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Old 09-16-2004, 02:46 PM   #1
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i am working on the distance of my cumshot

i am incorporating various techniques from different stars and their methods. i want to be able to shoot over 4 feet from a standing position.

any pointers for me?
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:49 PM   #2
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build up the orgasm over time.... when ready to cum... stop.... continue... stop...etc... then when ready to blow your load hold it back as long as you can before it just comes flying out.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:49 PM   #3
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:50 PM   #4
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someone here say's you should eat a lot of carrot

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Old 09-16-2004, 02:51 PM   #5
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Well if you are uncircumsized, I have a method which should allow you to hit that mark very easily.

1) Do not jerk off for 2 days, to allow enough volume to build up

2) Jerk off until you are *close* then relax for 5 minutes or so. Repeat about 10 times.

3) When you are going for the shot, start pumping very fast on the base, only going up an inch or two...work your way like this to the head, then when you are about to blow try and concentrate to hold it in as long as possible. The longer you can hold it here, the further it will shoot!! When you are about to blow, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back hard, so it doesn't get in the way and slow down your projectile.

Following this method, you should be hitting ceilings in no time

Watch out though, once I was with a girl and it hit her ceiling then vanished...we think it fell back down into her can of Pepsi
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:51 PM   #6
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nothing help really, it is your internal organs that create the pressure for distance....if you can find a way to muscle up your prostate you in business...
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:54 PM   #7
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Why didn't you ask me earilier man, we got pills for that! J/J man, we do have pills that say they do it but I would never say they work 100% without trying them and right now I am training so I am not going to do anything but concentrate on that. Try the above listed stuff, if anything it will build up your keigals and you will be able to prolong orgasm, win/win for you and your partner.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:54 PM   #8
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The Kegel exercise regimen for men is far less complicated for women because there isn't a sexually complicated vagina involved. While men may greatly enhance their enjoyment of sex by doing Kegel exercises, it's the women who can greatly increase the pleasure for both her and the man by learning to contract and hold this muscle during intercourse so that the pleasure for both partners is greatly increased. However, after several weeks you should notice a higher erection angle, increased ejaculation distance and volume, and more intense orgasms.
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:55 PM   #9
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nothing help really, it is your internal organs that create the pressure for distance....if you can find a way to muscle up your prostate you in business...
You can exercise a muscle that I think may have osme effect as well (not your prostate but something close).

Basically, you pretend you are taking a piss and then 'stop' it....that muscle you feel flexed is one you can exercise =)

I think its called the PCS or something but not sure
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:58 PM   #10
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Old 09-16-2004, 02:59 PM   #11
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I agree with the stop and go method.
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:00 PM   #12
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i am fascinated by the advice given so far. please continue...






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i swear i am gonna make my cumshot so powerful that the chick that gets hit by it will get a blackeye
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:03 PM   #13
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It's easy, don't blow a wad for a few days, get REALLY turned on and hold it as long as you can. You'll have whatever distance you're naturally endowed with. There's not much you can do to increase it.
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:23 PM   #14
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I would like to increase my target accuracey as well as my distance. I wanna be able to hit a ho between the eyes at 20 feet. I'd be the worlds most sought after porn star
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:25 PM   #15
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:26 PM   #16
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I would like to increase my target accuracey as well as my distance. I wanna be able to hit a ho between the eyes at 20 feet. I'd be the worlds most sought after porn star

hmmm, dude you could shoot squirrels off a tree if you could shoot 20 feet away
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:26 PM   #17
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Old 09-16-2004, 03:27 PM   #18
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Old 09-16-2004, 04:14 PM   #19
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Old 09-16-2004, 04:27 PM   #20
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my wife thanks you for the good tips
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Old 09-16-2004, 04:52 PM   #21
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Old 09-16-2004, 04:57 PM   #22
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this thread has made me feel very uneasy with myself lol
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Old 09-16-2004, 04:59 PM   #23
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right before you nut, let go of your dick for like 2 seconds so its like a 'stall' then right when you grab back on it'll shoot far.. that's how it works for me.. like if im having sex with my g/f and pull out and we're in a wierd position and it takes me a second to grab my penis and get in proper shooting position.. or something like that
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Old 09-16-2004, 05:04 PM   #25
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Old 09-16-2004, 06:04 PM   #26
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Well if you are uncircumsized, I have a method which should allow you to hit that mark very easily.

1) Do not jerk off for 2 days, to allow enough volume to build up

2) Jerk off until you are *close* then relax for 5 minutes or so. Repeat about 10 times.

3) When you are going for the shot, start pumping very fast on the base, only going up an inch or two...work your way like this to the head, then when you are about to blow try and concentrate to hold it in as long as possible. The longer you can hold it here, the further it will shoot!! When you are about to blow, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back hard, so it doesn't get in the way and slow down your projectile.

Following this method, you should be hitting ceilings in no time

Watch out though, once I was with a girl and it hit her ceiling then vanished...we think it fell back down into her can of Pepsi
That is just what I started doing... I call it "loading the gun" and it has been working like a charm. I'm a small load guy so this really helps me out.
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Old 09-16-2004, 06:08 PM   #27
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build up the orgasm over time.... when ready to cum... stop.... continue... stop...etc... then when ready to blow your load hold it back as long as you can before it just comes flying out.
i agree with this one! very cool suggestion you have there! i like it. lol
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Old 09-16-2004, 06:09 PM   #28
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