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KRL · 09-16-2004, 08:28 PM

Starting next week, all airline passengers must take off their jackets before passing through metal detectors and will be subjected to pat-down searches and checks for explosives.

Screaming · 09-16-2004, 08:29 PM

i can honestly say that doesnt surprise me at all

gornyhuy · 09-16-2004, 08:30 PM

Whats wrong with that? Security measures already in place seem a lot more extreme. I'm a clean cut white dude and I get my shoes scanned and get patted down pretty often, plus they do explosive swabs on my laptop every time.

Marcus · 09-16-2004, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Starting next week, all airline passengers must take off their jackets before passing through metal detectors and will be subjected to pat-down searches and checks for explosives.

good!
Anything that makes us safer while flying, im all for it.

Juicy D. Links · 09-16-2004, 08:30 PM

just heard that on the news

Next time i fly I am walking through like this

smack · 09-16-2004, 08:30 PM

ican't wait until the full body cavity search is mandatory.

KRL · 09-16-2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
just heard that on the news

Next time i fly I am walking through like this

Juicy I bet you get checked a lot.

mary34d · 09-16-2004, 08:32 PM

?????

wtf!!! they always make me take off my jacket....even if the metal detector doesn't go off.....

I think i've been getting owned.

09-16-2004, 08:32 PM

That happened to me last year when I arrived in FL. I had a suit on and I had to take everything off..Shoes and all because the detector kept going off. I found out that it was a gum wrapper setting it off.

Oh well..Whatever makes us safer.

reynold · 09-16-2004, 08:32 PM

not a surprise but thanks for the information anyway...

David! · 09-16-2004, 08:33 PM

That ain't the worst, they found out the 2 women who blew up those Russian planes had explosives in their vaginas

Varius · 09-16-2004, 08:33 PM

Don't they already do that? I"ve had them ask me to remove my shoes before.....a jacket is much easier.

BrainDead · 09-16-2004, 08:34 PM

they should have done that before! it's for the passengers to be more secured. it's for our own benefits!

Juicy D. Links · 09-16-2004, 08:34 PM

for FLA while we were stuck at Laguardia I went out like 12 times to smoke so I had to go through 12x , no issues.

Juicy D. Links · 09-16-2004, 08:36 PM

they should make everyone walk through naked

Steve · 09-16-2004, 08:36 PM

I had to take off my shoes, and remove my belt, when I flew this week.

Fuck it, at least they didn't make me turn my head and cough.

OzMan · 09-16-2004, 08:36 PM

no problemo

I take off my jacket, belt, shoes already as I like to get thru' first time, not like those inconsiderate fucks who beep and then do "oh yeah" and start to pull out 50 bucks in quarters from 12 different pockets...

I also like the old "dogs" and new (fibre disc things) combination for explosives detection.

Oh and Pat down should be by a member of the OPPOSITE sex.

Was this a little

?....

WiredGuy · 09-16-2004, 08:38 PM

Whats wrong with that, they make people take off their shoes and belts so removing a jacket seems reasonable.

WG

Sly · 09-16-2004, 08:39 PM

I get my shoes taken off every time. This is one of those situations where the commission is damned if they do, and damned if they don't.

They don't require this and someone gets through with a bomb in their jacket, the first thing that will happen is everybody bitching because they didn't check the jackets good enough. They do require this and we have everybody bitching that it's a pain, annoying, a hassle, etc.

People just need to quit their bitching and realize that life isn't perfect. Sometimes it sucks and is a hassle. If they want to check my jacket for bombs, I have no problem with it. I can then feel comfortable knowing that Abdul will be getting his jacket checked as well.

Marcus · 09-16-2004, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
they should make everyone walk through naked

and stay that way during the flight.

Fucksakes · 09-16-2004, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
they should make everyone walk through naked

new reality site coming soon now lol.

Fucksakes · 09-16-2004, 08:42 PM

oh wait as i think about it... it already been done.

B40 · 09-16-2004, 08:43 PM

Big deal...they pat you down when you go to a club nowadays

BradM · 09-16-2004, 08:46 PM

That happened to me at Vancouver airport before. Nothing new.

Babagirls · 09-16-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
?????

wtf!!! they always make me take off my jacket....even if the metal detector doesn't go off.....

I think i've been getting owned.

same here. and my shoes, and they check my suitcase too.

theking · 09-16-2004, 08:53 PM

Well...I quit flying prior to all of the current "security" checks (because of my back) but even if I hadn't there is no way in hell that I would submit myself to...what I consider to be a humiliating experience.

I will not submit myself to questioning...or search of any kind...unless I have been placed under arrest...and even then I will be complaining.

Vanilla DeVille · 09-16-2004, 08:54 PM

I am not surprised at all.... Hell, I got frisked coming back home from the Miami Internext! Almost missed my flight because of it!

KRL · 09-16-2004, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by theking
Well...I quit flying prior to all of the current "security" checks (because of my back) but even if I hadn't there is no way in hell that I would submit myself to...what I consider to be a humiliating experience.

I will not submit myself to questioning...or search of any kind...unless I have been placed under arrest...and even then I will be complaining.

LOL - You're going to tell them they can't search you cause you're TheKing.

mary34d · 09-16-2004, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
same here. and my shoes, and they check my suitcase too.

me too. the funniest thing was the little security asian guy's face grabbed my silver bullet vibrator and turned it on.

SmokeyTheBear · 09-16-2004, 09:00 PM

They could strip you naked and put airmarshalls on every second row, but the plain simple fact is, when you get on the airplane there are literally thousands of metal objects that could be used as a weapon already on the plane... In business class they still give you metal knives or metal tea stir poker things, that are very lethal, your like 10 feet from the cockpit that is frequented by the stewards. Once you have a hostage or are in the cockpit , its over... You could down any 767 with a shoelace i bet.. Just play the odds and have 10 people hijack 767's with a shoelace and i can almost guarantee one would succeed.

With a small diamond stud chisel you could bust through an airplane window and de-pressurize the plane.

Until they use the obvious solution that has already been explained many times to no avail..

THE COCKPIT SHOULD NOT BE ACCESIBLE FROM THE CABIN.

That solves most of the problems right there. ( like 9/11 would never have happened )

They already have an access below the cockpit, they just need to bar the doors, and add an access from below. Very easy to modify almost every plane.

I think to solve problems people need to think like criminals.

Show me a good lock and i will stick a giant crack rock on the other side and watch how quick a crackhead gets it..

VirtuMike · 09-16-2004, 09:00 PM

Every single one of who who finds this acceptable deserves to have every right you have taken away.

The fact that you are boarding an airplane does NOT make you a suspect in a crime that hasn't happened yet. There is no probable cause, and the Constitution and Bill of Rights describe unreasonable search and seizure.

theking · 09-16-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
LOL - You're going to tell them they can't search you cause you're TheKing.

I told you that I quit flying prior to the BS...but even if I hadn't I would not fly now...because of the bullshit. Now just how is that funny?

abyss_al · 09-16-2004, 09:02 PM

wow....... sad.

KRL · 09-16-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by VirtuMike
Every single one of who who finds this acceptable deserves to have every right you have taken away.

The fact that you are boarding an airplane does NOT make you a suspect in a crime that hasn't happened yet. There is no probable cause, and the Constitution and Bill of Rights describe unreasonable search and seizure.

Finally someone that thinks like I do.

xxxoutsourcing · 09-16-2004, 09:03 PM

Some airports do that already.
I prefer to spend a little more time on security, so i'm not bothered.

beemk · 09-16-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
?????

wtf!!! they always make me take off my jacket....even if the metal detector doesn't go off.....

I think i've been getting owned.

they wanna see your boobs

pussyluver · 09-16-2004, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
me too. the funniest thing was the little security asian guy's face grabbed my silver bullet vibrator and turned it on.

Dawgy · 09-16-2004, 09:06 PM

everytime i go thru security they seem to be searching & patting down little children & old ladies.

theking · 09-16-2004, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by VirtuMike
Every single one of who who finds this acceptable deserves to have every right you have taken away.

The fact that you are boarding an airplane does NOT make you a suspect in a crime that hasn't happened yet. There is no probable cause, and the Constitution and Bill of Rights describe unreasonable search and seizure.

Exactly...that is why I would not fly...even if I had not already quit flying. I will not submit myself to questioning or search...unless a law enforcement officer has officially placed me under arrest.

SexuallyDriven · 09-16-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by pussyluver

FilthyRob · 09-16-2004, 09:12 PM

They should just strip search and body cavity search everyone!

They frisked my 12 year old son about 4 years ago at LAX. Against a wall and everything. He is the most innocent looking kid ever, well at least he used to be.

Shoehorn! · 09-16-2004, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Starting next week, all airline passengers must take off their jackets before passing through metal detectors and will be subjected to pat-down searches and checks for explosives.

They've made passengers take off their jackets for awhile now.

Mike Panic · 09-16-2004, 09:31 PM

on my way back from cali this weekend i was checking in for my flight in san fransico and while waiting in the line to go thru the metal detectors, there was a line of budest monks in their robes, shaved heads and man sandles... the security guards were taking an extra special liking to them... come on! they are MONKS

FlyingIguana · 09-16-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
just heard that on the news

Next time i fly I am walking through like this

is that a bomb or are you just happy to see me?

mary34d · 09-16-2004, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
is that a bomb or are you just happy to see me?

LOL

Vitasoy · 09-16-2004, 10:06 PM

Better safe, then sorry I guess...

AnalProbe · 09-16-2004, 11:36 PM

I never get searched.

Maybe it's because I always wear my leather WW2 pilot helmet.

Steve · 09-16-2004, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by VirtuMike
Every single one of who who finds this acceptable deserves to have every right you have taken away.

simmer down now

Nobody said it is acceptable, but nobody wants to be the guy putting up a fuss, and getting the cavity search behind the curtain - capice?

rickholio · 09-16-2004, 11:48 PM

Every time I've flown, I've always had more thorough security from canadian guards than US.

The last time I went through LAX the guy didn't even wave his little wand over me... and this was last summer when it was supposed to be a 'fuscia alert' or whatever the fuck that rainbow of fruit flavor system was set to. They had guys running around with supersized dentists' mirrors checking all the cars, but apparently the people were okay.

Don't get me wrong, I have no desire to do a latex sphincter dance in some side room because I'm a foreign national... but hell, I'm a foreign national. How can you claim other countries are 'porous' and let through 'undesirables' when you don't even match my face to my passport half the time?

Steen2 · 09-16-2004, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Starting next week, all airline passengers must take off their jackets before passing through metal detectors and will be subjected to pat-down searches and checks for explosives.

pat downs feel good. I love going to concerts for that reason!

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	just heard that on the news Next time i fly I am walking through like this

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shermo Guest Posts: n/a	That happened to me last year when I arrived in FL. I had a suit on and I had to take everything off..Shoes and all because the detector kept going off. I found out that it was a gum wrapper setting it off. Oh well..Whatever makes us safer.

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	not a surprise but thanks for the information anyway...

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David! By the wrath of Agamemnon Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 6,501	That ain't the worst, they found out the 2 women who blew up those Russian planes had explosives in their vaginas __________________ .

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BrainDead So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,536	they should have done that before! it's for the passengers to be more secured. it's for our own benefits!

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	they should make everyone walk through naked

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Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	I had to take off my shoes, and remove my belt, when I flew this week. Fuck it, at least they didn't make me turn my head and cough.

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OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	no problemo I take off my jacket, belt, shoes already as I like to get thru' first time, not like those inconsiderate fucks who beep and then do "oh yeah" and start to pull out 50 bucks in quarters from 12 different pockets... I also like the old "dogs" and new (fibre disc things) combination for explosives detection. Oh and Pat down should be by a member of the OPPOSITE sex. Was this a little ?....

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Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,360	I get my shoes taken off every time. This is one of those situations where the commission is damned if they do, and damned if they don't. They don't require this and someone gets through with a bomb in their jacket, the first thing that will happen is everybody bitching because they didn't check the jackets good enough. They do require this and we have everybody bitching that it's a pain, annoying, a hassle, etc. People just need to quit their bitching and realize that life isn't perfect. Sometimes it sucks and is a hassle. If they want to check my jacket for bombs, I have no problem with it. I can then feel comfortable knowing that Abdul will be getting his jacket checked as well.

09-16-2004, 08:42 PM	#22
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	oh wait as i think about it... it already been done.

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theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	Well...I quit flying prior to all of the current "security" checks (because of my back) but even if I hadn't there is no way in hell that I would submit myself to...what I consider to be a humiliating experience. I will not submit myself to questioning...or search of any kind...unless I have been placed under arrest...and even then I will be complaining. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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rickholio Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nor'easterland Posts: 1,914	Every time I've flown, I've always had more thorough security from canadian guards than US. The last time I went through LAX the guy didn't even wave his little wand over me... and this was last summer when it was supposed to be a 'fuscia alert' or whatever the fuck that rainbow of fruit flavor system was set to. They had guys running around with supersized dentists' mirrors checking all the cars, but apparently the people were okay. Don't get me wrong, I have no desire to do a latex sphincter dance in some side room because I'm a foreign national... but hell, I'm a foreign national. How can you claim other countries are 'porous' and let through 'undesirables' when you don't even match my face to my passport half the time?