Who says the Canadian authorities are uptight? - GoFuckYourself.com

undermyspell · 09-08-2004, 11:26 AM

So, this is my first trip to Canada for the Qwebec Expo this past weekend and I completely wasn't thinking about the obscenity laws.

Myself, my hubby, Chipmunk from Sexmoney and Michelle from Sex.com are strolling downtown to get some lunch. Chipmunk spots a photo op with a local motorcycle cop and after a few moments of gesturing and rapid English he manages to convey to the cop what kind of picture he wants to take with him. I snap a couple of photos and another cop pulls up about that time and asks where we are all from. We go around the group admitting to our hometowns and then the next question is what are you doing up here...

Well, I told him we were there for a convention and he asked what kind... my mind was on crepes and fondue rather than Canadian obscenity laws and I blurted out a porn convention. He didn't seem to understand what the meaning of that word was and we were all trying to convey the meaning of the word to him. Finally, I reached in my bag and pulled out one of my brochures to show him. I held it up in front of him and said "This". He looked at my brochure (which contains thumbs from sites like Piss Mops, Cock Brutality, etc.) then he looked at me and then a huge smile came over his face while he eagerly told us that he knew what he would be doing later that night.

Only after we got back to the hotel did I remember what Steve Sweet had been through with his content and how strikingly dangerous the situation could have become for me. I'm glad we found a couple of horny cops though and I didn't spend the week in the Quebec jail.

penguina · 09-08-2004, 11:31 AM

yes!!!

and where is the damn photo of this thrilling moment in quebec!?

Bansheelinks · 09-08-2004, 11:33 AM

undermyspell, that was the exact defination of a major brain fart.

Joesho · 09-08-2004, 11:33 AM

LOL, yup engage brain before opening mouth is a good rule, when in another country.

undermyspell · 09-08-2004, 11:34 AM

haha... I sent those to Chipmunk since he is the subject... i'm certain he will be along to post them shortly. We all know that he's definitely not shy.. even when the girls can't speak English...

Phoenix · 09-08-2004, 11:34 AM

ah...they were briefed before we got to town

Great show eh?

Makingcoin · 09-08-2004, 11:35 AM

He probably went home and signed up for both sites.

undermyspell · 09-08-2004, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
undermyspell, that was the exact defination of a major brain fart.

You're exactly right... I don't think the haze of Chez Dagobert had completely worn off from the night before...

WiredGuy · 09-08-2004, 11:36 AM

So did those two cops meet up with you later on?
WG

some_idiot · 09-08-2004, 11:37 AM

Yah, you gotta watch those laws. Luckly you get to deal province
to province with a federal overview guide line. No worries about
small town community standards like the U.S..

I'm from Ontario and don't have a handle on the complete
Quebec laws, but most home grown object videos come out
of Quebec so you were probably pretty safe.

Odie · 09-08-2004, 11:37 AM

yes, the frechies up there are much more hornier than we realize!!lol

and to think it woulda been a realllly long weekend for you since it was Labour day weekend!!

now where's those pics???

undermyspell · 09-08-2004, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
So did those two cops meet up with you later on?
WG

I don't think that my hairy hubby turned them on although they were eyeballing Chipmunk's petite ass.... so they may have had a menage e tois with him at some point that weekend....

penguina · 09-08-2004, 11:44 AM

eagerly awaiting the photo of MR. Chipmunk in cuffs!

Someone please alert me when they are up....

thanks!

chipmunk · 09-08-2004, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by undermyspell
haha... I sent those to Chipmunk since he is the subject... i'm certain he will be along to post them shortly. We all know that he's definitely not shy.. even when the girls can't speak English...

Jan: Bonjour, Whats the legal Age in Canada? haha

Ok here are the pictures ...lol

-=CHipmunk=--

penguina · 09-08-2004, 11:48 AM

chipmunk...
this must be a case of the blind leading the blind here.....

anyone else not see them.....?

help i need a sanity check

undermyspell · 09-08-2004, 11:51 AM

he must have been looking up the legal age of consent in Canada and forgotten to post the actual pictures.. muahahahaha

doober · 09-08-2004, 11:52 AM

there wasn't even a second there where you should have worried about what you told them.....people here are way to liberal to even begin to think about porn being an obscenity.

undermyspell · 09-08-2004, 11:59 AM

OK... Michelle.. if you're using Mozilla try IE. It wouldn't show for me in Mozilla

chipmunk · 09-08-2004, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by penguina
chipmunk...
this must be a case of the blind leading the blind here.....

anyone else not see them.....?

help i need a sanity check

Darling Dearest.. try using IE.. not Mozilla like Jan ..lol

penguina · 09-08-2004, 12:04 PM

i am on IE !!!!

see them now.....

too funny!

does anyone know if there is a limit of the number of icq contacts on icq lite???

undermyspell · 09-08-2004, 12:10 PM

no clue hon.. I use trillian

I'll get the rest of my pics up in gallery format later this week... I'm just trying to catch up and recoup first

DrGuile · 09-08-2004, 12:21 PM

English-Canada = Uptight

Quebec = liberal as hell

(not liberal like the political party, liberal like the actual meaning of the word)

psyko514 · 09-08-2004, 12:29 PM

chipmunk and michelle... it was good meeting you two on saturday night

and i finally found out what a chipmunk is in french: un suisse

Odie · 09-08-2004, 12:37 PM

haha!! great pics Chipmunk!!

can't wait to see the rest of the pics!!

chipmunk · 09-08-2004, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
chipmunk and michelle... it was good meeting you two on saturday night

and i finally found out what a chipmunk is in french: un suisse

Hey man totally nice meeting you.. I was a veggie on that couch... but that McDonalds was my salvation!

Now we know what I am known as in French

Stay in touch man!!!!

-=Chipmunk=--

penguina · 09-08-2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
chipmunk and michelle... it was good meeting you two on saturday night

and i finally found out what a chipmunk is in french: un suisse

yes it was nice to meet you too........!!!
doesn't suisse also mean 'swiss' in french?

psyko514 · 09-08-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by penguina
yes it was nice to meet you too........!!!
doesn't suisse also mean 'swiss' in french?

yep, suisse is french for swiss. but apparently, also for chipmunk. it's a crazy language

penguina · 09-08-2004, 02:54 PM

so we can now call him Monsieur Suisse?

MichaelP · 09-14-2004, 10:46 AM

No prblems with Jails here Jan.. We call our jails "Club Med" here

09-08-2004, 11:26 AM	#1
undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	Who says the Canadian authorities are uptight? So, this is my first trip to Canada for the Qwebec Expo this past weekend and I completely wasn't thinking about the obscenity laws. Myself, my hubby, Chipmunk from Sexmoney and Michelle from Sex.com are strolling downtown to get some lunch. Chipmunk spots a photo op with a local motorcycle cop and after a few moments of gesturing and rapid English he manages to convey to the cop what kind of picture he wants to take with him. I snap a couple of photos and another cop pulls up about that time and asks where we are all from. We go around the group admitting to our hometowns and then the next question is what are you doing up here... Well, I told him we were there for a convention and he asked what kind... my mind was on crepes and fondue rather than Canadian obscenity laws and I blurted out a porn convention. He didn't seem to understand what the meaning of that word was and we were all trying to convey the meaning of the word to him. Finally, I reached in my bag and pulled out one of my brochures to show him. I held it up in front of him and said "This". He looked at my brochure (which contains thumbs from sites like Piss Mops, Cock Brutality, etc.) then he looked at me and then a huge smile came over his face while he eagerly told us that he knew what he would be doing later that night. Only after we got back to the hotel did I remember what Steve Sweet had been through with his content and how strikingly dangerous the situation could have become for me. I'm glad we found a couple of horny cops though and I didn't spend the week in the Quebec jail.

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09-08-2004, 11:31 AM	#2
penguina Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: san francisco Posts: 222	yes!!! and where is the damn photo of this thrilling moment in quebec!?

09-08-2004, 11:33 AM	#3
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09-08-2004, 11:37 AM	#10
some_idiot Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Doesn't matter, I'm not buying you another pint! Posts: 1,511	Yah, you gotta watch those laws. Luckly you get to deal province to province with a federal overview guide line. No worries about small town community standards like the U.S.. I'm from Ontario and don't have a handle on the complete Quebec laws, but most home grown object videos come out of Quebec so you were probably pretty safe. __________________ This AVS pays my mortgage!

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09-08-2004, 11:44 AM	#13
penguina Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: san francisco Posts: 222	eagerly awaiting the photo of MR. Chipmunk in cuffs! Someone please alert me when they are up.... thanks!

09-08-2004, 11:48 AM	#15
penguina Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: san francisco Posts: 222	chipmunk... this must be a case of the blind leading the blind here..... anyone else not see them.....? help i need a sanity check

09-08-2004, 11:51 AM	#16
undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	he must have been looking up the legal age of consent in Canada and forgotten to post the actual pictures.. muahahahaha

09-08-2004, 11:52 AM	#17
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	there wasn't even a second there where you should have worried about what you told them.....people here are way to liberal to even begin to think about porn being an obscenity.

09-08-2004, 11:59 AM	#18
undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	OK... Michelle.. if you're using Mozilla try IE. It wouldn't show for me in Mozilla

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penguina Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: san francisco Posts: 222	i am on IE !!!! see them now..... too funny! does anyone know if there is a limit of the number of icq contacts on icq lite???

09-08-2004, 12:10 PM	#21
undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	no clue hon.. I use trillian I'll get the rest of my pics up in gallery format later this week... I'm just trying to catch up and recoup first

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penguina Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: san francisco Posts: 222	so we can now call him Monsieur Suisse?

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