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mkx 09-23-2004 07:14 PM

make me #1 in yahoo and google contest
 
I want www.sexforums.com to be #1 in yahoo and google when you search the term Sex Forums and Sex Forum. Who can do this for me, how long will it take, and how much would it cost.

Alex 09-23-2004 07:15 PM

3 years.
$50,000 a month

chupachups 09-23-2004 07:18 PM

I want MILF, Phertermine, Viagra, Cialis and some others, that ok?

devilspost 09-23-2004 07:29 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mkx 09-23-2004 07:31 PM

$5

Alex 09-23-2004 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
$5

Are you serious?

What an idiot, you have no idea about anything

mkx 09-23-2004 07:32 PM

Come on guys, it's not to hard. It already has the domain and the title displaying Sex Forums and it's already in google and yahoo, in the wee pages

TheJimmy 09-23-2004 07:34 PM

threeeee-fiddy


but seriously, it's gonna cost some duckage to get that done...why not just read a few things and throw some crap on the wall, see what sticks and do it again...and again...andddd.....again


PS: just buy a few test/throw away domains to play with....



that's my :2 cents: for the day


:winkwink: :thumbsup

Alex 09-23-2004 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
Come on guys, it's not to hard. It already has the domain and the title displaying Sex Forums and it's already in google and yahoo, in the wee pages
I guess you are an idiot.

What is in the domain has nothing to do with listing

The top listing for sex forum in google is
members.lovingyou.com/ forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=28

has doesnt have sex in the whole link..

Jackass

Steen2 09-23-2004 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
Come on guys, it's not to hard. It already has the domain and the title displaying Sex Forums and it's already in google and yahoo, in the wee pages
Obvioulsy you don't have a clue.

nosey 09-23-2004 07:38 PM

:1orglaugh

Crypt 09-23-2004 07:40 PM

rofl

brizzad 09-23-2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
I guess you are an idiot.

What is in the domain has nothing to do with listing

The top listing for sex forum in google is
members.lovingyou.com/ forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=28

has doesnt have sex in the whole link..

Jackass


exactly!

backlinks play a HUGE role in this, not just the words in your domain.. if you want to rank high for a keyword, go find thousands of sites to link to your site with the link saying "sex forum"

if only it were that easy

Alex 09-23-2004 07:41 PM

According to you logic, if i have http://www.Thissitehasporninthedomai...nthesite .com

Since i have porn twice in that name do i get #1 listings

chupachups 09-23-2004 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
According to you logic, if i have http://www.Thissitehasporninthedomai...nthesite .com

Since i have porn twice in that name do i get #1 listings


Damn man.. why do you tell all the secrets, next thing you´re gonna tell him about the google priority-ID? :1orglaugh

Crypt 09-23-2004 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
According to you logic, if i have http://www.Thissitehasporninthedomai...nthesite .com

Since i have porn twice in that name do i get #1 listings

no, listing #2

because someone will order pornpornporn.com and get rank 1 ;)

haha

TheJimmy 09-23-2004 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chupachups
Damn man.. why do you tell all the secrets, next thing you´re gonna tell him about the google priority-ID? :1orglaugh


oh man, everyone in SEO knows it's ALLLLLLLL about the meta tags baby...the META TAGS....w00t w00t


:winkwink: :thumbsup

Alex 09-23-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crypt
no, listing #2

because someone will order pornpornporn.com and get rank 1 ;)

haha

Fucking genious.

Where do i paypal you the money to?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Crypt 09-23-2004 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Fucking genious.

Where do i paypal you the money to?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahaha

mkx 09-23-2004 07:54 PM

I am aware about the major importance of sites already on google and yahoo linking to our site to give us a better ranking, but the domain name also plays a good role and so does the title.

Alex 09-23-2004 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
I am aware about the major importance of sites already on google and yahoo linking to our site to give us a better ranking, but the domain name also plays a good role and so does the title.
How much pot did you smoke before reading the last few posts.

The domain name plays NO ROLE AT ALL.

:321GFY

Crypt 09-23-2004 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
I am aware about the major importance of sites already on google and yahoo linking to our site to give us a better ranking, but the domain name also plays a good role and so does the title.
:moon

mkx 09-23-2004 07:56 PM

If I was a master of search engine submission, I wouldn't be here asking for someone else to take care of the dirty work. If anyone is seriously interested, we are willing to make a reasonable investment

Alex 09-23-2004 07:56 PM

Why dont you redeem yourself.

How much money are you willing to spend. Whats your budget

mkx 09-23-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
How much pot did you smoke before reading the last few posts.

The domain name plays NO ROLE AT ALL.

:321GFY

I guess I shouldn't beleive what I read on the internet then

Alex 09-23-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
If I was a master of search engine submission, I wouldn't be here asking for someone else to take care of the dirty work. If anyone is seriously interested, we are willing to make a reasonable investment

Thats right, you dont know shit. So dont fucking lecture us.

Im not a S.E.O expert either, but you are a dumbshit.

Its not search engine submission, you said you are already in google. But if thats what you need.

www.google.com/addurl

That will be $5.

brizzad 09-23-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
I am aware about the major importance of sites already on google and yahoo linking to our site to give us a better ranking, but the domain name also plays a good role and so does the title.

its not that easy..

how about this..

how much will you sell me your domain for? email me an offer to [email protected] or post it here

pornguy 09-23-2004 07:58 PM

Hostile people here tonight.

Hire an SE person.


Try google to find one.

Alex 09-23-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
I guess I shouldn't beleive what I read on the internet then
You didnt read that anywhere, you just made it up.

Crypt 09-23-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
I guess I shouldn't beleive what I read on the internet then
A tip ,

All shit you see on SEO boards, dont do it, 99% of the time its total bullshit

warlock5 09-23-2004 08:00 PM

Anyone read the thread on "Share last nights sex" on the first site to show up for "sex forum" on Google? Apparently some guy refused a blowjob :1orglaugh

mkx 09-23-2004 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
its not that easy..

how about this..

how much will you sell me your domain for? email me an offer to [email protected] or post it here


Thanks for the only kind post
$100,000

mkx 09-23-2004 08:03 PM

What about if I offer a pay per click program for sexforums. Maybe a penny per unique. I can set it up immediately. Anyone interested in sending traffic our way?

hydro 09-23-2004 08:04 PM

its easy, all you have to do is call google and demand they give you #1 or you will hack them and they will give you #1. No joke.

Alex 09-23-2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
What about if I offer a pay per click program for sexforums. Maybe a penny per unique. I can set it up immediately. Anyone interested in sending traffic our way?
You are offering 1 cent per adult visitor.

Get out of here.

And you want $100,000 for the domain.

:1orglaugh

mkx 09-23-2004 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crypt
A tip ,

All shit you see on SEO boards, dont do it, 99% of the time its total bullshit


Thanks, I know not to go with the gauranteed results search engine submission and optimization programs. You get what you pay for. Check out www.automotiveforums.com They are the biggest search engine whores I know. I am willing to make the investment, I am aware that there is a lot involved.

Crypt 09-23-2004 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
Thanks, I know not to go with the gauranteed results search engine submission and optimization programs. You get what you pay for. Check out www.automotiveforums.com They are the biggest search engine whores I know. I am willing to make the investment, I am aware that there is a lot involved.
thats why you offered 5$ ? lol

mkx 09-23-2004 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
You are offering 1 cent per adult visitor.

Get out of here.

And you want $100,000 for the domain.

:1orglaugh

You are offering your visiters a link to a free sex chat. Pay per click programs are generally abused. I am willing to up it I see some good conversions

TheJimmy 09-23-2004 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
...

Hire an SE person.


Try google to find one.



seriously, the best advice for you is right here...

brizzad 09-23-2004 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
Thanks, I know not to go with the gauranteed results search engine submission and optimization programs. You get what you pay for. Check out www.automotiveforums.com They are the biggest search engine whores I know. I am willing to make the investment, I am aware that there is a lot involved.

you're not allowed to link to other forums on here, so if you dont want to get banned, i suggest you chill out with it, and take the URL out of your sig

if you want to at least get started on getting search engine hits, go bid on the keyword sex at searchfeed.com, and follow as much as possible from www.spider-food.net

and remember, it can takes weeks or even months to notice anything

Crypt 09-23-2004 08:09 PM

Where is the WG usual comment "LOL"

;)

mkx 09-23-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
you're not allowed to link to other forums on here, so if you dont want to get banned, i suggest you chill out with it, and take the URL out of your sig

if you want to at least get started on getting search engine hits, go bid on the keyword sex at searchfeed.com, and follow as much as possible from www.spider-food.net

and remember, it can takes weeks or even months to notice anything

Thank you. I am well aware that lot's of time and dedication is involved. I was just trying to see what price I could get someone else to do it for.

mkx 09-23-2004 08:14 PM

Is searchfeed.com any different from adwords or overture or is it the same concept?

Alex 09-23-2004 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
You are offering your visiters a link to a free sex chat. Pay per click programs are generally abused. I am willing to up it I see some good conversions
conversions. WHat an idiot.

You pay per click, what is tehre to convert

IntenseCash 09-23-2004 08:28 PM

Just do a Google AdWords and pay alot per click and then you can be #1. I am for my search terms.

Mark

mkx 09-23-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
You are offering your visiters a link to a free sex chat. Pay per click programs are generally abused. I am willing to up it I see some good conversions
whats a fair price per click

mkx 09-23-2004 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IntenseCash
Just do a Google AdWords and pay alot per click and then you can be #1. I am for my search terms.

Mark

Already doing adwords but am looking for more

cali_22 09-23-2004 08:37 PM

bro email me and ill put you in touch with the king of this seo . sharpmarketing at gmail.com:thumbsup

mkx 09-23-2004 08:38 PM

Great what's your email address

cali_22 09-23-2004 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raulph
Great what's your email address
sharpmarketing at gmail.com


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