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09-22-2004, 05:07 PM
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News Release: Teacher Arrested
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashhahahahaha said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra
movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashhahahahaha said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of an absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x'and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." 
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09-22-2004, 05:09 PM
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09-22-2004, 05:10 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I feel like I got dumber just from reading that...
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09-22-2004, 05:10 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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not that far yet
but i do look forward to when they start arresting authors and publishers of free speech articles. it isnt far off now maybe a good old fashioned book burning would be a good way to show their true faces |
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09-22-2004, 05:10 PM
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09-22-2004, 05:12 PM
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hahah. oh man, at first I was like "wtfff'.
Then I got it. Im only a little slow :/ |
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09-22-2004, 05:13 PM
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Is what made me nearly spit out my ice water. |
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09-22-2004, 05:13 PM
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09-22-2004, 05:15 PM
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Yea NewBreed had to explain it to me...
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09-22-2004, 05:16 PM
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09-22-2004, 05:18 PM
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Let's do some business.
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 Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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09-22-2004, 05:19 PM
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That's some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while
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09-22-2004, 05:20 PM
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lol, that was great
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09-22-2004, 05:21 PM
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09-22-2004, 06:01 PM
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Ryde or Die
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is this suppose to be funny?
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09-22-2004, 06:11 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That was funny.
Damn people relax.
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