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09-21-2004, 10:16 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Harlem,New York
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Soldier Ashamed by Donkey Sex
"An Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today. The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village... 'He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action,' the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity. The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married... According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US 5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry." ? Herald Sun (Australia)
If your only alternative for sexual release is to cough up five grand ? which must seem like fifty grand in Afghanistan ? for a bride or to steal away with a donkey, you have to admit the donkey looks like a pretty attractive option. Why waste your life savings on a temporary pleasure? The donkey might not be quite as attractive as the local women, but they wear those head-to-toe tents anyway. Throw a scrap of canvas over the donkey and it probably makes a decent surrogate. |
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09-21-2004, 10:21 AM
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: California
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09-21-2004, 10:47 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Seat 1A
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How dare he cheat on the camel!
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09-21-2004, 11:35 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,486
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Funny, but hell, at least he wasn't raping a women like a lot of soldiers do.
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09-21-2004, 11:36 AM
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Ryde or Die
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Location: California-Shanghai
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09-21-2004, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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lol... that's embarassing.
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09-21-2004, 11:40 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,240
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I would have claimed that the donkey was raping me. These Afgan people need to learn how to spin these stories.
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09-21-2004, 11:43 AM
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The Profiler
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Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
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