| LadyGardenSnake |
09-21-2004 10:16 AM |
Soldier Ashamed by Donkey Sex
"An Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today. The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village... 'He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action,' the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity. The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married... According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US 5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry." ? Herald Sun (Australia)
If your only alternative for sexual release is to cough up five grand ? which must seem like fifty grand in Afghanistan ? for a bride or to steal away with a donkey, you have to admit the donkey looks like a pretty attractive option. Why waste your life savings on a temporary pleasure? The donkey might not be quite as attractive as the local women, but they wear those head-to-toe tents anyway. Throw a scrap of canvas over the donkey and it probably makes a decent surrogate.
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