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Tala · 09-13-2004, 10:51 AM

"What would Jesus do?" Argh.

"Think of the children!" This is why no one takes responsibility anymore. Too many people thought FOR the children, which is why college students can't bother to look both ways before crossing the street, and then they cry and wonder why they got hit. Social Darwinism works, kids. Can you say "social Darwinism?" I knew you could.

"It's not you, (or your fault)." You're right, so stop telling me that and just get the fuck out.

"Are you okay?" I'm lying flat on my back in a mudslick, bleeding from the back of the head and with a broken ankle. Do I look okay to you??

"Just a second." Okay. Time's up.

"I'll be there in a minute." This goes with the afore mentioned. You said a minute. What you meant was, "I can't find my jeans and I haven't done my makeup yet."

"Trust me." No. Especially if you're a cop, doctor, or attorney.

"It was in the last place I looked." No shit? I usually just keep on looking after I find something.

"Does this make my butt look fat?" Yes. It accents the lovely cornucopia of cellulite and ass fat you have. You don't want an honest answer, don't ask a stupid question.

"Are you ready to go?" That depends. Am I standing next to the door with an impatient look on my face, keys in my hand, and steam coming out of my ears as I glance at my watch?

"Taking a shit." You don't take it. You leave it. Unless you're one of those folks who really does take it, in which case, please wash your hands and don't even think about hugging me. Matter of fact, you go stand way the fuck over there.

"Sick as a dog." My dog isn't sick. Just stupid. Kinda like this phrase.

"Let the cat out of the bag." WTF do you have a cat in the bag for? If I was that cat, I'd scratch the living shit out of you....which brings me to:

"The living shit." As opposed to dead shit? Is shit a sentient being? Does it just live in zombie mode? How does shit qualify as being alive? Sounds kinda spooky to me.

"Don't look down." Don't die after you look down, either.

"Break a leg." And crack a few ribs while you're at it.

"Get bent." You do realize that when you sit down, you're getting bent, right?

"Fuck off." Fuck off of what? You? Me? Dubya? You're being really vague here. Clarification is needed.

"Are you going to live?" If not, I'm leaving a note saying you killed me.

"Holy shit!" God ran out of toilet paper?

09-13-2004, 10:51 AM
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	"What would Jesus do?" Argh. "Think of the children!" This is why no one takes responsibility anymore. Too many people thought FOR the children, which is why college students can't bother to look both ways before crossing the street, and then they cry and wonder why they got hit. Social Darwinism works, kids. Can you say "social Darwinism?" I knew you could. "It's not you, (or your fault)." You're right, so stop telling me that and just get the fuck out. "Are you okay?" I'm lying flat on my back in a mudslick, bleeding from the back of the head and with a broken ankle. Do I look okay to you?? "Just a second." Okay. Time's up. "I'll be there in a minute." This goes with the afore mentioned. You said a minute. What you meant was, "I can't find my jeans and I haven't done my makeup yet." "Trust me." No. Especially if you're a cop, doctor, or attorney. "It was in the last place I looked." No shit? I usually just keep on looking after I find something. "Does this make my butt look fat?" Yes. It accents the lovely cornucopia of cellulite and ass fat you have. You don't want an honest answer, don't ask a stupid question. "Are you ready to go?" That depends. Am I standing next to the door with an impatient look on my face, keys in my hand, and steam coming out of my ears as I glance at my watch? "Taking a shit." You don't take it. You leave it. Unless you're one of those folks who really does take it, in which case, please wash your hands and don't even think about hugging me. Matter of fact, you go stand way the fuck over there. "Sick as a dog." My dog isn't sick. Just stupid. Kinda like this phrase. "Let the cat out of the bag." WTF do you have a cat in the bag for? If I was that cat, I'd scratch the living shit out of you....which brings me to: "The living shit." As opposed to dead shit? Is shit a sentient being? Does it just live in zombie mode? How does shit qualify as being alive? Sounds kinda spooky to me. "Don't look down." Don't die after you look down, either. "Break a leg." And crack a few ribs while you're at it. "Get bent." You do realize that when you sit down, you're getting bent, right? "Fuck off." Fuck off of what? You? Me? Dubya? You're being really vague here. Clarification is needed. "Are you going to live?" If not, I'm leaving a note saying you killed me. "Holy shit!" God ran out of toilet paper? __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.