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kenny · 09-22-2004, 11:41 PM

50 million dollar ideas!

emthree · 09-22-2004, 11:41 PM

Indian Bangbus & Asian Bangbus.
Each bus will be pimped out, with 20+ cameras in the rear cabin and custom paintjob by my friends at artist technicians

Tough part: paying off local authorities.

What do you guys think?
BTW: Steal my idea and I will have the next hooker you sleep with bite off your cock, shove it down your throat and pinch your nose untill you suffocate and die. Have a good night.

Kard63 · 09-22-2004, 11:43 PM

A porn friendly credit card so billers dont have to suck or charge you out the ass.

TheGoldenChild · 09-22-2004, 11:48 PM

I have a million good ideas

Shoes soles that repel gum.

a back shaver for the single guy ( I actually have a diagram)

A brothel that accepts airline miles.

Feeding mayonaisse to live tuna fish...think about it.

a velcro swtach for your thigh that attaches the tv remote to your pantleg while your other hand is down your pants.

an "FDS" SPRAY" for men....although I think it's been invented, I think that's called "Axe"

a colostomy bag for pooches- a kind of plastic bag that attaches to a dog's ass so they are practically maintenance free, you can call the product the true " Doggy Bag".

Now being that this is GFY and most people believe everything they read here- I am joking abuot MOST of the aforementioned ides...
:-))

My million dollar idea is in the process of benig created- say a prayer for me that I don't spend the rest of my life being the " sex tape guy they saw on TV, or the guy who dated Houston...

U can see I have some BIG ideas to be working on

kenny · 09-22-2004, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kard63
A porn friendly credit card so billers dont have to suck or charge you out the ass.

A device similar to what UPS uses to record a actual signature when making a purchase online.

That way companies actually have the hand written signatures.

Hell, make a program where you right click and sign with your mouse

PiksalDesign · 09-22-2004, 11:49 PM

would you like my wallet and major credit cards too?

Chris · 09-22-2004, 11:50 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kBizzle
[B]

Feeding mayonaisse to live tuna fish...think about it.

[QUOTE]

NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE

emthree · 09-22-2004, 11:51 PM

Non Adult Products:
1- Portable mixer cup (not saying more)
2- Gyroscope ball - Exersizes forearm area (difficult area to workout)

This idea has already made, and I'm constantly squeezing my balls at what a shitty marketing job these guys have done. If I had the money, I would buy them over in a heartbeat. This idea is an obvious multimillion dollar idea in crazed fitness world. Everyone wants to be in shape and healthy. I have no fucking clue where these guys learned how to market their shit! I mean the hype of mouth to mouth is amazing, which is basically how sales are generated for them ... this is how I heard about the product to begin with. The item itself would have a great chance of making it big if it had a few modifications made to it and marketing was done properly. TV Exposure will clean out house ... this is how good it is (if properly explained)

Excuse me going off, but it just pisses me off that I cannot do anything due to lack of funds and experience.

oh and the funnier part to this story is the contact email listed on the package was an @aol.com address ... go figure.

fucking shit

emthree · 09-22-2004, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle

Would be pretty damn funny to see how your name is knocked around when you release your product. The adult shit can either build the good "pimp" status or knock you down to the ground as a sleaze ball (damn americans)

anyhoo good luck

Can I have a digital autograph, before you make it?

TheGoldenChild · 09-22-2004, 11:58 PM

I apologize for all the typo's

I am stoned and really can't fucking type- but am having a good time cracking myself up , nonetheless

I haven't been online in a few days...

Sign up for Mensniche.com

Great products

Great guys...

kenny · 09-23-2004, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiksalDesign
would you like my wallet and major credit cards too?

It's harder to charge back something when the merchant has the actual signature.

A chargeback is when a consumer initiates a refund for a purchase they made on a credit card by contacting their card issuing bank. This usually is because they do not wish to pay for the sale. This may occur:

- If they believe the sale was fraudulant
- They don't recognize the name of the billing company
- Buyers Remorse (It wasn't what they were expecting)

The card issuing bank then contacts the card processing bank. The card processing banks then requests information from the merchant pertaining to the sale. This can include:

- A signed receipt
- A signed invoice
- Proof of delivery
- Proof of service
- Anything the merchant can provide that proves the sale was legitimate

emthree · 09-23-2004, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
A device similar to what UPS uses to record a actual signature when making a purchase online.

That way companies actually have the hand written signatures.

Hell, make a program where you right click and sign with your mouse

Well if you mean a "3rd party" type of shit, then I think you'll need to reconcider that plan a bit.

Compaq released a finger print computer login device ...it's not exactly reciving too much hype atm but I think eyescans and fingerprints are the digital signatures of the future.

emthree · 09-23-2004, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
I apologize for all the typo's

I am stoned and really can't fucking type- but am having a good time cracking myself up , nonetheless

I haven't been online in a few days...

Sign up for Mensniche.com

Great products

Great guys...

You like spanish reggae? I'm not "high" right now, but its trippy listening to it.

lock · 09-23-2004, 12:02 AM

A silly idea but not that silly.

Many major retailers offer credit cards and other incentives eg: discounts, interest free in their stores etc

How about a porno credit card eg AVS visa card, Frequent wankers points etc, Instead of charging to get into the website let them in for free they just have to apply for the porno card. The porno card gives free access to porn. The way it generates money is by commission on the interest for other things they buy on their visa card eg buying a TV on their visa.

Kinda silly but a not so dumb idea. It has already been done to other retail industries so why not the adult.

emthree · 09-23-2004, 12:06 AM

I'm watching these midgets try to market some million dollar secret on FOX right now ... funny stuff.

I want to shake the owners hand, good job on grabbing attention lol

emthree · 09-23-2004, 12:10 AM

haha frequent wanker points

Intresting idea, I'm not 100% clear on it
BUT
I would think a huge network would have to be involved to make such a card possible. Is this somewhat similar t o how a member joins SITE-A and then recieves access to SITE-B + C + D + E as a bonus?

emthree · 09-23-2004, 12:11 AM

This is the most I have ever posted in one sitting, does this make me an addict?

lock · 09-23-2004, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
haha frequent wanker points

Intresting idea, I'm not 100% clear on it
BUT
I would think a huge network would have to be involved to make such a card possible. Is this somewhat similar t o how a member joins SITE-A and then recieves access to SITE-B + C + D + E as a bonus?

well site A sells it they make a % of the interest site b c d e etc just allow access they might offer discounted upsells with a kickback from merchant for selling the AVS visa card.

Basically an AVS that gives out credit cards that offers cheaper upsells for the AVS visa card holder over regular other payment methods.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-23-2004, 02:22 AM

Bet $500,000 on Red and hope it hits.

Reak · 09-23-2004, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I wouldn't recommend posting million dollar ideas on GFY if you value them.

Dirty Dane · 09-23-2004, 02:31 AM

I advertised (spammed) at TV commercials with my CCBill ref-codes.

It did not work.... People could not remember the codes

Taboo · 09-23-2004, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
if you're so scared to tell anyone about your great idea, chances are it wasn't so great to begin with...

said the spider to the fly...

I'm going to start a site to sell an ebook for $1 listing as many "Million Dollar Ideas" ideas as I can... except for that "feeding mayo to live tuna" idea, I'm saving that one for myself.

seriously, here's a freebie:

Sell an "Orgasm Patch"
(and yes, orgasmpatch.com is already taken.)

oh wait, it's already coming out from P&G: "Intrinsa"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5222841/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_r...p-201506c.html
"Analysts have said drugs for female sexual dysfunction that prove effective in treating problems with desire, arousal or ability to achieve orgasm could garner sales in excess of $1 billion a year."

hmmm... time for Plan B: sell a patch to help women who are addicted to the Orgasm Patch.

wyldblyss · 09-23-2004, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I wouldn't recommend posting million dollar ideas on GFY if you value them.

Exactly! There are people here with enough money to get the idea off the ground

polish_aristocrat · 09-23-2004, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I wouldn't recommend posting million dollar ideas on GFY if you value them.

groark · 09-23-2004, 04:59 AM

Every one on earth gives me a dollar.

Crypt · 09-23-2004, 05:55 AM

wireless water pump

wedouglas · 09-23-2004, 05:59 AM

damn. i was really hoping to steal someones idea....guess ill just stick with my own which is using my jewish background to become friends with all the people who run this country (specifically hollywood, the media and banks - all the jews)

Evil1 · 09-23-2004, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
Damn it I was robbed!

I am talking about a simple device that can be added to any light bulb.

Get 4 of them at walmart for 29.95 or something like that.

the clapper

FlyingIguana · 09-23-2004, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
A device similar to what UPS uses to record a actual signature when making a purchase online.

That way companies actually have the hand written signatures.

Hell, make a program where you right click and sign with your mouse

a pin system would be better, then you could also add interac as a billing option

volante · 09-23-2004, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
www.ClarissaDarling.com = my money maker

I found this duck and my friend dared me to make a site like this after he saw some dude do it with a bunny and make 32K in 9 months lol

Quote:

Deadline: 1am on January 23rd.
Currently Collected: $12.46

Herb Kornfield · 09-23-2004, 08:17 AM

Reality cams in clubs with access terminals for club goers.

Here is the deal in somwhat organized detail.

Set up cams in clubs with terminal in each that can capture the audio and video in each club. Have this in as many time zones as possible so the surfer can pick from anywhere they want to and see whats happening at each club.

The surfer gets to hear beats at each club that they might have never heard if not on this offering, plus, you can have a terminal there set up for club goers to chat with the surfers hitting the cams. This makes for "live" interaction with the people at the party and the surfer at home.

This joins the reality paysite idea with real interaction, plus the surfer can get the " being there feeling" all from the comforts of their computer safely at home.

Surfers pay $20 to access the service and get to choose from as many cams as there are online at whatever given time.

The surfer gets new people to look at on a nightly basis, new music that isnt anywhere else, plus the ability to chat with people all over the globe at any time all from home.

I'd place the computer gear in the DJ booth and slap a dumb terminal for the club goers to use for chatting back to the surfers.

09-22-2004, 11:41 PM	#52
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	Indian Bangbus & Asian Bangbus. Each bus will be pimped out, with 20+ cameras in the rear cabin and custom paintjob by my friends at artist technicians Tough part: paying off local authorities. What do you guys think? BTW: Steal my idea and I will have the next hooker you sleep with bite off your cock, shove it down your throat and pinch your nose untill you suffocate and die. Have a good night. __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

09-22-2004, 11:43 PM	#53
Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	A porn friendly credit card so billers dont have to suck or charge you out the ass. __________________

09-22-2004, 11:48 PM	#54
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I have a million good ideas Shoes soles that repel gum. a back shaver for the single guy ( I actually have a diagram) A brothel that accepts airline miles. Feeding mayonaisse to live tuna fish...think about it. a velcro swtach for your thigh that attaches the tv remote to your pantleg while your other hand is down your pants. an "FDS" SPRAY" for men....although I think it's been invented, I think that's called "Axe" a colostomy bag for pooches- a kind of plastic bag that attaches to a dog's ass so they are practically maintenance free, you can call the product the true " Doggy Bag". Now being that this is GFY and most people believe everything they read here- I am joking abuot MOST of the aforementioned ides... :-)) My million dollar idea is in the process of benig created- say a prayer for me that I don't spend the rest of my life being the " sex tape guy they saw on TV, or the guy who dated Houston... U can see I have some BIG ideas to be working on __________________

09-22-2004, 11:49 PM	#56
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09-22-2004, 11:50 PM	#57
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	[QUOTE]Originally posted by kBizzle [B] Feeding mayonaisse to live tuna fish...think about it. [QUOTE] NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE __________________ [email protected]

09-22-2004, 11:41 PM	#51
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	50 million dollar ideas!

09-22-2004, 11:51 PM	#58
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	Non Adult Products: 1- Portable mixer cup (not saying more) 2- Gyroscope ball - Exersizes forearm area (difficult area to workout) This idea has already made, and I'm constantly squeezing my balls at what a shitty marketing job these guys have done. If I had the money, I would buy them over in a heartbeat. This idea is an obvious multimillion dollar idea in crazed fitness world. Everyone wants to be in shape and healthy. I have no fucking clue where these guys learned how to market their shit! I mean the hype of mouth to mouth is amazing, which is basically how sales are generated for them ... this is how I heard about the product to begin with. The item itself would have a great chance of making it big if it had a few modifications made to it and marketing was done properly. TV Exposure will clean out house ... this is how good it is (if properly explained) Excuse me going off, but it just pisses me off that I cannot do anything due to lack of funds and experience. oh and the funnier part to this story is the contact email listed on the package was an @aol.com address ... go figure. fucking shit __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

09-22-2004, 11:58 PM	#60
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I apologize for all the typo's I am stoned and really can't fucking type- but am having a good time cracking myself up , nonetheless I haven't been online in a few days... Sign up for Mensniche.com Great products Great guys... __________________

09-23-2004, 12:02 AM	#64
lock Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 5,065	A silly idea but not that silly. Many major retailers offer credit cards and other incentives eg: discounts, interest free in their stores etc How about a porno credit card eg AVS visa card, Frequent wankers points etc, Instead of charging to get into the website let them in for free they just have to apply for the porno card. The porno card gives free access to porn. The way it generates money is by commission on the interest for other things they buy on their visa card eg buying a TV on their visa. Kinda silly but a not so dumb idea. It has already been done to other retail industries so why not the adult. __________________ Traffic.Tools - 40+ Free Tools Free.Marketing - 150+ Free Tools Submission.Tools - 20+ Free Tools

09-23-2004, 12:06 AM	#65
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	I'm watching these midgets try to market some million dollar secret on FOX right now ... funny stuff. I want to shake the owners hand, good job on grabbing attention lol __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

09-23-2004, 12:10 AM	#66
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	haha frequent wanker points Intresting idea, I'm not 100% clear on it BUT I would think a huge network would have to be involved to make such a card possible. Is this somewhat similar t o how a member joins SITE-A and then recieves access to SITE-B + C + D + E as a bonus? __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

09-23-2004, 12:11 AM	#67
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	This is the most I have ever posted in one sitting, does this make me an addict? __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

09-23-2004, 02:22 AM	#69
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	Bet $500,000 on Red and hope it hits. __________________ Support a Good Cause

09-23-2004, 02:31 AM	#71
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09-23-2004, 04:59 AM	#75
groark So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 1,966	Every one on earth gives me a dollar.

09-23-2004, 05:55 AM	#76
Crypt Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,225	wireless water pump

09-23-2004, 05:59 AM	#77
wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	damn. i was really hoping to steal someones idea....guess ill just stick with my own which is using my jewish background to become friends with all the people who run this country (specifically hollywood, the media and banks - all the jews) Last edited by wedouglas; 09-23-2004 at 06:01 AM..

09-23-2004, 08:17 AM	#81
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Reality cams in clubs with access terminals for club goers. Here is the deal in somwhat organized detail. Set up cams in clubs with terminal in each that can capture the audio and video in each club. Have this in as many time zones as possible so the surfer can pick from anywhere they want to and see whats happening at each club. The surfer gets to hear beats at each club that they might have never heard if not on this offering, plus, you can have a terminal there set up for club goers to chat with the surfers hitting the cams. This makes for "live" interaction with the people at the party and the surfer at home. This joins the reality paysite idea with real interaction, plus the surfer can get the " being there feeling" all from the comforts of their computer safely at home. Surfers pay $20 to access the service and get to choose from as many cams as there are online at whatever given time. The surfer gets new people to look at on a nightly basis, new music that isnt anywhere else, plus the ability to chat with people all over the globe at any time all from home. I'd place the computer gear in the DJ booth and slap a dumb terminal for the club goers to use for chatting back to the surfers.