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undermyspell 09-08-2004 11:26 AM

Who says the Canadian authorities are uptight?
 
So, this is my first trip to Canada for the Qwebec Expo this past weekend and I completely wasn't thinking about the obscenity laws.

Myself, my hubby, Chipmunk from Sexmoney and Michelle from Sex.com are strolling downtown to get some lunch. Chipmunk spots a photo op with a local motorcycle cop and after a few moments of gesturing and rapid English he manages to convey to the cop what kind of picture he wants to take with him. I snap a couple of photos and another cop pulls up about that time and asks where we are all from. We go around the group admitting to our hometowns and then the next question is what are you doing up here...

Well, I told him we were there for a convention and he asked what kind... my mind was on crepes and fondue rather than Canadian obscenity laws and I blurted out a porn convention. He didn't seem to understand what the meaning of that word was and we were all trying to convey the meaning of the word to him. Finally, I reached in my bag and pulled out one of my brochures to show him. I held it up in front of him and said "This". He looked at my brochure (which contains thumbs from sites like Piss Mops, Cock Brutality, etc.) then he looked at me and then a huge smile came over his face while he eagerly told us that he knew what he would be doing later that night.

Only after we got back to the hotel did I remember what Steve Sweet had been through with his content and how strikingly dangerous the situation could have become for me. I'm glad we found a couple of horny cops though and I didn't spend the week in the Quebec jail.

penguina 09-08-2004 11:31 AM

yes!!!

and where is the damn photo of this thrilling moment in quebec!?

Bansheelinks 09-08-2004 11:33 AM

undermyspell, that was the exact defination of a major brain fart.

Joesho 09-08-2004 11:33 AM

LOL, yup engage brain before opening mouth is a good rule, when in another country.

undermyspell 09-08-2004 11:34 AM

haha... I sent those to Chipmunk since he is the subject... i'm certain he will be along to post them shortly. We all know that he's definitely not shy.. even when the girls can't speak English... :winkwink:

Phoenix 09-08-2004 11:34 AM

ah...they were briefed before we got to town:thumbsup

Great show eh?

Makingcoin 09-08-2004 11:35 AM

He probably went home and signed up for both sites.

:thumbsup

undermyspell 09-08-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
undermyspell, that was the exact defination of a major brain fart.
You're exactly right... I don't think the haze of Chez Dagobert had completely worn off from the night before...

WiredGuy 09-08-2004 11:36 AM

So did those two cops meet up with you later on?
WG

some_idiot 09-08-2004 11:37 AM

Yah, you gotta watch those laws. Luckly you get to deal province
to province with a federal overview guide line. No worries about
small town community standards like the U.S..

I'm from Ontario and don't have a handle on the complete
Quebec laws, but most home grown object videos come out
of Quebec so you were probably pretty safe.

Odie 09-08-2004 11:37 AM

yes, the frechies up there are much more hornier than we realize!!lol

and to think it woulda been a realllly long weekend for you since it was Labour day weekend!!

now where's those pics???:1orglaugh

undermyspell 09-08-2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
So did those two cops meet up with you later on?
WG

I don't think that my hairy hubby turned them on although they were eyeballing Chipmunk's petite ass.... so they may have had a menage e tois with him at some point that weekend....

penguina 09-08-2004 11:44 AM

eagerly awaiting the photo of MR. Chipmunk in cuffs!

Someone please alert me when they are up....

thanks!

chipmunk 09-08-2004 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by undermyspell
haha... I sent those to Chipmunk since he is the subject... i'm certain he will be along to post them shortly. We all know that he's definitely not shy.. even when the girls can't speak English... :winkwink:
Jan: Bonjour, Whats the legal Age in Canada? haha

Ok here are the pictures ...lol

-=CHipmunk=--

http://www.sonichalo.com/chipcuff2.jpg

http://www.sonichalo.com/chipcuff.jpg

penguina 09-08-2004 11:48 AM

chipmunk...
this must be a case of the blind leading the blind here.....

anyone else not see them.....?


help i need a sanity check

undermyspell 09-08-2004 11:51 AM

he must have been looking up the legal age of consent in Canada and forgotten to post the actual pictures.. muahahahaha

doober 09-08-2004 11:52 AM

there wasn't even a second there where you should have worried about what you told them.....people here are way to liberal to even begin to think about porn being an obscenity.

undermyspell 09-08-2004 11:59 AM

OK... Michelle.. if you're using Mozilla try IE. It wouldn't show for me in Mozilla

chipmunk 09-08-2004 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by penguina
chipmunk...
this must be a case of the blind leading the blind here.....

anyone else not see them.....?


help i need a sanity check

Darling Dearest.. try using IE.. not Mozilla like Jan ..lol:winkwink:

penguina 09-08-2004 12:04 PM

i am on IE !!!!

see them now.....

too funny!


does anyone know if there is a limit of the number of icq contacts on icq lite???

undermyspell 09-08-2004 12:10 PM

no clue hon.. I use trillian

I'll get the rest of my pics up in gallery format later this week... I'm just trying to catch up and recoup first

DrGuile 09-08-2004 12:21 PM

English-Canada = Uptight

Quebec = liberal as hell




(not liberal like the political party, liberal like the actual meaning of the word)

psyko514 09-08-2004 12:29 PM

chipmunk and michelle... it was good meeting you two on saturday night :)

and i finally found out what a chipmunk is in french: un suisse :)

Odie 09-08-2004 12:37 PM

haha!! great pics Chipmunk!!

can't wait to see the rest of the pics!!:thumbsup

chipmunk 09-08-2004 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
chipmunk and michelle... it was good meeting you two on saturday night :)

and i finally found out what a chipmunk is in french: un suisse :)

Hey man totally nice meeting you.. I was a veggie on that couch... but that McDonalds was my salvation!

Now we know what I am known as in French :)

Stay in touch man!!!!

-=Chipmunk=--

penguina 09-08-2004 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
chipmunk and michelle... it was good meeting you two on saturday night :)

and i finally found out what a chipmunk is in french: un suisse :)


yes it was nice to meet you too........!!!
doesn't suisse also mean 'swiss' in french?

psyko514 09-08-2004 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by penguina
yes it was nice to meet you too........!!!
doesn't suisse also mean 'swiss' in french?

yep, suisse is french for swiss. but apparently, also for chipmunk. it's a crazy language :)

penguina 09-08-2004 02:54 PM

so we can now call him Monsieur Suisse?

MichaelP 09-14-2004 10:46 AM

No prblems with Jails here Jan.. We call our jails "Club Med" here :winkwink:


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