Extremely Funny Excuse Notes
 

"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a
parent. "Please execute him."

"Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick
and I had her shot."

Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,
and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.

Mary could not come to school because she has been bothered by very
close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.

Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his
boots leak.

Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forget to
get the Sunday paper off the porch. and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.

Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not
find him till I started making the beds.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend a
funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the
weekend with the Marine's.

Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
the berst either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going
around school, her father even got hot last night.

funny stuff :) the funeral one i guess you can only use so many times :)

Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

funny:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

I would have believed most of them, but you lost me with this one....

Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.

lol, this one is the funniest :thumbsup

Please excuse Epstein from class. He has laryngitis.

Signed,
Epstein's mom.



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