make me #1 in yahoo and google contest - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Alex · 09-23-2004, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by cali_22
bro email me and ill put you in touch with the king of this seo . sharpmarketing at gmail.com

Then

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Originally posted by raulph
Great what's your email address

What a fucking dumbass

cali_22 · 09-23-2004, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Then

What a fucking dumbass

lol

mkx · 09-23-2004, 08:44 PM

I thought the guy he was referring me to was a marketer at gmail. Sorry im a fucking idiot

Alex · 09-23-2004, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by raulph
I Sorry im a fucking idiot

Your posts just get funnier and funnier

Crypt · 09-23-2004, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
I thought the guy he was referring me to was a marketer at gmail. Sorry im a fucking idiot

Alex · 09-23-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
I thought the guy he was referring me to was a marketer at gmail. Sorry im a fucking idiot

Wait, did you say "marketer at gmail"

Damn, right. Anyone with a gmail addy works for google.

What a shit fuck you are

mkx · 09-23-2004, 08:47 PM

I like fuckinshit

Alex · 09-23-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by raulph
I like fuckinshit

Damn moron. Take those $5, make some flyers and post them on telephone polls/

Only way you will ever get traffic from $5

mkx · 09-23-2004, 08:52 PM

Who said anything about $5

Alex · 09-23-2004, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by raulph
Who said anything about $5

You did, jackass.

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Originally posted by raulph
$5

it was the 5 post in this thread or so.

mkx · 09-23-2004, 08:56 PM

that was obviously sarcasm.

Alex · 09-23-2004, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
that was obviously sarcasm.

How the fuck can you detect sarcasim from reading a number.

You cant, can you jackass?

mkx · 09-23-2004, 08:59 PM

Sorry my apologies. You said a penny a click was to little to right? What's a good price per click

malakajoe · 09-23-2004, 09:00 PM

Funny how this guy comes asking for help, yet tells everyone they are wrong and should be easy to get on the top.

If so easy, then just do it...lol. Gotta love guys who know it all, but can't turn that know how into results.

mkx · 09-23-2004, 09:01 PM

I mentioned several times that it is hard, takes long, and is not cheap

malakajoe · 09-23-2004, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by raulph
I mentioned several times that it is hard, takes long, and is not cheap

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Come on guys, it's not to hard. It already has the domain and the title displaying Sex Forums and it's already in google and yahoo, in the wee pages

mkx · 09-23-2004, 09:04 PM

I was trying to give some motivation.

malakajoe · 09-23-2004, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by raulph
I was trying to give some motivation.

You aren't that good at it.

mkx · 09-23-2004, 09:09 PM

guess not

Alex · 09-23-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by raulph
I was trying to give some motivation.

You were just fucking owned

AVM · 09-23-2004, 09:26 PM

You selling the domain/site?

LMK.

mkx · 09-23-2004, 09:36 PM

Yah I did get owned, I have been slow in the head lately, slow month. Looking for 100,000 for the website and domain. I also have the .net and will throw in sex-chat.com Will take any reasonable offer

Alex · 09-23-2004, 10:02 PM

I sale xxxChatter.com
Better than sex-chat.com and

$20 thats like 0.02% of his price

Jdoughs · 09-23-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by raulph
I want www.sexforums.com to be #1 in yahoo and google when you search the term Sex Forums and Sex Forum. Who can do this for me, how long will it take, and how much would it cost.

I think it wouldnt be hard to achieve high listings for the term you mentioned.

You posted of automotiveforums, they have 1300 backlinks and sexforums.com has 18, and they are all from your own site. You need to build a rather large ammount of backlinks all pointing to your site with the keywords your targeting as anchor text ie "Sex Forums"

Then keep the content regularly updated and active.

Something someone told me long ago was..."Start with 100-150 pages of "content", then add minimum one a day, no 7 pages on Sunday, one a day." Make the spider come, and when it does come, feed the fucker.

mkx · 09-23-2004, 10:27 PM

Thanks for the advise. I will definately try it out. What about making 1000 miscellaneous homepages (ie, personal pages, sex articles, sex links, etc) and submitting them all the google and yahoo with a link to sexforums on them.

SEObot · 09-23-2004, 10:30 PM

I'll make it happen for $10,000 and give me one week!

mkx · 09-23-2004, 10:31 PM

Also, are there any tricks or tips other than the obvious on how to get your link on others pages?

dj pussy · 09-23-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by IntenseCash
Just do a Google AdWords and pay alot per click and then you can be #1. I am for my search terms.

Mark

the left side of the page is better.

marttali · 09-24-2004, 12:28 AM

how about instead of targeting "sex forums" as your keyword you target bunch of easier keyword combos which of course are not searched as often but all they will add up.

what if big G decides to do some major changes in its algo, where to do you think you are with your "sex forums", my guess is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND

give it a thought

Trax · 09-24-2004, 12:58 AM

thats an easy task.
I know at least 25 people who could easily do that.

How much are you willing to pay?

mkx · 09-24-2004, 09:41 AM

I am willing to pay up to $1000 to get it number 1 on google and yahoo for the terms Sex Forums and Sex Forum.

mkx · 09-24-2004, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
I think it wouldnt be hard to achieve high listings for the term you mentioned.

You posted of automotiveforums, they have 1300 backlinks and sexforums.com has 18, and they are all from your own site. You need to build a rather large ammount of backlinks all pointing to your site with the keywords your targeting as anchor text ie "Sex Forums"

Then keep the content regularly updated and active.

Something someone told me long ago was..."Start with 100-150 pages of "content", then add minimum one a day, no 7 pages on Sunday, one a day." Make the spider come, and when it does come, feed the fucker.

Does this work the same with a forum? Content pages get added automatically whenever someone makes a post, what else can I do?

chowda · 09-24-2004, 09:47 AM

1000 bux, go buy adwords.

as for the king of seo. thats hilarious.

WiredGuy · 09-24-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by Crypt
Where is the WG usual comment "LOL"

;)

LOL, sorry, just got to the office

WG

Jdoughs · 09-24-2004, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by raulph
Does this work the same with a forum? Content pages get added automatically whenever someone makes a post, what else can I do?

Depends if your pages are dynamic or static.

I find it a hell of a lot easier getting results using easy urls. I think most forums set ups let you produce the posts in .html as well.

Also if you have to sign in to read the forums the spider will probably stop at the login page. It can only follow links you let it.

But im telling you...First thing you wanna do is start looking for backlinks. You dont have a single link to your site right now according to google.

To Offer $1000 to get those listings isnt a very good offer. But if you leave your ICQ i will offer you some more advice.

Im no "master" but my se pages pay my rent, car payments, and all my kids expenses.

TheMob · 09-24-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Are you serious?

What an idiot, you have no idea about anything

lol, i nearly fell off my chair laughing

chowda · 09-24-2004, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
Depends if your pages are dynamic or static.

I find it a hell of a lot easier getting results using easy urls. I think most forums set ups let you produce the posts in .html as well.

Also if you have to sign in to read the forums the spider will probably stop at the login page. It can only follow links you let it.

But im telling you...First thing you wanna do is start looking for backlinks. You dont have a single link to your site right now according to google.

To Offer $1000 to get those listings isnt a very good offer. But if you leave your ICQ i will offer you some more advice.

Im no "master" but my se pages pay my rent, car payments, and all my kids expenses.

lets trade irrelevant information
1 521 79941

Manowar · 09-24-2004, 10:51 AM

this thread makes me laugh

Theo · 09-24-2004, 11:05 AM

Register the site with icra, add 3 times more "sex forums" in your main page, submit it to dmoz and get a couple decent backlinks with "Sex forums" as anchor text.

Fake Nick · 09-24-2004, 11:07 AM

buy links on 200 pr 5 sites

ask 100 of them to link you with "sex forum" ask the other 100 to link you with "sex forums"

wait 3 months max

Jdoughs · 09-24-2004, 02:19 PM

Raulph leave some contact info here

bjorn_moneymaker · 09-24-2004, 02:22 PM

Wow, what a rant, he might as well have said...

How much if I can lick your ass? Roflmao

McKracken · 09-24-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by kaliboy2g
How much pot did you smoke before reading the last few posts.

The domain name plays NO ROLE AT ALL.

well shoot me down then.. it's not a major factor but it can indeed help a little.

I had a domain with xxx links pointing to with my alt texts etc. and did the same to another domain and guess what site ranked nr 5 and which site ranked 8?

chupachups · 09-24-2004, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fake Nick
buy links on 200 pr 5 sites

ask 100 of them to link you with "sex forum" ask the other 100 to link you with "sex forums"

wait 3 months max

Jdoughs · 09-24-2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by McKracken
well shoot me down then.. it's not a major factor but it can indeed help a little.

I had a domain with xxx links pointing to with my alt texts etc. and did the same to another domain and guess what site ranked nr 5 and which site ranked 8?

It does matter.

But its importance is not as much as some would like to beleive. You have to remember that there are over 1000 factors figured into the algorythms. But if it does matter even in the slightest i would say try to use it.

Think of it like a drop in the well. Every drop is pretty insignificant but it takes EVERYDROP to fill up the well.

McKracken · 09-24-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
It does matter.

But its importance is not as much as some would like to beleive. You have to remember that there are over 1000 factors figured into the algorythms. But if it does matter even in the slightest i would say try to use it.

Think of it like a drop in the well. Every drop is pretty insignificant but it takes EVERYDROP to fill up the well.

hehe yep your right im just trying to preach that if your going to do it, it would be foolish not to take everything into consideration

Cheers!

Lee · 09-24-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bjorn_moneymaker
Wow, what a rant, he might as well have said...

How much if I can lick your ass? Roflmao

LOL I agree.

What can I say except that the one thing I shall remember about this thread is The XXX Host. On the one hand you have Jdoughs who has been the model professional trying to help, then his colleague Kaliboy who was like a fucking stalker nitpicking on every fucking statement.

Unfortunately for Jdoughs, the shit sticks.

Alex · 09-24-2004, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by McKracken
well shoot me down then.. it's not a major factor but it can indeed help a little.

I had a domain with xxx links pointing to with my alt texts etc. and did the same to another domain and guess what site ranked nr 5 and which site ranked 8?

The domainname doesnt matter.

www.fsdkjdsfakljfdljsfd.com can get just as high results as www.freeporn.com

for any given keywprd

McKracken · 09-24-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
The domainname doesnt matter.

www.fsdkjdsfakljfdljsfd.com can get just as high results as www.freeporn.com

for any given keywprd

sure I get peace you get your ego boost. What do I know im just a drunktard.

and FYI i did not say it was important I just said your foolish to use the first url instead of number two when I have seen first hand it can help on equally backlinked sites. you need a million things to make google ur biatch all I say is with your way we got 999.999 covered - stupid not to go all the way.

Jdoughs · 09-24-2004, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lee
LOL I agree.

What can I say except that the one thing I shall remember about this thread is The XXX Host. On the one hand you have Jdoughs who has been the model professional trying to help, then his colleague Kaliboy who was like a fucking stalker nitpicking on every fucking statement.

Unfortunately for Jdoughs, the shit sticks.

Thats kind of funny considering im not the one who works/owns them..lmao

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mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	I thought the guy he was referring me to was a marketer at gmail. Sorry im a fucking idiot

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mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	Who said anything about $5

09-23-2004, 08:56 PM	#61
mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	that was obviously sarcasm.

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mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	Sorry my apologies. You said a penny a click was to little to right? What's a good price per click

09-23-2004, 09:01 PM	#65
mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	I mentioned several times that it is hard, takes long, and is not cheap

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mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	I was trying to give some motivation.

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mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	guess not

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mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	Yah I did get owned, I have been slow in the head lately, slow month. Looking for 100,000 for the website and domain. I also have the .net and will throw in sex-chat.com Will take any reasonable offer

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mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	Thanks for the advise. I will definately try it out. What about making 1000 miscellaneous homepages (ie, personal pages, sex articles, sex links, etc) and submitting them all the google and yahoo with a link to sexforums on them.

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09-24-2004, 12:58 AM	#80
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	thats an easy task. I know at least 25 people who could easily do that. How much are you willing to pay?

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09-24-2004, 11:05 AM	#89
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09-24-2004, 11:07 AM	#90
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	buy links on 200 pr 5 sites ask 100 of them to link you with "sex forum" ask the other 100 to link you with "sex forums" wait 3 months max