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| View Poll Results: What do you use for ease of 'slide'? | |||
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8 | 42.11% |
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10 | 52.63% |
| Vaseline |
  
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1 | 5.26% |
| Mayonnaise (I've heard of its many uses) |
  
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2 | 10.53% |
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09-23-2004, 08:55 AM
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::MEN:: What do you use when....
you've got a few minutes to yourselves & want to play with your magical wand?
1) Plain saliva 2) Lube 3) Vaseline 4) Mayo (I've heard it's got many uses) Yuck! |
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09-23-2004, 09:04 AM
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geez.. amateur.. Im like every guy
oven mitts, KYJelly, Spatchula and a ShopVac
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09-23-2004, 09:06 AM
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Mayo?
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09-23-2004, 09:06 AM
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Gee, I don't know. Nothing.
Fucking mutilated freaks.
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09-23-2004, 09:06 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA - I thought I was the only one
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09-23-2004, 09:06 AM
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nothing...
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09-23-2004, 09:06 AM
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ex-TeenGodFather
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Just kidding. I still use nothing, I got me good ole foreskin in place. Spit if anything.
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09-23-2004, 09:10 AM
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stc is the greatest
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i just jerk
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09-23-2004, 09:10 AM
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Fleshlight was not an option? I am pretty partial to pussy juice but that might just be me.
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09-23-2004, 09:11 AM
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I knew a guy who swore by the Mayo - disgusting to say the least & I'd avoid having any food at his house
 I'm sure he's not the only one though. How many men would admit to having used it once or regularly - I doubt they would? |
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09-23-2004, 09:12 AM
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There's no pussy around & you're stealing a few minutes while nobody is home - no time to go looking for fleshlight or any other contraption! |
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09-23-2004, 09:13 AM
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Mayo????
Never heard of that one. so....... does it work well?
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09-23-2004, 09:15 AM
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my women are always wet. once they see my big... it's like damn that's going to hurt
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09-23-2004, 09:17 AM
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lol, nothing?
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09-23-2004, 09:25 AM
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09-23-2004, 09:47 AM
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With all due respect - there isn't a wet pussy around to be astonished by your...mmm...greatness  You're alone & the only thing you have is a few minutes - various options for lubrification & your two hands.......What do you use?? |
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09-23-2004, 09:50 AM
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Nothing. Duh
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09-23-2004, 09:51 AM
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I use mayo. I like it when it ferments.
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09-23-2004, 09:52 AM
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09-23-2004, 10:38 AM
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Cum on guys.......you can vote!
BTW, ladies, you can vote too if you know your man's choice of greasing |
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09-23-2004, 10:48 AM
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(not a man but...)Saliva is the best lube!
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09-23-2004, 10:49 AM
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09-23-2004, 10:50 AM
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 allah oukabarrrrrrrrr
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09-23-2004, 10:53 AM
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i will finish in someone's mayo
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09-23-2004, 10:58 AM
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09-23-2004, 11:41 AM
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sell me your banners
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Mayo???
what the fuck I didn't even know about that one!
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09-23-2004, 01:12 PM
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Nothing
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