::MEN:: What do you use when....
 

you've got a few minutes to yourselves & want to play with your magical wand?

1) Plain saliva
2) Lube
3) Vaseline
4) Mayo (I've heard it's got many uses) Yuck!

geez.. amateur.. Im like every guy

oven mitts, KYJelly, Spatchula and a ShopVac

Mayo? :1orglaugh

Gee, I don't know. Nothing.
Fucking mutilated freaks.

HAHAHAHAHA - I thought I was the only one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nothing...

Just kidding. I still use nothing, I got me good ole foreskin in place. Spit if anything.

i just jerk

Fleshlight was not an option? I am pretty partial to pussy juice but that might just be me.

I knew a guy who swore by the Mayo - disgusting to say the least & I'd avoid having any food at his house :throwup

I'm sure he's not the only one though.
How many men would admit to having used it once or regularly - I doubt they would?

There's no pussy around & you're stealing a few minutes while nobody is home - no time to go looking for fleshlight or any other contraption! :1orglaugh

Mayo????
Never heard of that one.



so.......





does it work well?

my women are always wet. once they see my big... it's like damn that's going to hurt :glugglug

lol, nothing?

With all due respect - there isn't a wet pussy around to be astonished by your...mmm...greatness :) You're alone & the only thing you have is a few minutes - various options for lubrification & your two hands.......

What do you use??

Nothing. Duh :glugglug

I use mayo. I like it when it ferments.

Hahahah is that what it does? double gross!!

Cum on guys.......you can vote!

BTW, ladies, you can vote too if you know your man's choice of greasing :)

(not a man but...)Saliva is the best lube! :thumbsup

i dry fuck :1orglaugh

Definitely, I agree! There was a post with pics yesterday though that changed my mind slightly - where I thought anything artificial may be best :)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com.../mdf703842.jpg
allah oukabarrrrrrrrr

i will finish in someone's mayo

Yikes!! Your hands must be rough :)

Mayo???

what the fuck I didn't even know about that one!

Nothing:2 cents: