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BT · 09-13-2004, 10:27 AM

I can't stand the one people always use. "it comes in three's" Whenever something tragic happens WTF

NickPapageorgio · 09-13-2004, 10:30 AM

"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002

The Truth Hurts · 09-13-2004, 10:31 AM

"tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans"

especially coming out of the mouth of one of them.

SykkBoy · 09-13-2004, 10:35 AM

"Bush-Cheney 2004"

Aly-Python · 09-13-2004, 10:35 AM

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question." G.W. 2000

Lycanthrope · 09-13-2004, 10:36 AM

"We don't shave"

Spunky · 09-13-2004, 10:38 AM

I'm loving it

WiredGuy · 09-13-2004, 10:38 AM

We should just print a list of GW Bush's top quotes here

WG

BT · 09-13-2004, 10:41 AM

"Does a bear shit in the woods" LOL for yes

The Truth Hurts · 09-13-2004, 10:43 AM

"I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority to use force-- if necessary-- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security."

John Kerry - Oct 9, 2002

robfantasy · 09-13-2004, 10:44 AM

IM RICK JAMES BITCHHH

so fucking overdone

bluff · 09-13-2004, 10:49 AM

juicyyyyy

hahaha no that one's entertaining

pushpills · 09-13-2004, 10:50 AM

"Give me your wallet or i'll cut you"

skrog · 09-13-2004, 10:50 AM

it's the cola

Tala · 09-13-2004, 10:51 AM

"What would Jesus do?" Argh.

"Think of the children!" This is why no one takes responsibility anymore. Too many people thought FOR the children, which is why college students can't bother to look both ways before crossing the street, and then they cry and wonder why they got hit. Social Darwinism works, kids. Can you say "social Darwinism?" I knew you could.

"It's not you, (or your fault)." You're right, so stop telling me that and just get the fuck out.

"Are you okay?" I'm lying flat on my back in a mudslick, bleeding from the back of the head and with a broken ankle. Do I look okay to you??

"Just a second." Okay. Time's up.

"I'll be there in a minute." This goes with the afore mentioned. You said a minute. What you meant was, "I can't find my jeans and I haven't done my makeup yet."

"Trust me." No. Especially if you're a cop, doctor, or attorney.

"It was in the last place I looked." No shit? I usually just keep on looking after I find something.

"Does this make my butt look fat?" Yes. It accents the lovely cornucopia of cellulite and ass fat you have. You don't want an honest answer, don't ask a stupid question.

"Are you ready to go?" That depends. Am I standing next to the door with an impatient look on my face, keys in my hand, and steam coming out of my ears as I glance at my watch?

"Taking a shit." You don't take it. You leave it. Unless you're one of those folks who really does take it, in which case, please wash your hands and don't even think about hugging me. Matter of fact, you go stand way the fuck over there.

"Sick as a dog." My dog isn't sick. Just stupid. Kinda like this phrase.

"Let the cat out of the bag." WTF do you have a cat in the bag for? If I was that cat, I'd scratch the living shit out of you....which brings me to:

"The living shit." As opposed to dead shit? Is shit a sentient being? Does it just live in zombie mode? How does shit qualify as being alive? Sounds kinda spooky to me.

"Don't look down." Don't die after you look down, either.

"Break a leg." And crack a few ribs while you're at it.

"Get bent." You do realize that when you sit down, you're getting bent, right?

"Fuck off." Fuck off of what? You? Me? Dubya? You're being really vague here. Clarification is needed.

"Are you going to live?" If not, I'm leaving a note saying you killed me.

"Holy shit!" God ran out of toilet paper?

seeric · 09-13-2004, 10:52 AM

you win some you lose some. especially if someone says it after youlose a sporting match or something.

a loser obviously made this up to make themselves feel better.

Manowar · 09-13-2004, 10:56 AM

"im loving it"

NoCarrier · 09-13-2004, 10:56 AM

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Slogans you can't stand?

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railz · 09-13-2004, 11:19 AM

"See Sig"

dunefield · 09-13-2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
"See Sig"

jawanda · 09-13-2004, 11:24 AM

"HellSafePorn - A Soul Friendly Porn Site"

Oh wait, that's my slogan ;)

Daddy Big Nuts · 09-13-2004, 11:28 AM

"Its not if you win or lose...its how you play the game" slogan for
LOSERS

Reak · 09-13-2004, 11:32 AM

shit happends

owh, that's mines

Reak · 09-13-2004, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jmc
"Its not if you win or lose...its how you play the game" slogan for
LOSERS

agreed

uno · 09-13-2004, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
We should just print a list of GW Bush's top quotes here
WG

"compassionate conservative"

cayne · 09-13-2004, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
"Bush-Cheney 2004"

and right after that:

"We don't shave"

BT · 09-13-2004, 01:02 PM

"The road to someday leads to a town of no where" someday will get that done... lol

Plan9 · 09-13-2004, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
I'm loving it

You stole mine.
When was the last time you actually heard someone use the word 'love' to describe McDonalds, or their food? What bullshit THAT slogan is

frish · 09-13-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
"What would Jesus do?" Argh.

Tala u a cult

Tala · 09-13-2004, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frish
Tala u a cult

Am I a cult? No. A cult icon? Absolutely.

Figured out what Jesus would do. Get his ass nailed to a cross.

09-13-2004, 03:11 PM

"Think outside the box."

God I hate that phrase, overused by just about everyone in marketing. Fuck you and your box.

Tala · 09-13-2004, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
"Think outside the box."

Fuck you and your box.

Thought that's what the box was for...?

TonyL · 09-13-2004, 03:22 PM

Mento's, the fresh maker

TonyL · 09-13-2004, 03:25 PM

Lets touch base...

Once we get this figured out we can touch base.

Lets touch base then.

Ok I'll touch base with you ....

OR

The always annoying Assume... "When you assume you make and ASS out of U and Me.. ASS U ME "

Both equally annoying to me.

BitterPen · 09-13-2004, 03:40 PM

I HATE the new UPS slogan:

"What can BROWN do for you"

What the fuck???

Cman · 09-13-2004, 03:42 PM

Any slogan McDonald's has ever had.

Why do they feel the need to come up with a new one every month. Plus, they all suck. Remember back in the day, when companies used to keep the same one for years.

Good times.

BT · 09-13-2004, 04:24 PM

"your gonna regret that when you get older" my parents

They were right!

fr8 · 09-13-2004, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aly-Python
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question." G.W. 2000

Damn thats scary,

Meta Ridley · 09-13-2004, 04:30 PM

Now watch this drive.

Raf1 · 09-13-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
"Bush-Cheney 2004"

that was funny

CET · 09-13-2004, 06:00 PM

The US Army's new slogan, "Army of one". Do they think they're gonna have a bunch of Rambos running around?

zentz · 09-13-2004, 07:16 PM

"the best..."

BrainDead · 09-13-2004, 08:17 PM

every fucking slogan using superlative adjectives-- best, number one, unmatched, perfection, first etc; or those with the exclusive phrases-- only, exclusively etc...chances are all are flukes

sickkittens · 09-13-2004, 08:18 PM

"owned"

Sounds so 8th grade to me.

EscortBiz · 09-13-2004, 08:24 PM

whatever goes up must come down

cant stand that

gornyhuy · 09-13-2004, 08:41 PM

Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger with crabs....

I'm so sick of hearing that one.

brizzad · 09-13-2004, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002

i fucking love that quote

i wish i had the clip from the daily show where he made fun of that for a looong time

abyss_al · 09-13-2004, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002

....... so sad... we have a monkey running the country

sickkittens · 09-13-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush 2002

I was just thinking about that today.

MT_Butterfly · 09-13-2004, 08:52 PM

"Embrace the pain"..... Fuck that shit. Why would I want to embrace pain?? I'll tolerate it, I'll deal with it but I sure the fuck don't have to embrace it or smile through it.

09-13-2004, 10:27 AM	#1
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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	"What would Jesus do?" Argh. "Think of the children!" This is why no one takes responsibility anymore. Too many people thought FOR the children, which is why college students can't bother to look both ways before crossing the street, and then they cry and wonder why they got hit. Social Darwinism works, kids. Can you say "social Darwinism?" I knew you could. "It's not you, (or your fault)." You're right, so stop telling me that and just get the fuck out. "Are you okay?" I'm lying flat on my back in a mudslick, bleeding from the back of the head and with a broken ankle. Do I look okay to you?? "Just a second." Okay. Time's up. "I'll be there in a minute." This goes with the afore mentioned. You said a minute. What you meant was, "I can't find my jeans and I haven't done my makeup yet." "Trust me." No. Especially if you're a cop, doctor, or attorney. "It was in the last place I looked." No shit? I usually just keep on looking after I find something. "Does this make my butt look fat?" Yes. It accents the lovely cornucopia of cellulite and ass fat you have. You don't want an honest answer, don't ask a stupid question. "Are you ready to go?" That depends. Am I standing next to the door with an impatient look on my face, keys in my hand, and steam coming out of my ears as I glance at my watch? "Taking a shit." You don't take it. You leave it. Unless you're one of those folks who really does take it, in which case, please wash your hands and don't even think about hugging me. Matter of fact, you go stand way the fuck over there. "Sick as a dog." My dog isn't sick. Just stupid. Kinda like this phrase. "Let the cat out of the bag." WTF do you have a cat in the bag for? If I was that cat, I'd scratch the living shit out of you....which brings me to: "The living shit." As opposed to dead shit? Is shit a sentient being? Does it just live in zombie mode? How does shit qualify as being alive? Sounds kinda spooky to me. "Don't look down." Don't die after you look down, either. "Break a leg." And crack a few ribs while you're at it. "Get bent." You do realize that when you sit down, you're getting bent, right? "Fuck off." Fuck off of what? You? Me? Dubya? You're being really vague here. Clarification is needed. "Are you going to live?" If not, I'm leaving a note saying you killed me. "Holy shit!" God ran out of toilet paper? __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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09-13-2004, 03:11 PM	#31
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