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MrIzzz 09-16-2004 02:46 PM

i am working on the distance of my cumshot
 
i am incorporating various techniques from different stars and their methods. i want to be able to shoot over 4 feet from a standing position.

any pointers for me?

Ice 09-16-2004 02:49 PM

build up the orgasm over time.... when ready to cum... stop.... continue... stop...etc... then when ready to blow your load hold it back as long as you can before it just comes flying out.

MattO 09-16-2004 02:49 PM

Put a big ass fan behind you.

adamneve 09-16-2004 02:50 PM

someone here say's you should eat a lot of carrot

don't ask me for what :glugglug

Varius 09-16-2004 02:51 PM

Well if you are uncircumsized, I have a method which should allow you to hit that mark very easily.

1) Do not jerk off for 2 days, to allow enough volume to build up

2) Jerk off until you are *close* then relax for 5 minutes or so. Repeat about 10 times.

3) When you are going for the shot, start pumping very fast on the base, only going up an inch or two...work your way like this to the head, then when you are about to blow try and concentrate to hold it in as long as possible. The longer you can hold it here, the further it will shoot!! When you are about to blow, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back hard, so it doesn't get in the way and slow down your projectile.

Following this method, you should be hitting ceilings in no time :Graucho

Watch out though, once I was with a girl and it hit her ceiling then vanished...we think it fell back down into her can of Pepsi :1orglaugh

Jace 09-16-2004 02:51 PM

nothing help really, it is your internal organs that create the pressure for distance....if you can find a way to muscle up your prostate you in business...

jade_dragon 09-16-2004 02:54 PM

Why didn't you ask me earilier man, we got pills for that! J/J man, we do have pills that say they do it but I would never say they work 100% without trying them and right now I am training so I am not going to do anything but concentrate on that. Try the above listed stuff, if anything it will build up your keigals and you will be able to prolong orgasm, win/win for you and your partner.

PenetratinP 09-16-2004 02:54 PM

http://www.sex-project.com/kegels.shtml

Kegel Exercises for Men

The Kegel exercise regimen for men is far less complicated for women because there isn't a sexually complicated vagina involved. While men may greatly enhance their enjoyment of sex by doing Kegel exercises, it's the women who can greatly increase the pleasure for both her and the man by learning to contract and hold this muscle during intercourse so that the pleasure for both partners is greatly increased. However, after several weeks you should notice a higher erection angle, increased ejaculation distance and volume, and more intense orgasms.

Varius 09-16-2004 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
nothing help really, it is your internal organs that create the pressure for distance....if you can find a way to muscle up your prostate you in business...
You can exercise a muscle that I think may have osme effect as well (not your prostate but something close).

Basically, you pretend you are taking a piss and then 'stop' it....that muscle you feel flexed is one you can exercise =)

I think its called the PCS or something but not sure

Reak 09-16-2004 02:58 PM

get in line everyone :winkwink:

johnvod 09-16-2004 02:59 PM

I agree with the stop and go method.

MrIzzz 09-16-2004 03:00 PM

i am fascinated by the advice given so far. please continue...






lolololol






i swear i am gonna make my cumshot so powerful that the chick that gets hit by it will get a blackeye:thumbsup

CET 09-16-2004 03:03 PM

It's easy, don't blow a wad for a few days, get REALLY turned on and hold it as long as you can. You'll have whatever distance you're naturally endowed with. There's not much you can do to increase it.

Wilbo 09-16-2004 03:23 PM

I would like to increase my target accuracey as well as my distance. I wanna be able to hit a ho between the eyes at 20 feet. I'd be the worlds most sought after porn star :Graucho

Manowar 09-16-2004 03:25 PM

:1orglaugh

MrIzzz 09-16-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilbo
I would like to increase my target accuracey as well as my distance. I wanna be able to hit a ho between the eyes at 20 feet. I'd be the worlds most sought after porn star :Graucho

hmmm, dude you could shoot squirrels off a tree if you could shoot 20 feet away:thumbsup

DimeStoreNovel 09-16-2004 03:26 PM

you need a girlfriend dude, you really do.

wdsguy 09-16-2004 03:27 PM

u have too much time on your hands

titmowse 09-16-2004 04:14 PM

where's the fire?

Fred Quimby 09-16-2004 04:27 PM

my wife thanks you for the good tips:1orglaugh

SexuallyDriven 09-16-2004 04:52 PM

:1orglaugh

SlutFinder 09-16-2004 04:57 PM

this thread has made me feel very uneasy with myself lol

brizzad 09-16-2004 04:59 PM

right before you nut, let go of your dick for like 2 seconds so its like a 'stall' then right when you grab back on it'll shoot far.. that's how it works for me.. like if im having sex with my g/f and pull out and we're in a wierd position and it takes me a second to grab my penis and get in proper shooting position.. or something like that

hova 09-16-2004 05:01 PM

If I would do my best I could shoot holes in my girls

ASK A RABBI 09-16-2004 05:04 PM

maybe you should rub some lox on it:thumbsup

DWB 09-16-2004 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Varius
Well if you are uncircumsized, I have a method which should allow you to hit that mark very easily.

1) Do not jerk off for 2 days, to allow enough volume to build up

2) Jerk off until you are *close* then relax for 5 minutes or so. Repeat about 10 times.

3) When you are going for the shot, start pumping very fast on the base, only going up an inch or two...work your way like this to the head, then when you are about to blow try and concentrate to hold it in as long as possible. The longer you can hold it here, the further it will shoot!! When you are about to blow, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back hard, so it doesn't get in the way and slow down your projectile.

Following this method, you should be hitting ceilings in no time :Graucho

Watch out though, once I was with a girl and it hit her ceiling then vanished...we think it fell back down into her can of Pepsi :1orglaugh

That is just what I started doing... I call it "loading the gun" and it has been working like a charm. I'm a small load guy so this really helps me out.

reynold 09-16-2004 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
build up the orgasm over time.... when ready to cum... stop.... continue... stop...etc... then when ready to blow your load hold it back as long as you can before it just comes flying out.
i agree with this one! very cool suggestion you have there! i like it. lol:thumbsup

sickkittens 09-16-2004 06:09 PM

Pretend that your mom is laying down in front of you.

Za Ha 09-16-2004 06:58 PM

Do you take a running start?

mary34d 09-16-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
Put a big ass fan behind you.
LOL


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