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View Poll Results: What do you use for ease of 'slide'?
Plain Saliva 8 42.11%
Lube 10 52.63%
Vaseline 1 5.26%
Mayonnaise (I've heard of its many uses) 2 10.53%
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Old 09-23-2004, 08:55 AM   #1
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::MEN:: What do you use when....
you've got a few minutes to yourselves & want to play with your magical wand?

1) Plain saliva
2) Lube
3) Vaseline
4) Mayo (I've heard it's got many uses) Yuck!
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:04 AM   #2
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geez.. amateur.. Im like every guy

oven mitts, KYJelly, Spatchula and a ShopVac
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:06 AM   #3
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:06 AM   #4
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Gee, I don't know. Nothing.
Fucking mutilated freaks.
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:06 AM   #5
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geez.. amateur.. Im like every guy

oven mitts, KYJelly, Spatchula and a ShopVac

HAHAHAHAHA - I thought I was the only one
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:06 AM   #6
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:06 AM   #7
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Just kidding. I still use nothing, I got me good ole foreskin in place. Spit if anything.
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:10 AM   #8
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:10 AM   #9
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Fleshlight was not an option? I am pretty partial to pussy juice but that might just be me.
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:11 AM   #10
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I knew a guy who swore by the Mayo - disgusting to say the least & I'd avoid having any food at his house

I'm sure he's not the only one though.
How many men would admit to having used it once or regularly - I doubt they would?
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:12 AM   #11
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Fleshlight was not an option? I am pretty partial to pussy juice but that might just be me.

There's no pussy around & you're stealing a few minutes while nobody is home - no time to go looking for fleshlight or any other contraption!
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:13 AM   #12
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Mayo????
Never heard of that one.



so.......





does it work well?
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:15 AM   #13
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my women are always wet. once they see my big... it's like damn that's going to hurt
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:17 AM   #14
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:25 AM   #15
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Fucking mutilated freaks.
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:47 AM   #16
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my women are always wet. once they see my big... it's like damn that's going to hurt

With all due respect - there isn't a wet pussy around to be astonished by your...mmm...greatness You're alone & the only thing you have is a few minutes - various options for lubrification & your two hands.......

What do you use??
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:50 AM   #17
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Nothing. Duh
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:51 AM   #18
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I use mayo. I like it when it ferments.
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:52 AM   #19
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I use mayo. I like it when it ferments.
Hahahah is that what it does? double gross!!
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:38 AM   #20
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Cum on guys.......you can vote!

BTW, ladies, you can vote too if you know your man's choice of greasing
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:48 AM   #21
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(not a man but...)Saliva is the best lube!
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:49 AM   #22
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:49 AM   #23
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(not a man but...)Saliva is the best lube!
Definitely, I agree! There was a post with pics yesterday though that changed my mind slightly - where I thought anything artificial may be best
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:50 AM   #24
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:58 AM   #26
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Yikes!! Your hands must be rough
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Old 09-23-2004, 11:41 AM   #27
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what the fuck I didn't even know about that one!
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