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justsexxx · 09-26-2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
"We were out gettin numbers from some hotties.....wen't to crobar and even though we were on VIP tonight, we were a little late."

We were getting rejected by everyone woman we looked at tonight. We stood outside of the Crobar because we wern't VIP tonight or any night. So it was getting late so I walked home.

"Met up with some black whores, who were actually kinda good looking."

I got home and checked my Match.com responses. They were all pretty fucking ugly but I was feeling rejected all night so I figure I'd settle for anything that would be wiling to settle for me.

"Noramally I would never do this...but.....I was kinda thinking "for the life experience"."

I do this at least 3 times a week. It's what I call my life with no experiences.

"So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time."

So I met her at the Jayhawk motel off of Halstead. She didn't have any condoms so I said, "Ah, Fuck it" and hit it rawdawg style. She had some sores on her lips...pussy lips. But I figured it was just a rash. What was pretty weird is that she was laughing the whole time after I took out my tally-whacker. She must have thought it was cute.

What a funny life it is!!!

What a pathetic life I live!!!