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Webmasterbaby · 07-20-2001, 09:50 AM

An American arrives in Sydney (Australia,Northern Hemosphere)

and jumps in a Taxi, as they drive over a large bridge the American goes "wow that is a big bridge, hey driver how long did that take to build" the Taxi driver replies "about 15years" "15 years says the american in the USA we would have done it in 5years". About 5min later they pass the Sydney Tower. the american says "WOW that is a tall tower! how long did that take to build?" the Taxi driver answers "7years".
The american again says shit we buid those things in under 4 years. 10min later they pass the sydney Opera House the american goes
wow what the fu.. is that ? that is a great building, tell me pal how long did that take to build?
The Taxi driver replies I got no fucking Idea
it wasn't here yesterday!
:-)
There has been alot of negativity on this board being posted lately so i thought i'd try to start the weekend with a litle joke "thread".
If you have one i'd like to hear it, post your best one here now!

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TGP

fever · 07-20-2001, 09:58 AM

Why did God create pussy-fungus? So that also the girls would get to know how it is to live with a irritating pussy

Webmasterbaby · 07-20-2001, 10:05 AM

Why don't Midgets wear Tampons ?

Because they trip over the string.

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fever · 07-20-2001, 10:19 AM

Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
"Hey, Antonio," said Luigi. "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one seen you around."
"Donna talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna da jail."
"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail?"
"Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna da beech, and the cops come, arresta me and throw me inna jail"
"But dey donna throw you in jail just for lying onna da beech!" Luigi countered.
"Yeah, but dissa beech was ascreamin' and akickin' and ayellin'."

fever · 07-20-2001, 10:20 AM

During the first week of marriage, two deaf people find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After many nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, if you want to have sex with me when the lights are out, just reach over and squeeze my left breast once. And, if you don't want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my right breast once."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Okay, and if you want to have sex with me, just reach over and pull on my penis once. And, if you don't want to have sex, just reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times."

DamageX · 07-20-2001, 10:27 AM

Q: What's red and jumps around in circles, screaming?
A: Santa Claus kicked in the balls

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DamageX

Susan · 07-20-2001, 10:34 AM

NEWSFLASH:......British Airways have grounded all of their Aircraft.
They found 4 inch cracks in all the stewardesses!

Susan · 07-20-2001, 10:36 AM

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
Being fingered by Captain Hook.

Logic · 07-20-2001, 10:52 AM

This is a true story of a 3rd grader in North Dakota giving his Show And Tell after summer break....

"One day when I was down by Allers Lake, a rat came and took me by the pants..."

And if you don't think that's funny you should hear the rest of the jokes my dad has repeated over and over for the past 28 years...

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fever · 07-20-2001, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Susan:
What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
Being fingered by Captain Hook.

Ouch...that hurts...

Webmasterbaby · 07-20-2001, 09:36 PM

LMFHO
That does hurt but its funny..

Q: What do Elephants use a Tampons ?

A: Sheep

Q: How does a Kiwi ( Newzealander )find sheep in long grass?

A: Delightfull

:-)

07-20-2001, 09:50 AM	#1
Webmasterbaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 192	Americans - Europeans - Canadinans - Aussies.....? An American arrives in Sydney (Australia,Northern Hemosphere) and jumps in a Taxi, as they drive over a large bridge the American goes "wow that is a big bridge, hey driver how long did that take to build" the Taxi driver replies "about 15years" "15 years says the american in the USA we would have done it in 5years". About 5min later they pass the Sydney Tower. the american says "WOW that is a tall tower! how long did that take to build?" the Taxi driver answers "7years". The american again says shit we buid those things in under 4 years. 10min later they pass the sydney Opera House the american goes wow what the fu.. is that ? that is a great building, tell me pal how long did that take to build? The Taxi driver replies I got no fucking Idea it wasn't here yesterday! :-) There has been alot of negativity on this board being posted lately so i thought i'd try to start the weekend with a litle joke "thread". If you have one i'd like to hear it, post your best one here now! http://www.porn-haven.com TGP

07-20-2001, 09:58 AM	#2
fever Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 228	Why did God create pussy-fungus? So that also the girls would get to know how it is to live with a irritating pussy

07-20-2001, 10:05 AM	#3
Webmasterbaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 192	Why don't Midgets wear Tampons ? Because they trip over the string. http://www.porn-haven.com/webmaster.html Submit galleries here

07-20-2001, 10:19 AM	#4
fever Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 228	Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi. "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one seen you around." "Donna talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna da jail." "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail?" "Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna da beech, and the cops come, arresta me and throw me inna jail" "But dey donna throw you in jail just for lying onna da beech!" Luigi countered. "Yeah, but dissa beech was ascreamin' and akickin' and ayellin'."

07-20-2001, 10:20 AM	#5
fever Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 228	During the first week of marriage, two deaf people find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After many nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, if you want to have sex with me when the lights are out, just reach over and squeeze my left breast once. And, if you don't want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my right breast once." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Okay, and if you want to have sex with me, just reach over and pull on my penis once. And, if you don't want to have sex, just reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times."

07-20-2001, 10:27 AM	#6
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	Q: What's red and jumps around in circles, screaming? A: Santa Claus kicked in the balls ------------------ Respect, DamageX

07-20-2001, 10:34 AM	#7
Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	NEWSFLASH:......British Airways have grounded all of their Aircraft. They found 4 inch cracks in all the stewardesses!

07-20-2001, 10:36 AM	#8
Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? Being fingered by Captain Hook.

07-20-2001, 10:52 AM	#9
Logic Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA, US Posts: 14	This is a true story of a 3rd grader in North Dakota giving his Show And Tell after summer break.... "One day when I was down by Allers Lake, a rat came and took me by the pants..." And if you don't think that's funny you should hear the rest of the jokes my dad has repeated over and over for the past 28 years... ------------------ Logic: The science of reasoning... [This message has been edited by Logic (edited 07-20-2001).] [This message has been edited by Logic (edited 07-20-2001).]

07-20-2001, 09:36 PM	#11
Webmasterbaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 192	LMFHO That does hurt but its funny.. Q: What do Elephants use a Tampons ? A: Sheep Q: How does a Kiwi ( Newzealander )find sheep in long grass? A: Delightfull :-)