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BradM · 09-13-2004, 10:06 AM

Two people have hit and passed the 5 sale mark. There is still time for someone to come in that has some traffic, and grab the last spot.

In case you missed it, we are paying out $299 per sale, for the next affiliate that gets 5 sales before the 30th of september at www.fastsize.com

You do have some room, but get in now before it's too late. You could be the guy that walks away with $1,495 for 5 sales.

GALLERY BUILDERS - TGP OWNERS!
You guys have tons of traffic to play with. Put a text or banner link, or both on your galleries and TGPs.
Shit, Persiankitty is doing it!

Good luck and try pushing it. Everyone who has, has been pleasently suprised.

Hugs and Kisses,
Brad

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2004, 10:22 AM

If i signup , will you stop sending your emails to my childrens email boxes ??

brand0n · 09-13-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
If i signup , will you stop sending your emails to my childrens email boxes ??

brutal

BradM · 09-13-2004, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
If i signup , will you stop sending your emails to my childrens email boxes ??

Uhm .. wow. All I can say is I apologize if this is actually happening.

emthree · 09-13-2004, 10:40 AM

How much did pk pay for pk.com?

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
Uhm .. wow. All I can say is I apologize if this is actually happening.

Sounds good to me. !!

My daughter got the email, and as she has no penis, its rather useless.

BTW the email was promoting fastsize.com with no ref code. So it must be marketting that your doing , or paid for. The same email also had epiccash links with it. ( with ref codes )

Im not going to point fingers, but if your doing the mailing, better check where you get your lists from.

if its paid marketting, better find someone new to market for you or watch out who they market too..

FYI the email address may have been harvested using [email protected] , but that is besides the point..

Anyways, thanks for the apology.

BradM · 09-13-2004, 11:18 AM

Smokey... sucks dude. This is probably our 3rd party guy. We have some list sources... and I'm going to talk to Brian about this asap. This doesn't sit well in my stomach.

bjjb · 09-13-2004, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
Smokey... sucks dude. This is probably our 3rd party guy. We have some list sources... and I'm going to talk to Brian about this asap. This doesn't sit well in my stomach.

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2004, 11:53 AM

Sounds decent thanks brad..

Never really got into promoting the penis products , but you sound like a decent dude, and i have plenty of hits. I will sign up and give it a shot..

Seems awfully expensive though..

Got any suggestions on what type of traffic to use ?
What works best, banners ,text links ,on tgp's/freesites, inside members areas ? popups ? consoles ?

Do you have 1-800 #'s for orders ? can we work out a bulk deal for phone orders that gives the webmaster credit. ?

Like here's an idea i had.

I have built a most excellent little popup console for xp sp2 and almost every browser. The problem is the console cannot pass any information nor can it do anything but contain information ( as its not in html so cannot contain code ) Its basically like a small alert box only it can contain pictures and text. Much like the div overlay and flash overlay ads , only the console will stay open when the original page is closed , unlike any other method.

Ok so the thing is it would be perfect for selling this type of product.

Like a regular console only it would simply contain some small graphics of the product and a 1-800 number to order it from.

BradM · 09-13-2004, 12:02 PM

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Seems awfully expensive though..

It does, but believe it or not, it's twice as expensive in europe.

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Got any suggestions on what type of traffic to use ?
What works best, banners ,text links ,on tgp's/freesites, inside members areas ? popups ? consoles ?

Our two best traffic sources are SE (penis product review sites, using adwords, straight se, or other paid traffic sources) and members area traffic (text or banner link is fine)
You're going to see a lot of members areas with banners up soon, I have some big dogs putting them up as we're seeing real nice conversions in these areas.
Aside from those two, you're going to get best results on tgp/freesite by using banner/text combinations. Use a banner and write up a bit of text below it to get them to click.
Or you can go for a bit of a review approach. Tell them about how you used the product and got results. popups/consoles are always a good bet too. The conversion is going to be around the same as bulk tgp traffic.

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Do you have 1-800 #'s for orders ? can we work out a bulk deal for phone orders that gives the webmaster credit. ?

Yeah we normally ask the person how they got to the site, and go to the order page to get the 4 digit id. The new site we are designing has a "discount code", which is the affiliate ID. Saves everyone time.

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Like a regular console only it would simply contain some small graphics of the product and a 1-800 number to order it from.

This sounds really interesting. I have seen your console. I think we can work something out. Can you call me? add me to ICQ: 280389272 and I will give you my number. I think we can get something going here.

polish_aristocrat · 09-13-2004, 12:22 PM

Ok fast question to BradM and you should reply since I am bumping your thread with it.
From what I read before ( withotu paying much attention ) you're paying $299 per sale, but the webmaster has to send many sales during a pay period.
I haven't really sold any peniss products, so i won't throw much traffic at it. What's the payout per sale if i don't have volume?

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2004, 12:23 PM

2 other thing i noticed..
http://new.fastsize.com/alt.php?rid=1435
the paypal payment method isn't transferring any ref code and i think this is a very viable payment method at the moment

notice how under the phone order it inputs the ref code , you also need to input the ref code in the money order method.

Most company's use something like.

Joe's penis company dept.#1435
143 penis lane
penisville
usa

and again in the wire portion.

Im sure the latter methods are not used as often and dont amount for any signifigant amounts. But it sure is nice to know your paid for EVERY CUSTOMER your sending right...

EviLGuY · 09-13-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
If i signup , will you stop sending your emails to my childrens email boxes ??

Request denied. All children deserve a larger penis.. even girls!

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2004, 12:28 PM

Ill jot that icq down . I dont use icq. But i think one of the comp's has it around here.

BradM · 09-13-2004, 12:28 PM

Smokey, thanks for catching the money order. We added it to the old site, it looks like the programmer forgot to add it to new.fastsize.

I will ask him to do that asap. As for the paypal payments, this is something on the todo list and has been for awhile. It will be added, it's an easy fix it's just having the programmer find time to do it.

We receive maybe a paypal order every week. It's very very rare. The bulk of the orders are online with credit card.

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Request denied. All children deserve a larger penis.. even girls!

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk .. ok wiseguy

* pokes you in the eyes stooges stylee

polish_aristocrat · 09-13-2004, 12:37 PM

Ok, now I see the basic payout is $75 per sale, I guess you consider me just a sig whore with no traffic at all, so not worth replying to.

SmokeyTheBear · 09-13-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Smokey, thanks for catching the money order. We added it to the old site, it looks like the programmer forgot to add it to new.fastsize.

I will ask him to do that asap. As for the paypal payments, this is something on the todo list and has been for awhile. It will be added, it's an easy fix it's just having the programmer find time to do it.

We receive maybe a paypal order every week. It's very very rare. The bulk of the orders are online with credit card.

Cool. sounds good..

I would have thought paypal would be a great method.. maybe if you promoted it to paypal members..

Trent Edison · 09-13-2004, 12:45 PM

It should take TONS of TGP traffic to get a sale...

BradM · 09-13-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Ok, now I see the basic payout is $75 per sale, I guess you consider me just a sig whore with no traffic at all, so not worth replying to.

It could also be the fact that I was busy packaging extenders. But you're welcome to jump to conclusions.

polish_aristocrat · 09-13-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
It could also be the fact that I was busy packaging extenders. But you're welcome to jump to conclusions.

hmmm.....ok

BradM · 09-13-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
What's the payout per sale if i don't have volume?

It's scaling. If you get 1-3 in a period it is $75 a sale.
The scale is on the main page at www.fastsize.com/webmasters/

09-13-2004, 10:22 AM	#2
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09-13-2004, 11:53 AM	#9
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Sounds decent thanks brad.. Never really got into promoting the penis products , but you sound like a decent dude, and i have plenty of hits. I will sign up and give it a shot.. Seems awfully expensive though.. Got any suggestions on what type of traffic to use ? What works best, banners ,text links ,on tgp's/freesites, inside members areas ? popups ? consoles ? Do you have 1-800 #'s for orders ? can we work out a bulk deal for phone orders that gives the webmaster credit. ? Like here's an idea i had. I have built a most excellent little popup console for xp sp2 and almost every browser. The problem is the console cannot pass any information nor can it do anything but contain information ( as its not in html so cannot contain code ) Its basically like a small alert box only it can contain pictures and text. Much like the div overlay and flash overlay ads , only the console will stay open when the original page is closed , unlike any other method. Ok so the thing is it would be perfect for selling this type of product. Like a regular console only it would simply contain some small graphics of the product and a 1-800 number to order it from. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

09-13-2004, 12:22 PM	#11
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Ok fast question to BradM and you should reply since I am bumping your thread with it. From what I read before ( withotu paying much attention ) you're paying $299 per sale, but the webmaster has to send many sales during a pay period. I haven't really sold any peniss products, so i won't throw much traffic at it. What's the payout per sale if i don't have volume? __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

09-13-2004, 12:23 PM	#12
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	2 other thing i noticed.. http://new.fastsize.com/alt.php?rid=1435 the paypal payment method isn't transferring any ref code and i think this is a very viable payment method at the moment notice how under the phone order it inputs the ref code , you also need to input the ref code in the money order method. Most company's use something like. Joe's penis company dept.#1435 143 penis lane penisville usa and again in the wire portion. Im sure the latter methods are not used as often and dont amount for any signifigant amounts. But it sure is nice to know your paid for EVERY CUSTOMER your sending right... __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

09-13-2004, 10:06 AM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I want to give you $1,495 inside. Two people have hit and passed the 5 sale mark. There is still time for someone to come in that has some traffic, and grab the last spot. In case you missed it, we are paying out $299 per sale, for the next affiliate that gets 5 sales before the 30th of september at www.fastsize.com You do have some room, but get in now before it's too late. You could be the guy that walks away with $1,495 for 5 sales. GALLERY BUILDERS - TGP OWNERS! You guys have tons of traffic to play with. Put a text or banner link, or both on your galleries and TGPs. Shit, Persiankitty is doing it! Good luck and try pushing it. Everyone who has, has been pleasently suprised. Hugs and Kisses, Brad

09-13-2004, 11:18 AM	#7
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Smokey... sucks dude. This is probably our 3rd party guy. We have some list sources... and I'm going to talk to Brian about this asap. This doesn't sit well in my stomach.

09-13-2004, 12:28 PM	#14
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Ill jot that icq down . I dont use icq. But i think one of the comp's has it around here. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

09-13-2004, 12:37 PM	#17
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Ok, now I see the basic payout is $75 per sale, I guess you consider me just a sig whore with no traffic at all, so not worth replying to. __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

09-13-2004, 12:45 PM	#19
Trent Edison Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Freeport 7 Posts: 6,132	It should take TONS of TGP traffic to get a sale... __________________