News Release: Teacher Arrested
 

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashhahahahaha said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra
movement.

He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math
instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashhahahahaha said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of an absolute value.

They use secret code names like 'x'and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."







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I feel like I got dumber just from reading that...

not that far yet

but i do look forward to when they start arresting authors and publishers of free speech articles.

it isnt far off now

maybe a good old fashioned book burning would be a good way to show their true faces

Cool, I'm glad somone else got it...lol

hahah. oh man, at first I was like "wtfff'.
Then I got it.
Im only a little slow :/

member of the notorious al-gebra

Is what made me nearly spit out my ice water.

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Yea NewBreed had to explain it to me...

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Who cares, she's hot as hell.

That's some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while :thumbsup

lol, that was great :glugglug

I know she is hot, but alas I do not care about the looks of others.

is this suppose to be funny?

That was funny.


Damn people relax.