" was really a she?

Holly · 09-26-2004, 12:32 PM

Tell the truth. You came while she was unwrapping the condom, so she knocked off 10 bucks and you both went home happy.

bdld · 09-26-2004, 12:33 PM

a lot of those prositutes are men. i thoroughly inspect the vagina before receiving head from a strange whore. especially the labia, always look at the labia.

luciferex · 09-26-2004, 01:23 PM

fantastic

Mike Okitch · 09-26-2004, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
a prodigy of kmanrox ?

sarcasm

\Sar"casm\, n. [F. sarcasme, L. sarcasmus, Gr. sarkasmo`s, from sarka`zein to tear flesh like dogs, to bite the lips in rage, to speak bitterly, to sneer, fr. sa`rx, sa`rkos, flesh.] A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.

The sarcasms of those critics who imagine our art to be a matter of inspiration. --Sir J. Reynolds.

Syn: Satire; irony; ridicule; taunt; gibe.

Source: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm

BrainDead · 09-26-2004, 08:05 PM

thanks for sharing!

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