One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed .... - GoFuckYourself.com

Art Del Gado · 09-22-2004, 06:05 PM

My gf sent me this joke .. i thought it was funny. Its a bit long but worth the reading. !

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!!

What was that?!"

So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell
you...she as so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either

wdsguy · 09-22-2004, 06:07 PM

HAHAHA damn thats freakin awesome

Abyss_Vee · 09-22-2004, 06:09 PM

art u ass, where the hell u been

doober · 09-22-2004, 06:12 PM

holy shit thats afucking good one

WWC-Moe B. · 09-22-2004, 06:14 PM

man i just got married and you mean to tell me shit like this is going on???

NICE

Michael O · 09-22-2004, 06:15 PM

That was great

bangman · 09-22-2004, 06:16 PM

That was great

Nader · 09-22-2004, 06:49 PM

wow crazy

reynold · 09-22-2004, 06:54 PM

nice move! good one! LOL!

Spunky · 09-22-2004, 06:56 PM

Ha...good one

BrainDead · 09-22-2004, 06:56 PM

that's really funny man! thanks for sharing!

WWC · 09-23-2004, 01:44 AM

hahaha now thats a real payback!

Plan9 · 09-23-2004, 01:51 AM

haha thats fucking hilarious

digifan · 09-23-2004, 02:26 AM

Awesome joke

ocho-ocho · 09-23-2004, 02:41 AM

that was a GREAT one

Art Del Gado · 09-23-2004, 11:37 AM

I'm glad you guys like it ... i hit the floor when i read it...

jawanda · 09-23-2004, 11:42 AM

that is fucking awesome

Havoc_on_fire · 09-23-2004, 11:49 AM

LMAO... Those are the things that we all wish we could think of when our significant other cuts us off. Thanks for sharing... That was hillarious...

Manowar · 09-23-2004, 11:52 AM

dready · 09-23-2004, 11:55 AM

Holy fuck that's a good one!

.:St Ides:. · 09-23-2004, 11:58 AM

i don't get it

09-23-2004, 12:01 PM

Hahahahahah! That's pretty fuckng hillarious! Great contrast

Matt M · 09-23-2004, 12:02 PM

That was the best read i have had all day!!

Tricksy · 09-23-2004, 12:05 PM

It's funny.....NICE!!!

Fucksakes · 09-23-2004, 12:05 PM

I need to try that one day.

mahoney · 09-23-2004, 05:32 PM

TheMob · 09-23-2004, 05:35 PM

that is really funny.. good one

emthree · 09-23-2004, 07:10 PM

09-22-2004, 06:05 PM	#1
Art Del Gado Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 960	One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed .... My gf sent me this joke .. i thought it was funny. Its a bit long but worth the reading. ! One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she as so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either __________________ Art Del Gado ICQ: 616143

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