Extremely Funny Excuse Notes - GoFuckYourself.com

riosluts · 09-19-2004, 10:31 AM

"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a
parent. "Please execute him."

"Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick
and I had her shot."

Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,
and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.

Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very
close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.

Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his
boots leak.

Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to
get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.

Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not
find him till I started making the beds.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a
funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the
weekend with the Marine's.

Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going
around school, her father even got hot last night.

fris · 09-19-2004, 10:32 AM

funny stuff

the funeral one i guess you can only use so many times

spamofon · 09-19-2004, 10:36 AM

Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.

Nolamer · 09-19-2004, 10:37 AM

funny

Manowar · 09-19-2004, 10:39 AM

Marcus Aurelius · 09-19-2004, 11:43 AM

I would have believed most of them, but you lost me with this one....

Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.

polish_aristocrat · 09-19-2004, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to
get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.

lol, this one is the funniest

VirtuMike · 09-19-2004, 11:47 AM

Please excuse Epstein from class. He has laryngitis.

Signed,
Epstein's mom.

Sweathog4Life!

09-19-2004, 10:31 AM	#1
riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	Extremely Funny Excuse Notes "My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a parent. "Please execute him." "Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot." Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very close veins. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits. Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not find him till I started making the beds. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a funeral. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marine's. Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around school, her father even got hot last night. __________________

09-19-2004, 10:32 AM	#2
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09-19-2004, 11:47 AM	#8
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	Please excuse Epstein from class. He has laryngitis. Signed, Epstein's mom. Sweathog4Life! __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

09-19-2004, 10:36 AM	#3
spamofon Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,999	Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.

09-19-2004, 10:37 AM	#4
Nolamer Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 212	funny

09-19-2004, 10:39 AM	#5
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09-19-2004, 11:43 AM	#6
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I would have believed most of them, but you lost me with this one.... Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.